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On 8/7/2020 at 9:59 AM, Burt Macklin said:

aggy has to start a cutout program. They will rob their yokel fan base blind.  Plus, we would get almost endless entertainment from making fun of the photos all those goobers submit.

 

We could also start a surly group fund to get a nice cutout of this right on the 50 yard line. 

 

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It would look something like this...

 

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

It would look something like this...

 

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Guarantee some ass hole would pay for a cut out of Sully

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Guarantee some ass hole would pay for a cut out of Sully

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Guarantee some ass hole would pay for a cut out of Sully

There’d be 10,000 sullys. They all think alike, and some have enough money to pay for a cutout. 

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5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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The CDC is not full of doctors?

Guarantee she doesn't know what the CDC is.

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The CDC is not full of doctors?

I didn't know Del Conte had a doctorate 

If she was on a school board, child rape would be rampant. 

You just know she would secretly love for Jimbo to smack her around a little bit.  While Norman watched.

So this is how Karen pitches sports merchandise to her “clients”, house is starting to make more sense.

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Everyone knows she’s a bag lady but them. But hilariously if her whole efforts are selling trash to raise money to pay kids, then looooool. Now if that actually ran through the 12th man foundation (now way) then holy shit...

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So she’s all but saying they need money coming in to pay players. Which means not only are they openly cheating, but they don’t even have any big money to sufficiently fund it. 

Red, that canny old bastard, has her all figured out.

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58 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Interesting.

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This is easily the fourth or fifth time she has heavily HEAVILY alluded to paying players..mix that with her relationships with recruits parents. Anyone have the NCAA email to report this to?

15 minutes ago, Getafix said:

The plot thickens ... 

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That email literally did not say, "put the program together and ill get with the 12th man on it". It said thanks for the tiny donation that wont move the needle one bit...now go away

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

That email literally did not say, "put the program together and ill get with the 12th man on it". It said thanks for the tiny donation that wont move the needle one bit...now go away

It's *possible* that that was communicated in other e-mails, etc..  Or maybe she made it up in her head.  Who knows, with this nutcase.

When Karen runs into Bjork or Cuck:

 

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On 8/10/2020 at 9:59 AM, Scholz said:

Guarantee she doesn't know what the CDC is.

I guarantee you that she think she knows what it is though and I'd bet good money that she's taking penicillin for it

“Business” with the aggy AD? Why, pray tell, baghag?

That email literally did not say, "put the program together and ill get with the 12th man on it". It said thanks for the tiny donation that wont move the needle one bit...now go away

He replied with Whoop. That’s Aggie code

Still waiting for someone to send a few screen shots to the NCAA.

23 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Still waiting for someone to send a few screen shots to the NCAA.

Lol

Also...

 

L.o.L. at “ I hope Jimbo is hired away from us...”

holy fucking shit. 

Also...
 
L.o.L. at “ I hope Jimbo is hired away from us...”
holy fucking shit. 

She’s a fucking cancer. I’ve asked Seminoles on community threads to take back Jimbo just to take Karen.


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21 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone knows she’s a bag lady but them. But hilariously if her whole efforts are selling trash to raise money to pay kids, then looooool. Now if that actually ran through the 12th man foundation (now way) then holy shit...

not even Aggy is that dumb.

33 minutes ago, DrPepper said:


She’s a fucking cancer. I’ve asked Seminoles on community threads to take back Jimbo just to take Karen.


Fuck Tarp

They don't want her. She's been banned from most of those sites

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They key takeaway is even at 50% capacity, Aggy is hurting for money this year. The word has even made it out to the handlers 

24 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They key takeaway is even at 50% capacity, Aggy is hurting for money this year. The word has even made it out to the handlers 

They should just claim another championship.

31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They key takeaway is even at 50% capacity, Aggy is hurting for money this year. The word has even made it out to the handlers 

But don’t they have oil holdings? They should be fine.

-oh wait, that’s us... never mind 

22 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

But don’t they have oil holdings? They should be fine.

-oh wait, that’s us... never mind 

We also have a non-negligible amount of gold. How’s that been doing?

Wait, you mean aggy doesn’t really have more money than Texas? Shocking....they will definitely blame it all on COVID when the next “richest colleges” report drops. 

We all know she is a bagman and I guess nobody gives a shit about her... but If she's making donations to the AD, she's officially a booster and that puts her into a new category. It also puts the lack of institutional control charge on the table. Why would she do that? I just can't believe how blatant and stupid she is to put all of this shit on social media. 

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Boosters, referred to by the NCAA as “representatives of the institution’s athletic interests,” include anyone who has:

  • Provided a donation in order to obtain season tickets for any sport at the university.
  • Participated in or has been a member of an organization promoting the university’s athletics programs.
  • Made financial contributions to the athletic department or to a university booster organization.
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As a booster, you may not:

  • Contact a prospect in-person on-campus or off campus.
  • Contact a prospect by telephone, email, Internet or letter.
  • Provide gifts or free or reduced-cost services to a prospect or the prospect’s relatives or guardian.
  • Employ relatives, guardians or friends of a prospect as an inducement for the prospect’s enrollment and athletics participation at a university.
  • Become directly or indirectly involved in making arrangements for a prospect or the prospect’s relatives or guardian to receive money or financial aid of any kind.
  • Provide transportation for a prospect or the prospect’s relatives or guardian.
  • Provide free or reduced-cost tickets for a prospect or the prospect’s relatives or guardian to attend an athletic event.
  • Provide any material benefit (e.g., meals, cash) to the coach of a prospect, including high school, two-year college, AAU and summer team coaches.

As a booster, you may not provide a student-athlete or a student-athlete’s friends, relatives or guardians:

  • Tickets to college or professional sporting events.
  • A special discount, payment arrangement or credit on a purchase or service.
  • Cash or loan or signing or co-signing of a loan.
  • Transportation, payment of expense or loan of any automobile.
  • Benefits or gifts based upon the student-athlete’s athletic performance.
  • Free or reduced rent or housing.

 

19 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

We all know she is a bagman and I guess nobody gives a shit about her... but If she's making donations to the AD, she's officially a booster and that puts her into a new category. It also puts the lack of institutional control charge on the table. Why would she do that? I just can't believe how blatant and stupid she is to put all of this shit on social media. 

NCAA Booster Roles

 

So as upstanding citizens we are required to report this immediately to the NCAA. Where do we go to submit this?

All I know for sure is that y'all should stop pointing this out in a public forum that you know she reads.

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