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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

r/TheGoodPlace - oh, he's from Florida? Yeah, he belongs in the bad place.

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Matt Gertz's Twitter is about to blow up.


This tweet is worthless, content wise.
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34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

If it was a boy, probably.

Not great, Bob.

51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

We haven't even begun to approach "unelectable" yet. Especially in his district.

Now if your mom shows up on his Venmo timeline all bets are off.

35 minutes ago, Bookman said:

If it was a boy, probably.

But only publicly.  Behind closed doors ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

14 hours ago, staboner said:

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I was at this game.  It was really freaking miserable.  I was at least smart enough to move out of the rain after the 1st quarter and eat my popcorn dry.

Always thought that was from a baseball game, Pirates game at that. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Always thought that was from a baseball game, Pirates game at that. 

Nah, Wazzu vs Oregon IIRC, at the Seahawks' stadium.

  • 5 weeks later...

That looks like a blast!  A couple of soulless rappers, a creepy Congressman, a big photo of Our Leader as backdrop!

42 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah, they are definitely getting better at comedy.  🙄

On 2/26/2022 at 5:00 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

That looks like the worst sales kickoff after party of all time.. 

Two things, Matt.  How does it go from "Putin" to "We"...and are you referring to the 16yo exotic dancer Destiny from Belize? 

I propose a moratorium on posting in this thread unless he's arrested/indicted.  

On 2/26/2022 at 5:00 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Did they tell him it was Teen Nite?

“Teen-nite, teen-nite is your night, bro!”

-M. Gaetz “Twins”

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I propose a moratorium on posting in this thread unless he's arrested/indicted.  

Them might as well shut it down; nothing will happen.

  • 2 weeks later...

I had to stop and javelin a truck convoy of illegals on my way to work this morning.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everybody's obsessed with me sex trafficking underage girls, but do y'all have any idea how many underage girls get banged after high school dances every year?  Pwned."

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everyone's working to support the people evacuating the Ukraine, and are grateful for the generosity and kindness being shown by the countries who are welcoming them. It's time for the United States to show the same generosity and compassion to those at our southern border...."

 

"especially the young women... won't someone other than me think of the young women"

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Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm puttin' down
Hey, baby, I'm your Florida man
I'm not the kind that uses laws or rules
I'm handy with the love and and all the fools
I fix broken hearts, I know I truly can… 
Still not the bump that's needed. Did his investigation get squashed too?

I’m starting to think nothing is going to happen to any of them. They seemingly have Gaetz dead-to-rights and STILL can’t pull the trigger.

But that, “thought they’d be younger” look, though. 

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

Where's Will Smith when you need him?

Gaetz, "I demand answers about Hunter Biden's laptop!"

Asst. Director, "Congressman, I don't know anything about that laptop. I was asked to testify regarding illegal cyber security threats."

Gaetz, "We need to see everything on it now or I'll demand your termination!  I want to talk laptops!" 

Asst. Director, "Very well, I've seen that your laptop contains photos of 17 year old girls in sexual situations." 

Gaetz, "Enough with this laptop talk, I demand answers about the vulnerability of our electrical grids!"  

Hunter was never in government while the laptop was in his possession. It presumably is now powered down and even if not there is almost no chance it’s connected to the vast series of tubes. 
 

someone needs to tell this idiot to stfu

I'm sorry, you say 'tubes'?  /peteholmes-exmen

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Austin would really like to slap this bitch

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