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Yeah, tell us about one of those KKL coyote dates.

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49 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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This checks out. Behind all the bluster and lying, you get a real sense of self-loathing from her posts. 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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Then how in the hell is she so in love with Jimbo?  

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Then how in the hell is she so in love with Jimbo?  

The paycheck 

"Then how in the hell is she so in love with Jimbo? "

Bad eye sight at her age 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Then how in the hell is she so in love with Jimbo? "

Bad eye sight at her age 

The bitch will sit on a gear shifter if it stays still long enough.

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I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $200, Alex.


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1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:

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I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $200, Alex.


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The “like a crazy person” qualifier seems really unnecessary. 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Has she ever been the slightest bit critical of her precious Jimbo before? Forget losing the locker room, if aggy loses the bag hag then things are worse than any of us could have imagined. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Ainus has a bit of a beer gut there.

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do studio work at sec network. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do studio work at sec network. 

Guess you've never heard him talk. 

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

Guess you've never heard him talk. 

And the sec network people are any better?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do studio work at sec network. 

Probably the ACC network.  He’s been pretty worthless in the SEC. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Stay with me here. 
 

karen is jimbo’s internet fan hype man. But now that it’s season 3, he has activated her to turn on him and drive approval downward so that he can be done with aggy after 4 or 5 seasons, and take their 75 mil, and do cuck videos on PornHub

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@DrPepper and Karen continuing to snipe at each other

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She moved to TEXAS for work!  All of her clients are here.  Because I know that when I buy shitty chinese-made branded plastic trinkets online - I want the salesperson forwarding the email to be local.

38 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

She moved to TEXAS for work!  All of her clients are here.  Because I know that when I buy shitty chinese-made branded plastic trinkets online - I want the salesperson forwarding the email to be local.

Her “clients” are about two dozen 18-21 year old football players and their family members. 

On 9/26/2020 at 9:30 AM, EP_Texican said:

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I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for $200, Alex.


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She is finally learning the aggy way.  Making shit up and posting it on a message board.  By next year she will give directions to Kroger Field and tell how those opponents will send their kids to aggy because of it. 

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s always 10, 2, or 4 in Karen’s world. 

I get it.

Put her mask on? I bet they really screamed "put the bag back over your head"?

On 9/27/2020 at 9:47 AM, ASDFASDF said:

Has she ever been the slightest bit critical of her precious Jimbo before? Forget losing the locker room, if aggy loses the bag hag then things are worse than any of us could have imagined. 

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

What about aging, lonely, creepy old ladies that have the goods on him? And she has to have that card to make this move or she's a loyal moron.  

16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

When Jimbo gets fired, she's out of a job. Fisher won't likely take another job that needs a bag woman. I doubt dear old Jimbo has a retirement program for aging, lonely, creepy operatives.

 Oh no, she has mad housekeeping skills, Jimbos house will be dust free.

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 Oh no, she has mad housekeeping skills, Jimbos house will be dust free.

Jim is smart enough to never let that woman into his home

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Jim is smart enough to never let that woman into his home

You may be right, but I wouldn't put any money on it.

She will end up renting a used single wide trailer with Norman in New Caney suburbs without a doubt

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 Oh no, she has mad housekeeping skills, Jimbos house will be dust free.

 

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Jim is smart enough to never let that woman into his home

One day he'll come home from fishin' in non-cement pond. Jimbo will wonder where his wife has been for the last few days.

Huh. The  maid doesn't come until Thursday, well I guess you don't call the strapping young man the wife hired a maid. Maybe a butler? The place looks great.

A dim, hunched figure appears in Jimbo's peripheral vision. 

How do you like it? 

Hi, Karen. How'd you get in?

LOL!  LOL!. LOL!

34 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Jimbo:  what’s in the box?  

Her ovaries. 

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8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Her ovaries. 


Jimbo opening said box:

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Still wetter than he ever made Candi

That was a job for others. 

"That was a job for other". I looked at pictures of jumbos home and wondered why he never had a tennis court built?

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32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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Exactly

 

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On 9/30/2020 at 7:17 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Still wetter than he ever made Candi

That's why she had the pool.

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