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if we are lucky, Bost will get game time against Bama's 3rd string and 4th string playing prevent, have a 90 yard drive that ends in an INT in the end zone and we get another half season of people pushing for the PWO to start.

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3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I love how hard they’re trying to claim their OL isn’t the problem. It’s terrible. lol. They’ve got multiple true freshman who were thought to need 2-3 years to develop playing consistently. 

So….it’s not wait until next year…it’s wait until 2-3 years!

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

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"Ol' Jimbo's takin' a bead on Saban! Says he's gonna whup his ass! Whoop!"

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

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Saban: "What, in golf?"

Do we have an over/under on surrender cobra sightings for 10/9?

Oh my glorious goodness, I had forgotten how delightful this psychopath's insane bullshit can be when something gets under her skin. It's beautiful. 

40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Now the SEC is just being cruel. Arkansas-Ole Miss or Georgia-Auburn will be better games.

Their "We're scaring the rest of the SEC by being loud at midnight" ought to go over real big late in the second quarter. Maybe they should focus on their roll-call of the dead that night.

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Saban: "What, in golf?"

At the rate aggy is going, it be on the SEC network at 11am.

How does a team that you didn’t give two shits about for the first 70 years of your life suddenly become “we”?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t she claim her move from Texas to Nebraska was for retirement?

Maybe she moved to NE for the mature/farmer/beastiality porn? She did say she was “getting slammed at work”

16 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Maybe she moved to NE for the mature/farmer/beastiality porn? She did say she was “getting slammed at work”

She wanted a bigger onlyfarmers.com pond to fish in.

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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We need to know!!!!

There has never been a more perfect union between entities. Its flat out biblical. 

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Didn't the Sinatra guy post on here briefly?

 

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Yes, I think as Dr. Pepper?

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Yes, I think as Dr. Pepper?

No two different posters and they both posted over here briefly 

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We should invite WhiteSinatra to the board 

Please no.

The last attempt at inviting allegedly self-aware aggy from 247 (DrPepper and JordanAggie) was a disappointment and frankly a waste of precious Surly server space.

29 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Please no.

The last attempt at inviting allegedly self-aware aggy from 247 (DrPepper and JordanAggie) was a disappointment and frankly a waste of precious Surly server space.

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

For shizzle, my bizzle!

Yeah I was kidding. We have too many on this board as is. 

Well, Bizzle is surely in Canada with no access to the Internet at this point.
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Said every man that has seen Karen naked.

3 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:


Well, Bizzle is surely in Canada with no access to the Internet at this point.

God damn Vancouver. When will they catch up to the rest of the world??

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Not possible to suck more? Clearly didn't do enough research on the source material before becoming a fan. Should be droves of entertainment as the sucking more unfolds as the gomers regress to the mean from preseason top 5 playoff hopeful to struggling to get bowl eligible.

Stay tuned!

6 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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well, this is a lovely turn

Shall be take up a collection to send her a few bottles of bleach?

44 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Shall be take up a collection to send her a few bottles of bleach?

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

2 hours ago, NoName said:

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

Did she have the internet police block this site?

15 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Did she have the internet police block this site?

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

Just now, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

 

4 hours ago, NoName said:

she hasn't doxx'd herself at her new address (yet)

she has, she's posted plenty of pics over the past few months on Twitter that any reasonable creepy internet person could figure it out, down to the exact house (not that I did that of course...)  Let's just say she's definitely back home in her white trash element...

That line of thinking earned him this tweet...
Next season is gonna suck for them when they pimp count doubles from 2 to 4.
You forget Field Marshal Reinhard Britz and the inventor of sheep shears Eli Stowers.

Two words: QB whisperer

Also love the fact that she changed her Twitter handle from JimboLover or Jimbo's NumberOne Fan or whatever bullshit it was last week to Karen and Norman.  She's even ashamed of her lover boy now.

14 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Also love the fact that she changed her Twitter handle from JimboLover or Jimbo's NumberOne Fan or whatever bullshit it was last week to Karen and Norman.  She's even ashamed of her lover boy now.

What do you mean? Norman is right there in the handle.

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

21 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

You sick fuck.. pardon me while I puke...

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