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On 4/22/2022 at 3:05 PM, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

If you took a blind, random shot at him, you would have 4X greater chance of hitting his huge melon than that ballistic vest.

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The House has always been a crap institution, but now it’s no better than a junior high school circle jerk.

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Just saw that video of Gaetz and MTG having a heart to heart, and Gaetz implies that Jamie Raskin came to congress under a cloud of despair over the death of his son.

Raskin's son committed suicide 4 years after Raskin had taken office.

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Maybe getting closer?

 

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Maybe getting closer?
 

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24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Literally he was supposed to be in jail a year ago.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Right…

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19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Literally he was supposed to be in jail a year ago.

Seriously, wtf?

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Takes thumb to know thumb.

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Human thumb in 8th grader’s suit. He’s seriously gross.

 

 

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EDIT: Now I’m down a Gaetz/Jordan::Beavis/Butthead rabbit hole. So I’ve got that going for me.

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This motherfucker really, really needs an ass kicking.  I'll bet that for his entire life, his dad paid the biggest kid in school to look out for his pussy ass. 

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Takes thumb to know thumb.

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

 

I'm just here to say fuck Matt Gaetz.  If anyone should refrain from talking about how people look, it's fucking Matt Gaetz.  

The guy brings up a good point.  If the Feds have evidence that he committed statutory rape, wouldn't they intervene to keep him from hanging out at Turning Point?

Anyone at Turning Point deserves anything bad that happens to them.

  • Gil Bang changed the title to Matt Gaetz is a complete douchebag and he needs his ass kicked
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Thought a thread title change was in order. 

On 7/23/2022 at 6:19 PM, Bama Chick said:

Takes thumb to know thumb.

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He looks like Billy Graham with crooked mouth.

 
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10 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

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The username for that tweet is "Louis Gomert is an Embarrassment."

Hot mic captured Gaetz assuring Stone of pardon, discussing Mueller redactions
As Roger Stone prepared to stand trial in 2019, complaining he was under pressure from federal prosecutors to incriminate Donald Trump, a close ally of the president repeatedly assured Stone that “the boss” would likely grant him clemency if he were convicted, a recording shows. At an event at a Trump property that October, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) predicted that Stone would be found guilty at his trial in Washington the following month but would not “do a day” in prison. Gaetz was apparently unaware they were being recorded by documentary filmmakers following Stone.
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38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Should be an Onion article

10 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Should be an Onion article

It's stunning how little Gaetz and other Republicans with legal backgrounds understand things like the Constitution.

Oh wait, he and Cruz know exactly what they are saying and are counting on their followers to be dumbasses.

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Rapey McForehead got 70% of the votes in his primary.

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