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I just hope all of our newfound aggie brethren can live with themselves after breaking the aggie code by posting here. Do you have to perform some sort of penance for that? Like three Farmers Fights and a conjugal visit with a sheep? 

Young contacted me and told me I had to turn in all my Aggie gear. Sad day boys.


Fuck Tarp

Need a mole at this event, please.  Take one for the Surl.

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Well at least we know how she’s going to get COVID-19 now

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Well at least we know how she’s going to get COVID-19 now

Get? I’ll bet she’s already spread it like an oscillating sprinkler 

Get? I’ll bet she’s already spread it like an oscillating sprinkler 

Only Norman will get within 6 feet of her, you know that.

Only Norman will get within 6 feet of her, you know that.

Also, fucking right her dog’s name is Norman. It’s perfect.

Fuck “jimbo football aggy” and fuck Norman. Delightful.
12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


Only Norman will get within 6 feet of her, you know that.

Yeah, but Norman’s tongue gets around...and it doesn’t just carry peanut butter residue. 

16 hours ago, Getafix said:

Need a mole at this event, please.  Take one for the Surl.

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I'll do it.

7 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

I'll do it.

I'm certain we can round you up a Maroon Lives Matter shirt, some maroon Adidas kicks, and a few other items of flair.  

6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I'm certain we can round you up a Maroon Lives Matter shirt, some maroon Adidas kicks, and a few other items of flair.  

Won't be necessary.  I'll wear a white polo of sorts, with my "Beat the Hell Out of A&M" button I got in Oxford for the game a few years back.  If anyone asks, I'll say that I got it from a cheerleader, and because it says A&M on it, I consider it flair.  I would not be lying, but the confusion on their faces could get photo worthy.

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6 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

This bitch is losing her mind.


Fuck Tarp

is there more news/screenshots? or just a general Monday for her?

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17 hours ago, Getafix said:

Need a mole at this event, please.  Take one for the Surl.

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12 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

This bitch is losing her mind.


Fuck Tarp

Did she ever have it in the first place?

3 hours ago, DrPepper said:

This bitch is losing her mind.


Fuck Tarp

First step in loss is actually possessing the item in question.

16 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Are you a blacky or an aggy?

*blaggy

10 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I'm certain we can round you up a Maroon Lives Matter shirt, some maroon Adidas kicks, and a few other items of flair.  

Who’s gonna chip in a total lock of self-awareness, an extra 80 lbs, and a lost aggy ring? 

Yet she as a parent by her own admission let teachers rape her kids?

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Yet she as a parent by her own admission let teachers rape her kids?

Thats different tho

31 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Did she stop melting down or has @texifornia been slacking?

Just give it time, early in the week. Box wine hasnt really started to flow yet

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just give it time, early in the week. Box wine hasnt really started to flow yet

Vintage of choice

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3 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

@DrPepper word on the street from my Aggie buddies is y’all broke off started your own version of Surly and site traffic at 247 dropped so much Perroni reached out to you to set up a phone call?


Aggy fans are loyal and furious. It’s a gold mine to someone who could put up an accurate and entertaining product. The gestapo tactics of txags has more to do wiyh the proprietors of the site knowing what they have, pandering to a base and squeezing out any new comers.

i mean this whole heartedly when I say I love ribbing aggys. Why? Because some of my family, best friends growing up, thru high school and coincidentally from places I lived in the world as an army brat -became aggys. The back and forth is great. The fact we get so mad/they get so mad at shit is awesome. It’s passion. It colors my life. I can’t hate an aggy without also loving them a little like how you have a family member you can’t stand or only yell at people you care and worry for.  

But as a Texan I can say I don’t appreciate bullshit. While admittedly there is ample room for opinion and judgment in the world of athletic recruiting, the proprietors of txags (while admittedly providing legit news at times) have burrowed into this gray area and greatly expanded on the padding/pandering while the legit info has at best stayed the same. 

for me, recruiting is just staying on top of info and seeing how shit plays out. There’s all sorts of characters and it can be really amusing. I like this place because it has its self entitled arrogance mixed with a healthy dose of bi-polar, panic and defeatism. I think the ags would have a lot more fun if they had an additional place to go. 

21 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:
  48 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

@DrPepper word on the street from my Aggie buddies is y’all broke off started your own version of Surly and site traffic at 247 dropped so much Perroni reached out to you to set up a phone call?

Holy shit. You guys holding out on us? Flip an invite 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

KKL will love this...

 

You know... 

 

I probably couldn’t

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Did she stop melting down or has @texifornia been slacking?

Not knocking texifornia, but Longhorn Frenzy is the one with the actual inside scoop, he screen shots the good stuff on twitter and texifornia just copies and posts over here.  Both are doing God's work.

ETA: and I didn't mean "just", takes a lot of time and effort, texifornia is a good egg.

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clarity

5 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Not knocking texifornia, but Longhorn Frenzy is the one with the actual inside scoop, he screen shots the good stuff on twitter and texifornia just copies and posts over here.  Both are doing God's work.

ETA: and I didn't mean "just", takes a lot of time and effort, texifornia is a good egg.

Are you having an argument with yourself?

Bag hag been quiet last few days, Norman must have cut her off?

8 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Are you having an argument with yourself?

No.  Maybe.

 

On 7/17/2020 at 10:42 PM, Quasimofo said:

Hi Karen! Since you're hanging out here now, I'm posting one of your nudes (reverse angle only!) as a welcome.df2b7e9f87678e6cc6b02924aa3e6275.jpg

Hilarious while also painting a disturbing mental pic...I wanna laugh and puke at the same time

15 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Not knocking texifornia, but Longhorn Frenzy is the one with the actual inside scoop, he screen shots the good stuff on twitter and texifornia just copies and posts over here.  Both are doing God's work.

ETA: and I didn't mean "just", takes a lot of time and effort, texifornia is a good egg.

Texifornia, LonghornFrenzy and others are basically allowing me to even keep up with a pastime I’ve enjoyed for years. After we had twin girls I can barely get the time to breath and even had to quit my fantasy league because I was becoming Taco. 
You guys really put together a lot of good info really quickly and it’s been real great. 

thanks a lot. Good vibes sent your way.

After all the banning and deleting, things have gotten downright sepulchral in Aggieland.

Saw a thread where someone was talking about how sad it was that so many people were banned, and threads deleted.  And then that one was deleted.

Top few threads ... 

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I think the term that comes to mind here is that they are "HornFans'ing" themselves.

Gonna have to use sepulchral in a sentence this week now that I know what it means.

The Rangers 2020 season looks sepulchral

19 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I think the term that comes to mind here is that they are "HornFans'ing" themselves.

Did I miss Perroni eating a couple of posters?

I continue to be amazed that people pay monthly for the right to have their online freedom of speech deleted and suppressed.

Every one of those aggie sites should be worried about this. If one of them successfully HornFans their own site and basically tells someone to go start their own site with their blessings, whatever site pops up that allows actual uncensored discussion of the actual facts and truths of their program, subscribers from all of the other aggie sites could jump ship to that new found freedom.

But who are we kidding...everything I just described would take a level of self awareness by multiple aggie parties that has never before been seen.

57 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I think the term that comes to mind here is that they are "HornFans'ing" themselves.

Exactly. 

42 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

The Rangers 2020 season looks sepulchral

a great starting rotation and joey gallo in the heart of the lineup?  I disagree, sir. 

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