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#2753
On 4/22/2022 at 3:05 PM, brakeman said:

Who would want to kill this slime ball?

If you took a blind, random shot at him, you would have 4X greater chance of hitting his huge melon than that ballistic vest.

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#2759
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The House has always been a crap institution, but now it’s no better than a junior high school circle jerk.

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#2763

Just saw that video of Gaetz and MTG having a heart to heart, and Gaetz implies that Jamie Raskin came to congress under a cloud of despair over the death of his son.

Raskin's son committed suicide 4 years after Raskin had taken office.

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#2773

Human thumb in 8th grader’s suit. He’s seriously gross.

 

 

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EDIT: Now I’m down a Gaetz/Jordan::Beavis/Butthead rabbit hole. So I’ve got that going for me.

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#2774

This motherfucker really, really needs an ass kicking.  I'll bet that for his entire life, his dad paid the biggest kid in school to look out for his pussy ass. 

#2783

The guy brings up a good point.  If the Feds have evidence that he committed statutory rape, wouldn't they intervene to keep him from hanging out at Turning Point?

  • Gil Bang changed the title to Matt Gaetz is a complete douchebag and he needs his ass kicked
#2788
On 7/23/2022 at 6:19 PM, Bama Chick said:

Takes thumb to know thumb.

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He looks like Billy Graham with crooked mouth.

#2793
10 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Ok, who did it....fess up4bf2dddf8b1610ea968226f0cfc1e552.jpg

The username for that tweet is "Louis Gomert is an Embarrassment."

#2795
Hot mic captured Gaetz assuring Stone of pardon, discussing Mueller redactions
As Roger Stone prepared to stand trial in 2019, complaining he was under pressure from federal prosecutors to incriminate Donald Trump, a close ally of the president repeatedly assured Stone that “the boss” would likely grant him clemency if he were convicted, a recording shows. At an event at a Trump property that October, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) predicted that Stone would be found guilty at his trial in Washington the following month but would not “do a day” in prison. Gaetz was apparently unaware they were being recorded by documentary filmmakers following Stone.
Video via @washingtonpost
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#2798
10 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Should be an Onion article

It's stunning how little Gaetz and other Republicans with legal backgrounds understand things like the Constitution.

Oh wait, he and Cruz know exactly what they are saying and are counting on their followers to be dumbasses.

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