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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah but they probably rail against “other people” getting it and say things like “keep the government out of my healthcare” while on Medicaid/Medicare 

My 70+ y.o. parents are very against the government having any involvement in health care.  It’s socialism.  Except for Medicare, they’re ok with that.  

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Must be selling Trump water inside. 

48 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

What a shit show

How does that compare to a donkey show in Tijuana?  Asking for a friend of course.   

It's really amazing humans have survived this long.
Kids were eating Tide pods a few years ago. The end is nigh.
18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is Mike Gundy there?

If he is we will have one less team in the conference should we be able to play football this year.  They won’t have enough players left to field a team.

46 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

It's really amazing humans have survived this long.

We like to screw 

2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

 They even have a guy who rides a bike with a dildo on his helmet who ran for mayor one time!

So basically their version of fitlump

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Will bags of dicks be trucked in from the stockpile in Norman?

OU Sucks!

The answer is no.  That's like asking an Okie to share his meth or his sister.

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Weird he picked this shithole state for his rally.  Not really.  Mouth breathers galore.  Here for the lulz.  

Actually, it makes a lot of since.  Unlike Florida and Texas and some of the other Southern states, at the time it was picked, it wasn't heavily trending up in covid cases, or wasn't predicted to.

Of course, now it's trending up.  And the head of the Tulsa Health Department is asking people who attend to self-isolate for two weeks, and get tested after the rally.

Need to set a calendar entry to come back in a week or two and check https://coronavirus.1point3acres.com for the Oklahoma stats.

Actually, it makes a lot of since.  Unlike Florida and Texas and some of the other Southern states, at the time it was picked, it wasn't heavily trending up in covid cases, or wasn't predicted to.
Of course, now it's trending up.  And the head of the Tulsa Health Department is asking people who attend to self-isolate for two weeks, and get tested after the rally.
Need to set a calendar entry to come back in a week or two and check https://coronavirus.1point3acres.com for the Oklahoma stats.

This’ll be tough to pinpoint just Oklahoma. I bet attendees are from all over the country
1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Why was she sleeping on the sidewalk when her home was double-parked right next to her?

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Just got done watching the Shelia Buck footage. This event is private, right? Or is a campaign rally considered a public forum where you can't be removed simply for the content of your speech?

I don't know if that's how it works anymore. Too much public forum vs publisher vs first amendment nonsense going on lately.

2 hours ago, heso said:

Must be selling Trump water inside. 

It's piss.  Will be consumed by the gallons. 

28 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Just got done watching the Shelia Buck footage. This event is private, right? Or is a campaign rally considered a public forum where you can't be removed simply for the content of your speech?

I don't know if that's how it works anymore. Too much public forum vs publisher vs first amendment nonsense going on lately.

I mean, she had a ticket to be there and is a resident of Tulsa? Not sure how a trespassing arrest is justified

Some folks in the Tulsa subreddit spotted guys wearing Hawaiian shirts and carrying AK's. I'm sure that'll work out nicely for everyone.

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Don’t be a pussy

Too late 

C-SPAN has a feed from inside the rally.  It is currently showing the My Pillow guy taking selfies with guests on the floor while "Hey Jude" plays, everyone sways and John Lennon rolls over in his grave...

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

fuck andy dick

12 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

C-SPAN has a feed from inside the rally.  It is currently showing the My Pillow guy taking selfies with guests on the floor while "Hey Jude" plays, everyone sways and John Lennon rolls over in his grave...

Be nice to lock them in there, play "afternoon delight" on repeat. 

17 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

"Hey Jude" plays, everyone sways and John Lennon rolls over in his grave...

BTW, I screwed that one up ... Paul wrote Hey Jude but John's still pissed that it's playing at a Trump rally.  The song after that was "We are the Champions" so add Freddie to the pissed off list...

Time to find a fire marshal to blame

10 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

that's at least 500,000 people.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

that's at least 500,000 people.

Do you work at Kyle Field?

That mouth breather waited outside for four days when she could’ve shown up 10 minutes before it started and walked right in. 

4 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m assuming having it in Oklahoma only skews the metrics even further...

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19 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

That mouth breather waited outside for four days when she could’ve shown up 10 minutes before it started and walked right in. 

900,000 tickets!!!  
 

*880,000 allotted for Seymour Butts, Homer Sexual, IP Freely, and Mike Rotch

7 hours ago, dcar00 said:

are they watching the Belmont outside the BOK?  Cool!

How did Poweruppaynter do in the 12th?

 

Oh, beg pardon... thought I was in The Other Sports forum.

4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah but they probably rail against “other people” getting it and say things like “keep the government out of my healthcare” while on Medicaid/Medicare 

This trope is catching up with the person on their iphone while checking out with their foodstamp card

Probably more people in CHAZ than the maga rally lol.

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21 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm glad this turned into nothing 

Oh it turned into something, just not what they anticipated. I would call it a shitshow. 

5 hours ago, SDG said:

How does that compare to a donkey show in Tijuana?  Asking for a friend of course.   

Tijuana>tulsa everyday of the week.

Meh, somebody there is gonna get pissed that nothing happened and they gonna start some shit.  Night ain't over yet, not by a damn sight...as they say.  

8:15p local time in Tulsa.  Still time to make one more bad decision 

Looking at the pictures from that, and the other maskless gatherings, I find myself searching for Vincent Price walking through the crowd in a red mask.

Edited by Scheiss Meister

a) lets wait until everyone leaves the area before we're confident that it turned into nothing

b) talk on interwebs about a mass zoomer effort to get tickets with no intention of coming. I'm curious how much that is an actual... meaningful reality versus maybe reduced enthusiasm and probably a lot of "going to this is a horrible idea based on any kind of reasoning that calculates self preservation". either way this will probably drive up the unemployment numbers for professional white house staffers

29 minutes ago, mdleast said:

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HBO has played that all weekend too

I can't let this thread go on without pointing out that Tulsa backwards is a slut

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