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6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

WTF is up with his shirt?  Looks like they're practicing bukkake on his dumb ass in the clink. 

Or based literally on the Legend of Ron Jeremy, he’s been “practicing” on himself.

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Or based literally on the Legend of Ron Jeremy, he’s been “practicing” on himself.

Damn I’m old af thinking of how long ago I was well versed on this bastard…

10 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

WTF is up with his shirt?  Looks like they're practicing bukkake on his dumb ass in the clink. 

When I worked at Oklahoma County 25 years ago, inmates got clean clothes once a week. You had to make that clean shirt last. Also, we had the inmates doing the janitorial work inside their cells and dayroom, so most jails ain't known for their cleanliness. 

  • 3 weeks later...

@henrygandorf wasnt I with you when I saw him in the shitter at the Rainbow? Seems like something we would do

36 minutes ago, huge said:

@henrygandorf wasnt I with you when I saw him in the shitter at the Rainbow? Seems like something we would do

yes.

the wife saw him and was all excited and took a picture with him and then later on was like, "wait, he's a pornstar?"

Gotta be a weird dynamic for him - boned an insane number of broads over the years but not a single one ever wanted to do it.

yes.
the wife saw him and was all excited and took a picture with him and then later on was like, "wait, he's a pornstar?"

Who did she think he was and what did she think he was famous for? The Surreal Life?

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