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20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

From the SEC sticker she put on her door.  Duh.

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She’ll be back. She always comes back.


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34 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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She’ll be back. She always comes back.


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I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

I’ve never tweeted at her, I barely tweet and only retweet and she weirdly follows me...

I gotta know exactly how and why she follows you. I was blocked immediately

My main account was blocked by her a long time ago. But I have a burner that I’ve never tweeted from and she follows that one. I use that one for covert operations to infiltrate the enemy (screen shots, lol). With thousands of accounts she follows, she hasn’t noticed.


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On 4/14/2021 at 5:52 PM, Deej said:

The overwhelming smell of peanut butter and the sound of a dog sobbing

Corrected

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Corrected

You could have said that in a different time than when I’m eating my lunch 

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You could have said that in a different time than when I’m eating my lunch 

Why are you eating peanut butter for lunch with your brisket skills?

6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why are you eating peanut butter for lunch with your brisket skills?

Peanut butter brisket, new thing I’m trying

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She back. So far just tweeting and complaining about her dog, Walmart, Stacey Abrams, Joe Biden, minnesota, and the aggy spring game.


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On 4/22/2021 at 1:58 PM, RGBIII said:

Peanut butter brisket, new thing I’m trying

Might I suggest making your own peanut butter and using brown sugar?

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?
You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 
Pato del Maize....has a nice ring to it.

She's obviously gone back to her white trash roots.  Poor Norman, gone from the lap of luxury to a pen in the sticks.  Get used to the cold buddy.

5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

She's obviously gone back to her white trash roots.  Poor Norman, gone from the lap of luxury to a pen in the sticks.  Get used to the cold buddy.

I would argue that between her last two stops, she never left her white trash roots.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I would argue that between her last two stops, she never left her white trash roots.

True, but I think she got a little above her raisin' living out in the Woodlands.  From the pics I've seen on twitter, her new digs suit her to a T.  

1 minute ago, UTCzech III said:

True, but I think she got a little above her raisin' living out in the Woodlands.  From the pics I've seen on twitter, her new digs suit her to a T.  

Pretty sure it was Conroe, not the Woodlands.

36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

I can easily brush aside the impotent barbs of a man who enjoys spending time in Galveston. 
 

and no, I just moved back to Texas. But if I had to move to Nebraska, you can bet I’d get a little land and not be in a 6000 ft lot tract home hell. 

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1 hour ago, EP_Texican said:


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Her profile pic...is that miniature human of KKL’s bloodline?

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I can easily brush aside the impotent barbs of a man who enjoys spending time in Galveston. 
 

and no, I just moved back to Texas. But if I had to move to Nebraska, you can bet I’d get a little land and not be in a 6000 ft lot tract home hell. 

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You thinking about moving there, Duck? Fucking A. I think you’d fit right in. 

My wife has a bunch of family in Lincoln and Omaha. I've told her I'd be fine moving there or Iowa (where she also has family). My wife hates humidity and the plains so she told me to go fuck myself.

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

West side >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>east side I’ll give you that

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man. Nebraska has nothing but land. Why neighborhoods like that exist there I have no idea. How much could a half acre or acre lot possibly cost?

They farm everything that can be farmed up there. Land that can produce is not usually cheap and families don’t really like to break up farmland. 

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

21 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

Sounds like something Robert Durst would do 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. "

After I retired a few years ago, I moved to the west end of Galveston. The shoulder season here is the best. I kinda keep low the rest of the year.

We use the hell out of our house in the summer, but I enjoy being down there any other time more. It was nice having a place during 2020. The fucking town was a ghost town at times. 

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

West side >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>east side I’ll give you that

East side...beast side. 
west side.... best side. 

i'm having a house built at Lago Mar.. just so i could be 20 minutes away from the beach..  is that on the surly cools side or nah?

I live over by Moody Gardens, close enough to get things done but far enough from the beach crowds.

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She can use the profits from her sales of t-shirts for a fucking face lift.

A muted response, I would have thought she would be breathing fire now that her precious Jimbo is threatened.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

A muted response, I would have thought she would be breathing fire now that her precious Jimbo is threatened.

She knows Fisher is off to LSU in, oh, I’d say about 5 months, 1 week, and a handful of days. 

On 4/24/2021 at 12:04 PM, closetojumping said:

Galveston’s west side is a perfectly fun beach town. It’s not your dream town of Omaha, but it’s pretty, prettaaaaayyyyy fun. 

Let's not disparage our summer home.  Our 2022 roster sets up nicely for UT Omaha's 38th appearance.

thought she left the program and was in omaha now?

On 7/25/2021 at 8:56 AM, RGBIII said:

Bump 

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of course this is the best she could come up with

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Our trademark people will be in touch, Karen, you nasty bitch.

has she actually posted a link to sell them yet? I think there's a UT email to report stuff like this to.

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

has she actually posted a link to sell them yet? I think there's a UT email to report stuff like this to.

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

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does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

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does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

The comic sans is just so aggy, it's perfect

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

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does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

Yeah that's a copyright violation. Get her ass. But not literally.

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

i don't follow her (tweets are protected) but this is her account picture on twitter, so there is a good chance shes selling it.

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does @RGBIII follow her? want to check so we can all report that shit?

 

lol im blocked

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