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#1751
On 9/28/2022 at 6:58 PM, Chooky said:

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Poor freaking dog... that's definitely s PTSD gaze if I've ever seen it. 

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#1752
On 10/10/2022 at 8:33 PM, TexasRenegade said:

In all honesty they did something to Calzada in that tent.  One moment he was dying and couldn't walk after timeout he was fine.

 

Pretty sure King was concussed that last drive anyway. 

Toradol

#1756
15 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Hear that?  No one is hitting the portal. 

 No 5 either....higher. 

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#1758
39 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Karen vs Looch. Who are you taking?


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#1761
On 10/25/2022 at 1:42 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Poor freaking dog... that's definitely s PTSD gaze if I've ever seen it. 

He gets the 1000 yard stare every time someone breaks out a jar of peanut butter.

#1762

I hate myself for supporting looch on this…please don’t neg

#1763
3 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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Karen vs Looch. Who are you taking?


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#1764
2 minutes ago, Fug said:

I hate myself for supporting looch on this…please don’t neg

I'll take your money. 

#1765
5 minutes ago, Fug said:

I hate myself for supporting looch on this…please don’t neg

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#1769
24 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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The plot thickens…


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I wonder if Looch will out the bag lady.  This is getting good.  Who does 6figs, Tarp and the NW Houston sales reps side with- Chin pubes or the old hag.

#1772
4 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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We have reached the “grow a pair” stage of Karen being Karen.


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They're accusing each other of being the sock @devisedby. 

Hmmmm, which one is dumb enough to write "escape goat"?

Oh wait, both of them. 

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#1774
4 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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We have reached the “grow a pair” stage of Karen being Karen.


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#1775

So the public mouthpiece of the aggy AD going to war with the flailing coaches slightly insane bag woman.   Please aggy, save something for next week.   

#1777

I'd say burn it down, but a hall of empty championship cases isn't going to fuel much of a fire, unless the 1939 and earlier NC trophies are made of wood.  

Whatever,  they'll turn it all around next year or the year after because good decisions always involve a passionate, batshit crazy bag lady stalker, that posts shitty f'u posts on fan boards.  

#1778

How in the wide wide world of sports does this hag who lives in Nebraska get such "inside information" on not only this subject but so many others?

#1779
7 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

We have reached the “grow a pair” stage of Karen being Karen.

*pear

#1782

Y’all know aggy will win this weekend right?  It’s what they do. They never actually die.  They’ll do something like beat ol miss and Florida..then lose to UMass…then beat LSU…then it’s just wait until next year!

#1784
2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Y’all know aggy will win this weekend right?  It’s what they do. They never actually die.  They’ll do something like beat ol miss and Florida..then lose to UMass…then beat LSU…then it’s just wait until next year!

Good.  Season is already trash and need them to take some heat off Jimbo’s OC search.  Last thing you want is them throwing market setting #’s at a competent OC. 

#1785

Oh I wouldn't worry about them hiring a competent OC. I mean who the hell would go there knowing that Jimbo will be undermining every decision that he makes? There is absolutely zero chance that he gives up playcalling and allows someone to take over. His ego just won't allow that to happen and he doesn't have any incentive to do so with that ridiculous contract. 

#1786
6 hours ago, Best served cold said:

Oh I wouldn't worry about them hiring a competent OC. I mean who the hell would go there knowing that Jimbo will be undermining every decision that he makes? There is absolutely zero chance that he gives up playcalling and allows someone to take over. His ego just won't allow that to happen and he doesn't have any incentive to do so with that ridiculous contract. 

Yep. I'm sure Jimbo is rarin' to hire a guy to come in and prove that he's just as bad as all of his critics are saying. "Youguyswereright. IamaterribleOC! Here'ssomeofyourmoneyback."

#1787
7 hours ago, Best served cold said:

Oh I wouldn't worry about them hiring a competent OC. I mean who the hell would go there knowing that Jimbo will be undermining every decision that he makes? There is absolutely zero chance that he gives up playcalling and allows someone to take over. His ego just won't allow that to happen and he doesn't have any incentive to do so with that ridiculous contract. 

