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9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Shit, I lurked on shaggy for about five years before joining.

You are one creepy dude.

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    He didn't get COVID.  He just ran out of immunity.

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1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

You are one creepy dude.

I am?  What about that one time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

9 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.  Didn’t have the guts to join in, and thought very carefully about what I’d post the first time on ShaggyBevo…was actually a little relieved when I got pos rep.  You assholes are scary to a non-UT outsider.  
 

Which is why it cracks me up when ‘new’ accounts come in all cock strong into the most divisive threads acting like they’ve been around for years.  Either long time lurker or sock.  

Hah.  Reminds me of my first trading of barbs with North Loop when I first joined.  Fortunately I had the benefit of @Ghost of LL's advice at the time.

51 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Already said this but I’ve had 3 unmasked, lengthy close contacts with infected people. Nothing. I think the booster has helped me out.

 

13 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Same here.......................................................................... ......................................................................................................... ........................................................................................ .........................................................................................................................

Ive been having allergy symptoms and some headaches, but not going to burn one of my last two tests because they are 100% unavailable right now. Will see what Cares says. 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I am?  What about that one time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I am?  What about that one time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

We're pretty much vaxxed with maybe two exceptions.  But we're having our annual partner dinner tonight.  It's outdoors, but we're all tempting fate.  The hide-and-seek championship may be all on you.

I'll play.  I had to go to a packed funeral in Troup, Texas yesterday (my first and last trip there, hopefully).  Funeral was in a close quarters Methodist church.  I doubled up on the mask, but I only counted four others in attendance in the entire joint who were doing the same, for all the good may do (It's still real to me dammit).  I may need to buy a lottery ticket this weekend if I'm not flat on my back (or prone) by then.

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Haha my wife posted this to our kids on Instagram this morning with the comment, "Now we know why [youngest son] hasn't caught it".  Daughter (DDD), who caught it over the holidays, responded, "what about me?"

 

Go on...

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

Shouldn’t you be telling us about a friend of yours daughter who took the Covid vaccine which caused her to have a spontaneous abortion even though she never had sex? 

His username checks out.

wife tested + on an at-home test the day after coming back from a biz trip.  I felt off right after that but was negative on 2 different home tests.  kids were seemingly unaffected.

errbody vaxed.  wife and i were about a week post booster.

I'm just here to say that we called it "Tackle the man with the ball"... yes, even in the 80s.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I am?  What about that one time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

Ok, in the interest of keeping accurate and useful statistics.....were you naked WITH the Jell-O, or naked FROM the Jell-O?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I am?  What about that one time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?

He was hot and he was hungry.

7 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'm just here to say that we called it "Tackle the man with the ball"... yes, even in the 80s.

We (80s) shortened it to "Tackle the Man," as a concession to the shortness of human life.  The "with the football" part seemed fairly obvious, or so we thought until some idiot just started tackling people.  After that, we went with "Tackle the Man with the Football and only the Man with the Football, you got that Rudy."

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16 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'm just here to say that we called it "Tackle the man with the ball"... yes, even in the 80s.

Does anyone remember playing Indian dodge ball? It was dodge ball with bowling pins along each baseline you had to knock down. I never understood what Indians had to do with bowling pins, until the PE teacher said you needed to hit your opponent so hard you left a dot on their forehead.  

Oh, the 70's. Geez...

I'd just like to give a shoutout to all the unvaxxed snowflakes who are too scared to get vaccinated during a pandemic. You're a big the reason this shit is still around.

I’d reword this to salute the unvaccinated snowflakes who go on and on about how they don’t need it, or are standing up against tyranny, or whatever, then abandon their principles and run to a hospital to benefit from modern medicine when they get a bad case of COVID. They’re the reason hospitals are overloaded, which in turn is the root of this virus’s impact on society. I wish they’d put their money where their mouths are and stay the fuck away from the hospital.
8 minutes ago, troph said:

I triple dog dare you to try. I'll fuck your shit up. ;)

Shoulder check game is real. 

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

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34 minutes ago, dcbc said:

He was hot and he was hungry.

Thankfully some of you are cultured enough to supply an appropriate response.  I'm disappointed in the rest of you.

40 minutes ago, texasdago said:

I'm just here to say that we called it "Tackle the man with the ball"... yes, even in the 80s.

Some places were and are more enlightened than others. 

Whatever we called it growing up, it was a thinly disguised way to just beat the shit out of someone.

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Now the kids are calling it Smear the LGTBQ2S+.

Is LGTBQ2S+ the commercial free version of LGTBQ2S?

 

 

Our elementary school P.E. teacher stopped us one day and said, "Never call it 'Smear the Queer'...that's mean!"

We asked him what we should call it, and steel-blue eyed, blond-haired Erik Kalmbach in the most thinly veiled German-as-English accent I've ever heard to this day said, "You shall call it 'Bombardment'!"  Turns out that's another name for dodgeball, but coming from a guy who was obviously the son of a Nazi Luftwaffe Colonel, it always felt even worse than saying "Smear the Queer"

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Now the kids are calling it Smear the LGTBQ2S+.

Bris the cis 

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Bris the cis 

That's so weird because even though I'm part Jewish, my cock identifies as gentile.  

1 hour ago, troph said:

Oh we called it smear the queer.  No whitewashing that history.  

I'm not even going to tell you what we called ringing a doorbell and running away.

And yeah--it wasn't "Ding Dong Dash," which is what my kids now call it.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

That's so weird because even though I'm part Jewish, my cock identifies as gentile.  

Not after you get the ball 

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is LGTBQ2S+ the commercial free version of LGTBQ2S?

Yeah, but you can almost always get it thrown in with the purchase of FABULOUS boot, flannel, or a Subaru.

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Help me out guys. Is this one line or two?

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It's been an honor serving with you.

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Help me out guys. Is this one line or two?

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Got one of those on Monday. 

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Your fucked up thumb is the most concerning thing in that picture at this point. 

Note to self: never post a picture of my appendages or a screenshot with my battery status on surly.

53 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Help me out guys. Is this one line or two?

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I watched a documentary on that guy, “Barry”. He was actually a pretty cool guy, spent most all of the money he made feeding the homeless. Died of a heart attack in late 40’s.  Did the porn shoot to make ends meet after giving his money away to the poor.   Carry on. 

29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I watched a documentary on that guy, “Barry”. He was actually a pretty cool guy, spent most all of the money he made feeding the homeless. Died of a heart attack in late 40’s.  Did the porn shoot to make ends meet after giving his money away to the poor.   Carry on. 

Someone finally got it. 

19 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Not really.  Omicron doesn't give a shit about vaccines (and I have mine and I have Omicron).

You should start playing poker.

7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Your fucked up thumb is the most concerning thing in that picture at this point. 

Yes, that’s definitely my thumb.

My youngest sister is a nurse in Austin (fyi she is hideous looking) and has worked with Covid patients since they beginning.  She finally tested positive for Covid this week. Contracted at the hospital? Who knows but she gave it a good run. 
 

She described her symptoms as bad allergies and she gets 5 days off now. 

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