June 19, 20205 yr That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home.
June 19, 20205 yr those dot's pretzels are delicious. that bear will come back for them, if nothing else.
June 19, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, strangulation! said: those dot's pretzels are delicious. that bear will come back for them, if nothing else. Expensive, too.
June 20, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, harpercollins said: About 6 am So you never heard anything, like the sounds a bear would make going through your fridge
June 20, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said: That could easily be my kitchen in the morning after a night of industrious drinking so this thread hits close to home. Yeah, I don't see anything unusual about this. Except for the bear tracks.
June 20, 20205 yr the footprint in the lower picture is just badass...if the other shit wasn't torn up.
June 20, 20205 yr I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically just like big dogs, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella.
June 20, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically just like big dogs, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella.
June 20, 20205 yr Author You have split upper and lower door fridge? Can’t say I’ve seen one of those. This is two fridges next to one another. We are in a family reunion cabin at the YMCA of the Rockies in Estes Park.
June 20, 20205 yr Author So you never heard anything, like the sounds a bear would make going through your fridge No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc.
June 20, 20205 yr Just remember there is a bear in the bunch with you. And they just don't come no better than a bear.
June 20, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, harpercollins said: About 6 am You should publish a book about it Edited June 20, 20205 yr by Trey3216
June 20, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, harpercollins said: ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. Well it was either a bear or Vic's girlfriend.
June 20, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, harpercollins said: No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. I like the thought of a sad drunk bear that just went through a break up.
June 20, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, harpercollins said: No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. Guess bears aren’t paleo.
June 20, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, harpercollins said: No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. So one of your family members is a large, heavy, hairy gay guy with a late night eating problem. Be more tolerant!
June 20, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, harpercollins said: No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. The good thing is if the bear comes back looking for a meal with a heartbeat, all you've got to to is be the 20th quickest person there
June 20, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, harpercollins said: No I sleep through anything. Can’t figure out how it didn’t wake up my other 21 family members though. He ate two loaves of bread, 18 brioche rolls, three boxes of cereal, that giant bag of dots pretzels, three cartons of ice cream, uncorked an open bottle of wine, etc. 22 people slept through that? and not in the middle of the night but 6am? was everyone in that one house? Edited June 20, 20205 yr by futureman
June 20, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: I was told by a neighbor to be alert for juvenile black bears in May and June every year. Evidently, this is the time of year when male bears are kicked out by mama, and go looking for territory. They wander through our neighborhood on their way to remoter woods, and occasionally break into chicken coops, beehives, trash cans, etc. 70 to 80 pound black bears are basically big ass raccoons, but it does seem like a novel kind of nuisance for a Texas born and bred fella. fify Edited June 20, 20205 yr by ShaggyBevo RIP
June 20, 20205 yr I read the title as Bear Grylls and wondered who (even on surly) would admit to drinking their own piss
June 20, 20205 yr Author The good thing is if the bear comes back looking for a meal with a heartbeat, all you've got to to is be the 20th quickest person thereYeah I may be cutting it close based on my performance in yesterday’s kickball game. Time to ramp up the fartleks. #pushing40
June 20, 20205 yr Author 22 people slept through that? and not in the middle of the night but 6am? was everyone in that one house?Yep! Most all of us had box fans on for white noise.
June 20, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, harpercollins said: Yep! Most all of us had box fans on for white noise. one of you might be a beorning.
June 20, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, ButtFumble said: I read the title as Bear Grylls and wondered who (even on surly) would admit to drinking their own piss Did you know when you're dehydrated you don't piss? Bear is full of shit.
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