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Who had this in their 2020 Shit Bingo Card? India vs China

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Team generational Hill Country mutton - Laziz lamb, Rajasthani, etc.  So many amazing Indian lamb dishes!

1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

the good news is, they both have nukes!

wanna know how I know youre only 15 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

wanna know how I know youre only 15 

Your sarcasm meter - get it repaired.

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4 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Your sarcasm meter - get it repaired.

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28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

chicken masala vs beef flat noodle? I'm choosing China.

chicken tandoori vs boiled dog?  I'm going with India.

 

chicken tandoori vs boiled dog?  I'm going with India.
 
Plus India produces some fine ass women

You know that death cult thats saying july 2020 is the end.  Maybe we should all take a closer look at that organization and just take a looksie around

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4 minutes ago, juan pantages said:

You know that death cult thats saying july 2020 is the end.  Maybe we should all take a closer look at that organization and just take a looksie around

I'm telling you. Historians centuries from now will cite this as the reason for the world almost ending, which started in 2020 from people doing stupid shit in 2018.

https://www.businessinsider.com/black-sarcophagus-found-in-egypt-opened-despite-curse-warnings-photos-2018-7

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10 minutes ago, Smax said:

Plus India produces some fine ass women

This is a topic that merits discussion

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Wait until the Yeti picks a side.

Then India it is. He no want to be special ingredient in Yeti Head soup.

44 minutes ago, JBJ said:

This is a topic that merits discussion

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20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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vs

 

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I believe this is what we refer to as a no-lose situation.

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9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

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Not even close.  Our little fortune cookie is 25 and Ms Laal Maas is pushing 40.

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Didn't see a thread on this. This will the be icing on this shit cake that is 2020. A war involving the world's 2 most populist countries with roughly 1.4B people each. If it's a war of attrition, they may be at it for a long while.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/defence/armed-forces-to-stock-up-war-reserves/articleshow/76415783.cms

Who's going to blink first after the skirmish?

 

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We just need to nuke China's wet markets now while we have the chance.  

Sneak in at night wearing Indian robes or something.  

5 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

We just need to nuke China's wet markets now while we have the chance.  

Sneak in at night wearing Indian robes or something.  

Indians for the most part don't wear robes, dumbass.

Seems like it would be pretty easy to decide who the land belongs to, do the rivers run north and south or east and west??

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Cricket > Vollyball

You know that cricket doesn't have women's volleyball dress code.

23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Indians for the most part don't wear robes, dumbass.

They wear feather head dress.

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Seems like it would be pretty easy to decide who the land belongs to, do the rivers run north and south or east and west??

Have to add Pakistan in the equation. The borders are not defined well at all. 

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

chicken masala vs beef flat noodle? I'm choosing China.

Are you high? Chicken masala wins every day 

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

I can't see shit.

Oh damn.  It's an imgur.

 

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I just saw this episode of West Wing. Jed has this shit under control.

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

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You fucking guy.

I don't know who you're talking about, but that smile is pretty funny.

22 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

I don't know who you're talking about, but that smile is pretty funny.

That's the Premier of Jyna, and "you fucking guy" or variants of "fucking guy," is a kind of generic Indian insult.  Like, you bastard, or son of a bitch, or fucker.

I'm on Team India for this one.

Chinese food is cheap fast-food filler compared to the seductive luxury that is Indian food.

Chinese World Population Control Plan 2020:

1. Create/permit release in wet market of covaids

2. Start billion man war with India

3. ???

4. Profit

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

this thread went 100% surly.

Sarcophagus Now

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5 hours ago, Hate said:


Seriously? Can you name a fast food Indian food place in the US? I rest my case.

 

There's a place called Bombay Bistro that's an Indian drive through down the road from me but it sucks really bad.

5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Indians for the most part don't wear robes, dumbass.

My wife is part Indian (probably Pawnee) based on her demeanor and she wears robes all the time.

9 hours ago, WBT said:

Does Kashmir count?

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face...

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face...

Side 2 of Led Zeppplin 4, no less

India should lose alone on out sourced so called telephone assistance.  I'd rather talk with the Russian Peggy.

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