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#751
11 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

But who are we kidding...everything I just described would take a level of self awareness by multiple aggie parties that has never before been seen.

Right now there’s an outlet for them on droppings and rant, however that won’t truly be home for them till they win the conference a couple time or a ‘natty’.

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#752
3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Every one of those aggie sites should be worried about this. If one of them successfully HornFans their own site and basically tells someone to go start their own site with their blessings, whatever site pops up that allows actual uncensored discussion of the actual facts and truths of their program, subscribers from all of the other aggie sites could jump ship to that new found freedom.

No aggy wants anything to do with facts and truth. Their entire history is built on the exact opposite of facts and truth. If KKL suddenly fell off the face of the earth, the ones who moved over here would run right back.

#755
17 hours ago, tejas60 said:

are they even still here?

Don't think so. If she starts to melt down again then my guess is they will arrive to laugh about it here but that's about it.

#763
38 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Asian vendors? Is she selling soy sauce holders for cars now too?

Donger need food. 

#767

When you’re whole livelihood is selling shitty Chinese trinkets with silkscreened logos, Asian vendors come with the territory.  

#768
23 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Don't think so. If she starts to melt down again then my guess is they will arrive to laugh about it here but that's about it.

I'm around-- I'd rather talk football than Karen, though, so I'm letting yall have your fun without getting in the way.

#770

I for one think it would be great if we had some nice Surly branded tchotchkes that we could display to our friends. Perhaps someone should place an order?

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#772
On 7/24/2020 at 10:46 AM, Parothed said:

WTF does this lady do for a living?

You know those branded cups and golf tees companies order online? She talks to the customers so the engineers don’t have to. She’s a people person.

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#773

 

The Foster stuff sets her off ... 

The Tarp article.

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The reaction.  Kaboom.

 

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This is actually an LSU fan, IIRC.

 

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#775
6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The Foster stuff sets her off ... 

The Tarp article.

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The reaction.  Kaboom.

 

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This is actually an LSU fan, IIRC.

 

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This is the absolute best. I need to see Tarps reaction to this shit, just perfect 

#776

What a nice way to start off a quiet Sunday morning, gomers fighting with each other. Karen better watch what she says or they might start protesting at her house.

#777
35 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

The Foster stuff sets her off ... 

The Tarp article.

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The reaction.  Kaboom.

 

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This is actually an LSU fan, IIRC.

 

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So 2 QBs would both need to be injured for the same 5 weeks for this to even matter. All to save the RS of the second coming of Manziel (now with AIDS!). Out of fear of that remote possibility, we should try to keep a QB who will never start here. She makes Aggy mods seem intelligent and reasonable.

#778
17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This is the absolute best. I need to see Tarps reaction to this shit, just perfect 

If he hewed close to form, it would be an obsequious, cloying paean that began with something along the lines of "Karen, I really, really like you but ... would you permit me the mildest reprimand?  Gentle as a feather?  Please? ... "  

But maybe just this once, he doesn't behave like a - to use the favorite word of The Missing One - coelenterate?

 

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#779

She’s a handler. But instead of being professional, she gets emotionally attached to her assignments and white knights them like her kids not getting picked in little league tryouts. It’s sad. 

#780

Ah, yes ... who else would worry about the feelings of a departing player's mom but ... (a) Karen.

 

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#781

Wasn't tarp choosing karen over all the other aggy subscribers just last week ala @Dr. Pepper @jordanaggie etc?? not much loyalty from karen hah

#782

Karen Key Largo is the most bizarre and pathetic person I’ve come across in my 20 plus years of internet sports message boarding.   And there have been plenty. 

#783
8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Karen Key Largo is the most bizarre and pathetic person I’ve come across in my 20 plus years of internet sports message boarding.   And there have been plenty. 

Who would've thought when they hired their fat Mack we'd get such a wonderful bonus as well. She's working her way into the top ten most aggy things ever. 

#785
On 7/17/2020 at 5:00 PM, campcrunk said:

I mean, I feel like we'd be doing the dog a HUGE favor by getting him out of there. The things that poor little dude must have seen...and smelled.

More accurate

#786
18 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Who would've thought when they hired their fat Mack we'd get such a wonderful bonus as well. She's working her way into the top ten most aggy things ever. 

Where would she rank if (more like when) she gets them/Jimbo in trouble with the NCAA?  Real trouble, not that chicken shit slap on the wrist like they got recently. 

#793
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Terrion Arnold is this year's Deep South mercenary that Karen is WAY too attached to

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This is because Arnold all but lived with Jimbo for a couple of years while Jimbo's son Trey and Terrion were on a 7-on-7 team together. Trey also played BB with Arnold's little brother Leon, so MeeMaw being attached comes with some decent history. 

 

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#795
Wasn't tarp choosing karen over all the other aggy subscribers just last week ala @Dr. Pepper@jordanaggie etc?? not much loyalty from karen hah

Yup. Funny how it works out.


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#797
4 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

https://discord.gg/PPbXAP

You faggots going to talk?


Fuck Tarp

You can say pretty much anything on this board, but you can't say derogatory shit like this. Take your homophobia back to Texags

 

#800
You can say pretty much anything on this board, but you can't say derogatory shit like this. Take your homophobia back to Texags
 

The moderation begins.


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