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It would really be a shame if someone put a picture of dear, dear Norman was featured in a "FREE DOG TO A GOOD HOME" post on Craigslist with KKL's info.

Won’t work. She has a cyber security system in place.
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4 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Won’t work. She has a cyber security system in place.

Had an Asian do it so you know it is unhackable 

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Just now, Deej said:

That dog would be like...Dog Please GIF by MOODMAN

Imagine the amount of peanut butter they go through at that house...now excuse me while I go vomit..again!

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

That dog would be like...Dog Please GIF by MOODMAN

I mean, I feel like we'd be doing the dog a HUGE favor by getting him out of there. The things that poor little dude must have seen... 

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

I mean, I feel like we'd be doing the dog a HUGE favor by getting him out of there. The things that poor little dude must have seen... 

Ovaries in his food bowl?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Imagine the amount of peanut butter they go through at that house...now excuse me while I go vomit..again!

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19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Had an Asian do it so you know it is unhackable 

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I still can’t believe that she said that and somehow thought it meant she wasn’t a racist. She’s seriously unwell.

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Human Sacrifice!  Aggies and Longhorns living together......mass hysteria!

 

Forgot to add "likes to go to birthday parties for aggy recruits."

Http://BLOCK SURLYHORNS.com has been typed into her address bar today. 100% 

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2 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Http://BLOCK SURLYHORNS.com has been typed into her address bar today. 100% 

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I gotta admit, I was convinced that nothing could ever top the "Peak Hamm" days of the Hamm thread...I was wrong.

At what point does Karen become a Karen and write a sternly worded letter to the Surly manager?

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Why doesn’t she live in college station?

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why doesn’t she live in college station?

Dearth of Asians providing tech support.

plus, she's being very discreet about being the bag hag.

25 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

I gotta admit, I was convinced that nothing could ever top the "Peak Hamm" days of the Hamm thread...I was wrong.

At what point does Karen become a Karen and write a sternly worded letter to the Surly manager?

I mean, we literally got Hamm fired. 

12 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why doesn’t she live in college station?

Because Bryan/College Station doesn’t have any blue chip talent to buy. 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because Bryan/College Station doesn’t have any blue chip talent to buy. 

So Karen has Houston covered. Who did Jimbo drag to Texas to cover DFW?

24 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Why doesn’t she live in college station?

Too much competition over fucking her dog?

9 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So Karen has Houston covered. Who did Jimbo drag to Texas to cover DFW?

Houston is near a major airport and a freeway straight to Dallas sir. 

11 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

So Karen has Houston covered. Who did Jimbo drag to Texas to cover DFW?

Also, he has guys on staff. 

47 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I mean, we literally got Hamm fired. 

Which time??

14 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Which time??

Definitely from the pool boy job. He got himself fired from 247 and The Other 98. 

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Who would have thought Karen would be the one to save the board from the Brockpocalypse?

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Who would have thought Karen would be the one to save the board from the Brockpocalypse?

She’s so terrible, she’s even ruined that for me today.
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Who would have thought Karen would be the one to save the board from the Brockpocalypse?

Brockalypse. The ‘poc’ just seems superfluous. 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I mean, we literally got Hamm fired. 

What was the story, there? I got to 247 about a month before he got shitcanned, and as expected, Perroni and Tarp didn't say much. Was always curious to know (and yes, I know about the following the recruit into the bathroom thing, haha).

2 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

What was the story, there? I got to 247 about a month before he got shitcanned, and as expected, Perroni and Tarp didn't say much. Was always curious to know (and yes, I know about the following the recruit into the bathroom thing, haha).

We (not me) found out where he worked and posted a bunch of pics from the company Christmas party. They didn’t seem to enjoy all the extra attention. He got shitcanned within a week or two. 

It's all fun and games until a week or two from now when they go full aggy on the board. 

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We (not me) found out where he worked and posted a bunch of pics from the company Christmas party. They didn’t seem to enjoy all the extra attention. He got shitcanned within a week or two. 

Sounds about right. That is funny. The only other thing I'd heard was that he got into a fight at a high school game (not sure how physical it got) with a reporter at texags.

3 minutes ago, jordanaggie said:

Sounds about right. That is funny. The only other thing I'd heard was that he got into a fight at a high school game (not sure how physical it got) with a reporter at texags.

Ok, so that's when he got canned from 247. He and Brauninger got in a fight at a North Forest game. It wasn't just about that, but that didn't help.

He got canned from the pool job when the company Christmas video got hundreds of views and they realized their professional pool salesman hadn't exactly been fired for normal reasons at his last job.

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ok, so that's when he got canned from 247. He and Brauninger got in a fight at a North Forest game. It wasn't just about that, but that didn't help.

He got canned from the pool job when the company Christmas video got hundreds of views and they realized their professional pool salesman hadn't exactly been fired for normal reasons at his last job.

Plus he wore a nice aggy windbreaker to the Xmas party and gave the thumbs up in every pic. 
...does that strike you newbs as unprofessional (this is a test)?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus he wore a nice aggy windbreaker to the Xmas party and gave the thumbs up in every pic. 
...does that strike you newbs as unprofessional (this is a test)?

Depend on his boss’s class year. 
 

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The only thing that could beat Brauninger in a fight is diabetes. 

52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He and Brauninger got in a fight at a North Forest game.

I've seen Brauninger waddle-sweating gravy out at the baseball field a couple of times with Twelve, and he should be absolutely ashamed of himself for getting into any kind of physical altercation with Hamm. FFS, he probably has 175-200+ pounds on him. Grown men fighting is one level of shame. Fighting at a high school game on the sideline? While "working"?  Another couple of levels. Fighting a fucking guy that goes 5'5" and 130? Fucking hell. Have an ounce of pride and self respect. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ok, so that's when he got canned from 247. He and Brauninger got in a fight at a North Forest game. It wasn't just about that, but that didn't help.

He got canned from the pool job when the company Christmas video got hundreds of views and they realized their professional pool salesman hadn't exactly been fired for normal reasons at his last job.

The fight is what got him shit canned from the site he set up with @6FigsHandler. He got shit canned from 247 for being an obnoxious douche all the time, but I choose to believe it was from the 0-15 article.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plus he wore a nice aggy windbreaker to the Xmas party and gave the thumbs up in every pic. 
...does that strike you newbs as unprofessional (this is a test)?

Well, the gigem is kind of our thing. Although I can't think of any Christmas party pictures from work functions where I had my thumb up. Probably ok at school-related things, but in my profession, not generally going to happen.

Pretty sure the final straw for Hammster was his Michelob Ultra fueled tweet threatening to spill the dirt on Sumlin.

 

1 minute ago, Sejjr said:

Pretty sure the final straw for Hammster was his Michelob Ultra fueled tweet threatening to spill the dirt on Sumlin.

 

Hell, for ag fans, that would have been his best work. Taking down sumlin while going up in flames himself.

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