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6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I hope, no matter what else happens in my life, that I never become such a gigantic douchebag that even Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a shot at me in front of the entire world.

Wherever you go

Whatever you do

Marx will be right there waiting for you

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Looks like Jim Harbaugh and Butthead made a baby then hit it in the head with a 2-by-4 while its skull was still soft.

He's got kind of a mid-transition Craig Sheffer vibe to me.

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Did he just refer to his child as the “helper”?  Yeah, that’s totally normal.  

I hope this just doesn't disappear like the Lindsay Graham stuff.

15 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

I hope this just doesn't disappear like the Lindsay Graham stuff.

Someone is going to investigate the actual guardianship/paternal stuff.  YOu can't just tell the world you were secretly parenting an adult cuban boy and expect there won't be a shit-ton reporters and political hacks digging into every aspect of this.

Gaetz is a lawyer so I expect he used his words very carefully and has a shit-ton of documentation on just what their relationship is.

At the same time he is a drunk and a trumpkin - so he likely royally fucked all of this up.

Seriously, "Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever, but he had to go and oversell it and turn it into a shit show. Totally on brand for an alcoholic narcissist.  

44 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever

And this is exactly why it can't be true.

Matt Gaetz doesn't seem capable of that kind of compassion.

But if he is, he absolutely, positively is not capable of refraining from shouting it from the rooftops.  There's no way this self-aggrandizing egomaniac skipped an opportunity for massive political capital for himself and his party that so desperately needs some good optics on race and immigration. 

It's tantamount to Donald Trump doing the right thing and not telling anyone.  There's just no way.

I think Matt misunderstood "Un Cubano Boy" for "Un Cabana Boy" and is now just stuck with this order.  

The fact that Nestor wasn’t invited to Gaetz’s swearing in ceremony pretty much kills the whole “son” thing, and supports the whole “secret lover” thing

4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This is interesting, because it certainly appears that he almost "slips" and refers to him as his "son".

 

Then again, he could have almost said "sex slave" for all we know.

14 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

Maybe she couldn't pay?

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Call me when Matt Gaetz adopts Luis Tiant.

You know that Yasiel Puig is out of a job this season....

54 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I follow politics but somehow never realized that conservatives had such reverence for the Greeks.

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I have no fucking idea what's going on here

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I have no fucking idea what's going on here

Este 

All you need to know is that blacks and liberals are the REAL racists.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

 

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

So Matt was dating his parents employee and adopted her brother. Broke up with her, and the parents bought her a car for working for 15 years.

not sure if any of that is true.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Keep digging Twitter

On 6/19/2020 at 10:13 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

The fact that Nestor wasn’t invited to Gaetz’s swearing in ceremony pretty much kills the whole “son” thing, and supports the whole “secret lover” thing

"A dead girl or a live boy."
 

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

1, 2

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

You mean like like Cuban Winnie Cooper, like Cuban Winnie Cooper?  

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A Mini Cooper?
That's a Corvette

Is Matt Gaetz in favor of family values?

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

The president of Argentina from 2003 to 2007 was named "Nestor".

Perhaps it's fairly common in Latin America.

12 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Keep digging Twitter

Maybe the BMW is a bribe for her to keep her mouth shut about pimping out her little brother to the child predator, 

On 6/18/2020 at 4:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think that Gaetz overstated and lied when he called Nestor his "son"....but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

Nothing sinister about a healthy, gay relationship

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

‘Nestor and the Molester’.  The made for TV movie title has been set.

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Nothing sinister about a healthy, gay relationship

Nothing healthy about a grownass man cornholing a kid since he was 14 years old.
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:


Nothing healthy about a grownass man cornholing a kid since he was 14 years old.

I was trying to make a bad joke.

Maa Culpa

he was banging his sister ?

florida going to florida 

12 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

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 Pretty sure it Happy Daddy Day for him

 

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