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#251
WTF is he on about?



Wait... was it his father or step-father that got him out of all those DUIs?
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#254

#EmptyNestor (What Gaetz calls Tuesday night 'horse-play') 

 

#257

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

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I guess I'm the dumb mother fucker that doesn't know how to properly embed a tweet

#260

Seriously ... as I think about this, how FUCKING STUPID is Matt Gaetz to say "this is Joe Biden's America"  and post a photo of a scared white couple that was taken this weekend in DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA? 

 

 

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#261
23 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Matty DUI is leading in at least one important poll:

 

No disrespect to Matt's considerable dumbness, but Louie is being robbed here. 

#262
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yeah, MS-13 lives right next door, Matt.


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Good god, what awful taste.  Just gross.

#264

Members of Jerry Fallwell jr's staff have reported that their boss is furious that Representative Gaetz has acquired one of the most exotic and "well-bronzed, square-jawed male toys in Florida's first district." Erik Prince, leader of God's chosen private army, has reportedly been deployed in Operation Recover Yum Yum Nestor. Intel reveals that Nestor is confirmed alive but condition unknown for taught entry. A domestic resource war between Representative Gaetz and Mr. Fallwell appears imminent. Gaetz has enlisted Ladybug Patrol for deployment to defensive outposts. 

#267

Phil Ehr? I barely even knew 'er!

(so sorry. he's an American hero, and Gaetz is a first class tool)

#269

Did not have "make a campaign contribution to a congressional candidate in the 1st District of Florida" on my 2020 bingo card.

 

#270
On 6/29/2020 at 2:37 PM, UncleSonny said:

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

So he is a scare wimp, committing a crime because he is afraid of the color of peoples skin and thinks we are all like that?  

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#274
6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

#275

He looks like a date rapist on A Very Special Episode of Saved by the Bell. 
Name him Turner Brock or something.
Nestor can cameo.

 

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#276
21 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

the sopranos hbo GIF

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#280

Henrygandorf I am torn. That looks like a very good show to watch in August, but I may need to hide anything throwable if Matt Gaetz is going to be on screen for very long.

#281
18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Henrygandorf I am torn. That looks like a very good show to watch in August, but I may need to hide anything throwable if Matt Gaetz is going to be on screen for very long.

exact same thought. that was a well cut trailer as I didn't want to punch my monitor until the very end

#282
On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

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Didn’t realize Chess King was still in business.  

#283

$50 says he had a "Mossimo" sticker on the back of his 328i in high school.  

#292
6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

EVERY ACCUSATION 

 

 

One of the replies to the Feb tweet.  Am I reading it wrong or does that really say what I think it says?

 

#293
On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

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The Chris Wallace interview with Trump should have told you. Shoe lifts. It makes them all stand very unnaturally.

#294
On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

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That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

#295
3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

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#298

I'm starting to think that Matt Gaetz may not be a good guy, and here I was all this time, thinking I was a good judge of character and he was a good, wholesome, Christian Republican.  I'm kidding.  I'll believe in good, wholesome, Christian Republicans right after Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster make a baby and it hides candy eggs in my yard.

Fuck this guy.

Free Nestor!

 

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#300
24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Matt Gaetz and Jon Cryer battle it out over twitter:

Here is the article in Newsweek. Sad that I missed the initial tweet storm.

https://www.newsweek.com/jon-cryer-matt-gaetz-1529934

There were a number of tweets and are all listed in the article, here is one toward the end:

 

Covid is under control now in Florida.  Gotta find something else important to focus on.  

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