He'll meddle more than Mack. 

#1788
15 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Oh, JFC, these bitches just need to get to the scissoring already. 

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

#1789
11 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

No.

#1790
16 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

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#1791
16 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

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#1792
4 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

I'm going to invoke my Fifth Amendment Rights against self incrimination. 

#1793
23 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Y’all know aggy will win this weekend right?  It’s what they do. They never actually die.  They’ll do something like beat ol miss and Florida..then lose to UMass…then beat LSU…then it’s just wait until next year!

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#1794

My wife is an Aggie and we have a ranch 30 minutes from Kyle Field, so I have been to some Aggie games.  We are going to our ranch this weekend and going to Ole Miss.  

Here is a complete list of the non-Texas Aggie games I have been to in my life:

Alabama 2019 -- lost by 19

MSU 2017 -- lost by 21

Ole Miss 2014 -- lost by a bunch

Alabama 2013 -- lost but kept it close, their best showing (I actually did not make it in the stadium as did not have ticket -- I watched at Northgate with friends while wife and her friends watched inside)

LSU 2012 (loss -- and would have been an absolute ass kicking but for Zach Mettenberger not being able to hit deep balls all day long -- Beckham and Landry were open all day)

Texas Tech 2002 -- lost in shootout.  Was hilarious loss.  Kicker missed some XPs and Welker went nuts on them.
 

I also went and saw Texas Tech beat the absolute shit out of them in Lubbock in 2005.

A&M does not do well when I am in attendance.  I expect that to continue this weekend.  Hopefully Zach Evans is healthy.

#1796
30 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

A&M does not do well when I am in attendance.  I expect that to continue this weekend.  Hopefully Zach Evans is healthy.

New NIL deal for you from Surly. We will send you to every aggy game.

We are counting on you.

Hook'em 

#1797
42 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

My wife is an Aggie and we have a ranch 30 minutes from Kyle Field, so I have been to some Aggie games.  We are going to our ranch this weekend and going to Ole Miss.  

Here is a complete list of the non-Texas Aggie games I have been to in my life:

Alabama 2019 -- lost by 19

MSU 2017 -- lost by 21

Ole Miss 2014 -- lost by a bunch

Alabama 2013 -- lost but kept it close, their best showing (I actually did not make it in the stadium as did not have ticket -- I watched at Northgate with friends while wife and her friends watched inside)

LSU 2012 (loss -- and would have been an absolute ass kicking but for Zach Mettenberger not being able to hit deep balls all day long -- Beckham and Landry were open all day)

Texas Tech 2002 -- lost in shootout.  Was hilarious loss.  Kicker missed some XPs and Welker went nuts on them.
 

I also went and saw Texas Tech beat the absolute shit out of them in Lubbock in 2005.

A&M does not do well when I am in attendance.  I expect that to continue this weekend.  Hopefully Zach Evans is healthy.

The Tech game from 2002 was great radio listening.

South: The snap is good, the hold is good, the kick is up... ... ... ... ... ...

Elmendorf: Game over, Dave, we lost.

South: ... ... ...

#1798
3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

The Tech game from 2002 was great radio listening.

South: The snap is good, the hold is good, the kick is up... ... ... ... ... ...

Elmendorf: Game over, Dave, we lost.

South: ... ... ...

Emotions were pretty high.  That was the year after the goalpost incident in Lubbock.  I think A&M officials had called them Classless Clowns in their 2002 media guide.  Was a hilarious loss.  They had a decent defense but Leach lit them up.

#1799
On 10/26/2022 at 5:49 PM, Deej said:

KKL has thrown her ovaries down. Will Chin Pubes accept the duel?

Probably not, since his ovaries haven’t dropped yet.

#1800

"Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? "

I require further clarification of the scenario. For example, who would be the bottom and who would be the top?

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