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EUGENE, Ore. – A man who allegedly climbed onto a railroad sign and threw rocks at people while naked is now facing charges in a string of incidents, police said.

Brandon Jackson, 39, was arrested following a 13-hour standoff with police in the 200 block of Washington Street in Eugene on Tuesday morning. Police said he fought with police dog "Cwyk" when he was taken into custody, reportedly putting the animal in a headlock before punching him several times.

That poor dog.

https://www.kdrv.com/content/news/Naked-man-punched-Eugene-Police-K9-during-arrest-authorities-say-571321881.html

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A naked guy outside, in a 13-hour standoff? On the one hand, nobody wanted to put their hands on him, because what if he bumps into you.  

On the other hand, my first thought was that he would have been dead or in the hospital in critical condition had he been a different color.   That's sad on my part.

1 minute ago, ajax said:

 

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He's clearly an outdoor enthusiasts who simply wanted to show REI that you don't need specialize shoes or equipment to climb or fuck a railroad crossing light.

25 minutes ago, ajax said:

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What's the range on a taser?

I've always wanted to do this. Thanks to Brandon Jackson I feel that I have lived it.

Thanks Brandon!

This story reminds me of something that happened by our apartment back in '97 in San Antonio.

My wife and I were living there and her nephew and his girlfriend were staying with us while he was looking for a job.  Our apartment was close to the property line which was next to a greenbelt area.I want to say it was in January because it was cold as hell that day. Anyways, nephew and I were standing out on the balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a guy over in the brush.  I told nephew, hell that man's freaking nuts, he's out in this weather with no shirt on.  By then the women came out and we told them about the shirtless guy. My wife said "shirtless hell, the guy's naked".

We all cracked up and continued to try to watch to see what he was doing, although without much luck. Nephew shouts"Shooter go see what he's doing".  Uh that would be a "no", if you're so curious you go look.

Needless to say no on went to look and that's when the legend of Nakedman was born.

Although no one checked it out that night, nephew and I did go prowling around during the daylight hours a couple of days later.  Apparently it was some homeless guy who had a makeshift camp and living quarters set up in the woods.

7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who names their dog Cwyk?  

Slavic person who hates Q's?

Is this the Reno 911 thread?

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is this the Reno 911 thread?

more like "Cwyk got Rick in the dick..."

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You grab him.

Ewww. No. You grab him.

Fuck no.

I got it. Lets send in Cwyk.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Is this the Reno 911 thread?

Nah, that guy was from the future. 

7 minutes ago, BERT said:

Nah, that guy was from the future. 

Futureman?

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Futureman?

Sure, why not?

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who names their dog Cwyk?  

Somebody who wanted a cool twitter account for their dog, and realized that every other variation of "Quick" was taken?

On 6/17/2020 at 12:42 PM, Captainant said:

Anyone heard from workswithseed lately?

Not me, this time.

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