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When do we get the announcement of Jimbo being the new head coach of the Cornhuskers?

On 3/16/2021 at 4:59 PM, Vertigo said:

If she suddenly becomes a hardcore husker fan I am going to lose it. 

She's going to lay the ground work for Jimbos imminent move to Nebraska next season to replace Frost.

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According to legend, the elephant knows when the end is near. Rather than trying to stick with the herd and potentially slowing them down, the elephant heads for the elephant graveyard. Here they can not only die in peace, but their descendants can easily locate them and visit their remains in the future.

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Someone must be putting her in a home. Or sending her to the glue factory.

So a woman who has moved twice in the past 4 years is sure she will die in her new enclosure.  There’s some missing information. Or she’s just being a drama queen for no reason. 

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

What are we supposed to do now? No Karen and no 6 figs.

It’s aggy. I assure you some gawk-worthy moron will rise to the occasion for mankind’s sake. 

What are we supposed to do now? No Karen and no 6 figs.
Guess I missed it, did the Hammster fuck off to torment another fanbase?
16 minutes ago, ousux said:
10 hours ago, markstanco said:
What are we supposed to do now? No Karen and no 6 figs.

Guess I missed it, did the Hammster fuck off to torment another fanbase?

Where have you been the past three years? He's just trying to hold down a real job and keep his weekend visitation rights with his kids.

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s aggy. I assure you some gawk-worthy moron will rise to the occasion for mankind’s sake. 

We need to start a thread about that insurance agent guy I guess. 

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

What are we supposed to do now? No Karen and no 6 figs.

Maybe see what ol DFigs is up to? 

44 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Maybe see what ol DFigs is up to? 

Think he posts on SEC rant as "Farmer1906".

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

About 5’6

I did not know they stacked shit that high.  

Jack Kevorkian setting up shop in Nebraska these days??

47 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So has bag hag entered the witness protection program yet?

 

Isn't that what moving to Nebraska constitutes?

24 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Isn't that what moving to Nebraska constitutes?

That would be “witless”.

11 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Maybe see what ol DFigs is up to? 

That pebble-toothed midget is doing racist performance art somewhere online.  It's all he knows.

Whoa. Just realized that Scott frost was coaching in Florida and now at corn.

Could it be?

  • 3 weeks later...

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

Definite Cluster B traits.

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She forgot the part where he got lost and the aggies fed him, gave him beer and escorted him back to the stadium. After which he proclaimed his undying respect for everything aggie. 

Will she start a dead dog cemetery for her own mutt in Nebraska?

24 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Will she start a dead dog cemetery for her own mutt in Nebraska?

I think she’s wearing his skin.
 

As a thong. 

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

First imagine staying at a motel in Nebraska and it doesn’t involve alien abduction. Then you see a 12th man sticker and think this would be an interesting person to talk to and knock on the door. The rest of this story pretty much takes care of itself 

So she gave up her sweet rent house in Tomball and moved to squalor motel in some Nebraska small town?  I feel sorry for the Texas ex band member.  He must be on hard times to be in her neighborhood.  Pole assassian's monkey's ass would make KKL a Sunday face.   

Most people wait until their new home is move-in ready before moving 1000 miles- or know about the delays in time to secure a short term rental or air bnb instead of a shitty motel. 

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

First imagine staying at a motel in Nebraska and it doesn’t involve alien abduction. Then you see a 12th man sticker and think this would be an interesting person to talk to and knock on the door. The rest of this story pretty much takes care of itself 

Worst. Penthouse Forum. Ever.

I am sure KKL's visitor saw the gomer gear on back of her car and wanted to tell them about all the livestock in Nebraska that was available for dating? Once the door opened and the visitor saw bag hag the story quickly changed.

22 hours ago, Machinator said:

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

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On 4/10/2021 at 10:51 AM, Machinator said:

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

i personally know people who had close friends die in 99 and i've *NEVER* heard them call it "that day" -

  1. how would he know what room she was in?
  2. why would he randomly knock on the door?
  3. why would he bring this up?
  4. "that day at Kyle" - to anyone who wasn't an aggie they would call it "kyle field", if i heard "that day at Kyle" i would assume Kyle Tx.
  5. young man - if he was in the band that day he is in his early 40s now and no one actually calls someone in their 40s "young man"

this is even more fake than the letters the other teams fans write on TexAgs

On 4/10/2021 at 10:51 AM, Machinator said:

Karen checks in from Nebraska

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I made it to Nebraska. House not quite finished due to weather. So, I'm staying in this working man's motel in my little town. I haven't changed tags yet on my car. Anyway, a little while ago there was a knock on my door and a tall, young man was standing there. He said, I see you're an Aggie ( 12th man sticker in my rear window and Texas tags ). He said, " I was in the band that day at Kyle." I didn't realize at once what he was talking about, but, then he explained. We came in and brought this up on YT and he showed me which one he was.

He told me that was the only day in his life he hadn't hated the Aggies. We laughed. He asked me what I thought of Sark and I told him I couldn't get past the Pole Assassin and her monkey LOL , then it was game on Nice young man and it was a class move by Texas that day during that terrible week. He said he was heading back to Austin Wednesday, I told him I was sorry

 

How long has she been in the imaginary friends stage of dementia I wonder.

58 minutes ago, Scholz said:

How long has she been in the imaginary friends stage of dementia I wonder.

Or did she ever advance from the imaginary friends stage of childhood?

4 hours ago, NoName said:

i personally know people who had close friends die in 99 and i've *NEVER* heard them call it "that day" -

  1. how would he know what room she was in?
  2. why would he randomly knock on the door?
  3. why would he bring this up?
  4. "that day at Kyle" - to anyone who wasn't an aggie they would call it "kyle field", if i heard "that day at Kyle" i would assume Kyle Tx.
  5. young man - if he was in the band that day he is in his early 40s now and no one actually calls someone in their 40s "young man"

this is even more fake than the letters the other teams fans write on TexAgs

A Nebraska fan knowing about an obscure part of the life an assisting coach is also pretty good.

On 4/12/2021 at 8:34 AM, NoName said:

how would he know what room she was in?

From the SEC sticker she put on her door.  Duh.

On 3/19/2021 at 8:05 AM, ousux said:
On 3/18/2021 at 10:10 PM, markstanco said:
What are we supposed to do now? No Karen and no 6 figs.

Guess I missed it, did the Hammster fuck off to torment another fanbase?

This is all that's left of him:

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On 4/12/2021 at 8:34 AM, NoName said:

how would he know what room she was in?

The overwhelming smell of peanut butter and the sound of a dog slurping?

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

The overwhelming smell of peanut butter and the sound of a dog slurping?

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