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And still no violations...

It sounds funny to have a 70yo bag woman, until you learn McDonalds bags are your other option.  

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23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

And still no violations...

It sounds funny to have a 70yo bag woman, until you learn McDonalds bags are your other option.  

If anybody can outdumb Tennessee with their McDonald's bags, it's aggy.

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44 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

How many times has she sworn to cancel her 247 sub only to start posting again a few days later? I think three or four?

Bout tree fiddy

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m begging you, please cease with the Dickensian level imagery. 

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My shot against KKL on Twitter.

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9 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

wait, what was her tweet that violated the rules? I missed it, was it posted here? 

KKL has blocked me. IIRC, I saw some screen captures of tweets from @Longhornfrenzy so I reported her account. Can't remember exactly what she tweeted, but it was obviously flagrant. It just takes Twitter forever to respond to reports.

"wait, what was her tweet that violated the rules? I missed it, was it posted here? "

How many thousands of rep points do we all owe you?

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On 2/7/2021 at 1:14 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I bet Perroni sucks on her dust filled gape 

 

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23 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Karen leaving Texas.


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2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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Karen leaving Texas.


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The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.

Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.

And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.

Such a shame for such a pleasant person.

First stop for gas and that dog should make a run for it. 

4 hours ago, Orange&White said:

The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.

Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.

And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.

Such a shame for such a pleasant person.

which bag was that?

19 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

which bag was that?

I don’t remember the exact recruit.

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I can't say that I'm sorry for the things that we done. 
At least for a little while, sir, me and her we had us some fun. 

So our dream of that crazy, old bag being the cause of aggy’s next probation is gone?

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

So our dream of that crazy, old bag being the cause of aggy’s next probation is gone?

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On 3/13/2021 at 8:12 PM, lemonandaturd said:

If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy,  does she cornhole or glory hole?  

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On 3/13/2021 at 1:53 PM, VirginiaLonghorn said:

What better place for a cow to be put to pasture? 🌽 

And an even better place to exist when no one gives a fuck about you. 
She can go fill her fat gullet with runza to her cow heart’s content.  

The bag she drove to Florida and dropped while basically documenting and telegraphing it the entire way was too much. Jimbo had to cut bait after that, which is basically when she finally shut the fuck up.
Now her ego is scorned and battered by being neglected by her only true love, so she is setting herself out to pasture.
And absolutely no one gives a fuck about her. Seminole fans, aggie fans, Texas fans...she is universally hated.
Such a shame for such a pleasant person.
aggie fans? so new mexico state fans?
On 3/13/2021 at 8:12 PM, lemonandaturd said:

If she is in Nebraska, as an aggy,  does she cornhole or glory hole?  

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Has she already left Texas? Is Scott Frost ready for this?

If she suddenly becomes a hardcore husker fan I am going to lose it. 

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If she suddenly becomes a hardcore husker fan I am going to lose it. 

At least she can still hate the durn tea sippers.

47 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

First we lost the restroom reporter, now we lose Karen. We really need Chin Pubes or someone else to step up soon. 

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It’d be cool if chin pubes went to Nebraska, too. 

At least she will finally have an excuse for her frozen vagina now :)

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

At least she will finally have an excuse for her frozen vagina now :)

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did she get hired by nebraska to be a bagwoman?

i guess we'll know if she starts going all in on nebraska on social media.

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