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47 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

New wife and family...

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damn, she's got quite the fivehead.

20 hours ago, Getafix said:

They were talking backup generators.

Allegedly.

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Her dog, Norman saw her reply and ran under the bed.  

It appears $75 million doesn’t buy anywhere near what it used to. Damn you inflation 

It may seem like a downgrade to your average fan, but the transition from your wife getting stuffed by a talented Florida State baller to getting plowed by a cow college C-lister is actually a National Championship caliber move in the world of cuck fetishes.

10 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Uhhhh...


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Why hasn't anyone killed it with fire and save Norman? He deserves so much better than this. My wife and I would gladly take him in and show him us longhorns aren't insane stalking mouth breathing regards. 

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Why hasn't anyone killed it with fire and save Norman? He deserves so much better than this. My wife and I would gladly take him in and show him us longhorns aren't insane stalking mouth breathing regards. 

There's not enough therapy in the world to treat the issues that dog has.

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Let's leave the poor kid with the incurable blood disease out of it. 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Let's leave the poor kid with the incurable blood disease out of it. 

What's the disease? Jimbo DNA?

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

What's the disease? Jimbo DNA?

Kinda, Fanconi Anemia

4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Kinda, Fanconi Anemia

I thought Fanconi Anemia was a second-string DB who banged Jimbo's wife.

I thought Fanconi Anemia was a second-string DB who banged Jimbo's wife.


There’s a Franchione / Academia joke in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can craft it.
  • 2 weeks later...

Poor little Norman dreams of Taylor Swift with a big jar of peanut butter.  

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

She hasn’t died yet? 

No, she is too busy making real estate rental deals for recruits, players, and their uncles.  She also has bags of TexAgs bailout money to launder in addition to selling various and sundry items to Asian computer geeks.    

Talk about revealing tweets.

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She called another female gross? 

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

She called another female gross? 

been a rough year for her.. it started out with Jlo and Shakira doing lesbo porn right in front of her cataract having eyes..

35 minutes ago, texifornia said:

willrad10 pretty much covered it.

Also, TSwift this year just pre-corona:

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Yeah she can get it

The bottom part of this picture is missing.  I think I found it.

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1.  Jealous of youth.  2.  Resentful of talent.  3.  Envious of beauty.  4.  Doesn't like her politics.  

@Longhorn_Frenzy or anyone else still have a tab on her twitter acct?  Would love to see the meltdown after her FSU WHITE!! knight shit the bed this past weekend.  But she no racis.

4 hours ago, leaf said:

The bottom part of this picture is missing.  I think I found it.

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Still wood, repeatedly.  Singing is sexy, it can easily jump a 6 to a 9   

Sheryl Crow another 9, probably a 6-7 otherwise   

Amy Winehose was borderline 10 but really like a 4 once the booze and drugs wore off.  

 

 

4 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Still wood, repeatedly.  Singing is sexy, it can easily jump a 6 to a 9   

Sheryl Crow another 9, probably a 6-7 otherwise   

Amy Winehose was borderline 10 but really like a 4 once the booze and drugs wore off.  

 

 

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It’s a good premise. But unlike Kerry Strug’s heroic effort, you broke multiple bones in your legs and ankles attempting to stick the landing. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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It’s a good premise. But unlike Kerry Strug’s heroic effort, you broke multiple bones in your legs and ankles attempting to stick the landing. 

What on earth is that gif???

On 8/28/2020 at 9:55 AM, Neonmoon said:

That is correct 

She also claims to live in the Woodlands but actually lives in Spring. 

which - as a reminder in case people forgot - we know because she self doxxed herself - including her cell phone number and address

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What on earth is that gif???

I’m assuming a fart gone wrong.

hard to tell, I’m not use as to seeing a clip like this without the subject being a young Asian woman in a school girl outfit. 

Maybe it is just early but that gif got me to gag. 
 

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Sheryl Crow was hot af. I don’t know what y’all are talking about. She’s probably 60 now though. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

What on earth is that gif???

I mean, it might be the most topically accurate gif placed on this website. It's a visual representation of exactly what happened when Treefidy tried to set his own farts about Sheryl Crow being hot on fire. Shit. It's shit, Tex. 

2 hours ago, NoName said:

which - as a reminder in case people forgot - we know because she self doxxed herself - including her cell phone number and address

but she actually does live in the woodlands, though i guess in the shitty part of it.

She's just over the top disgusting.  Congrats, aggy, this is all yours.  Baghag is actually too good of a term for this sphincter pirate.  

I honestly have a physical reaction when I read that disgusting woman's words.

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I honestly have a physical reaction when I read that disgusting woman's words.

Yeah that one hurt. Oof.

18 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Happy Thursday!

 

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Smart to preempt the posts about how Jimbo's team is gonna get its shit pushed in all year.


A whole thread on how to censor themselves.

I wonder if making fun of people with special needs is cool if you just insinuate a typical person is ‘simple’

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