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Government takeover of insurance….. 
Is a Conservative political position in Florida…..
By Matt Gaetz?….
What a time to be alive.
 

You need to understand the “conservative” philosophy. If a NON-MAGA government does anything, that’s the evil communist government overreach.
MAGA, governments, on the other hand, should be given total control over all aspects of society and your personal life. Every. Single. One.
Did you not get the memo on “Authoritarianism 101?”
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12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You need to understand the “conservative” philosophy. If a NON-MAGA government does anything, that’s the evil communist government overreach.
MAGA, governments, on the other hand, should be given total control over all aspects of society and your personal life. Every. Single. One.
Did you not get the memo on “Authoritarianism 101?”

Andy Samberg GIF
 

But can I at least access Pornhub with my VPN? They aren’t going after that…. Right?!

It’s such a minor (not like that!) convenience, that gives me a a couple minutes of distraction a day.

13 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Government takeover of insurance….. 

Is a Conservative political position in Florida…..

By Matt Gaetz?….

What a time to be alive.

 

Vote for me I’m the only one who knows how to fix it. 
 

No I’m not going to tell you how I’m going to do it but would I lie to you 

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here's the funny part...Matt fucking Gaetz could be elected Governor of a major state, and it could be an improvement over the guy he replaced.

wtf that doesn't even make sense as a joke

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8 hours ago, mchookem said:

wtf that doesn't even make sense as a joke

 

He has a childish sense of humor. 

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THE JERK STORE CALLED AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!!!

Matt Gaetz pronouns: 

venmo

statutory

underage

trafficker

roofied

 

On 1/12/2025 at 8:18 AM, Underdog said:

Matt Gaetz pronouns: 

venmo

statutory

underage

trafficker

roofied

 

You left out sophomore.

On 1/11/2025 at 10:15 AM, Willfully Horn said:

POS

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I'm sure this won't come back at his stupid ass ten-fold then next time a Cat 4 hurricane bitchslaps the fuck out of FL.

On 1/11/2025 at 10:15 AM, Willfully Horn said:

POS

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It's pronoun is "It".  That's the proper pronoun for a "fire tornado".  Eric used it, and you affirmed it.  

What am I missing here?  

This is floridas next governor 

4 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

It's pronoun is "It".  That's the proper pronoun for a "fire tornado".  Eric used it, and you affirmed it.  

What am I missing here?  

apparently a lack of empathy

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The story will quickly be that we want our leaders to be “alphas,” and there’s nothing more alpha than being a predator.
These scumbags aren’t outliers in the GQP. They are its essence.

Well at least there's a happy ending! 

Jesus fucking Christ how do these people look at themselves in the mirror. I would kill myself to put an end to the shame.

17 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Jesus fucking Christ how do these people look at themselves in the mirror. I would kill myself to put an end to the shame.

Bolded the word that is missing from every GQP person.  I mean, it's like a missing chromosome or something -- it just ain't fucking there, and it ain't never gonna be there.

its not like he was fucking 7 year olds - Megyn Kelly 

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