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Over 30 years ago.  That would make them younger than that even.  She's too stupid to even lie correctly.

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15 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

She says their ages are 45 and 43, yet this happened "over 30 years ago"?  She says it twice.

She said 47 and 43, but the point remains.

I also like how she rationalized the gender-based difference in her viewpoint in part by saying "it's not like they could get pregnant," etc.  Yeah, but they could get an STD (among other things), ya dumb crone.  And if she's telling the truth (big stretch, I know), the younger of her kids was 13 AT MOST when it happened.  (Remember, she said all this supposedly occurred "over 30 years ago.")      

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1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

uhhhh, none of that is true.  this lady makes up more shit than fitlump.  shes a shock jock.

This. The woman’s a pathological liar. 

Wonder if the teacher's name was Veronica Vaughn

 

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On 6/28/2020 at 6:11 PM, Deej said:

Someone has a problem with women having sex with each other?

I have a BIG problem with it.

 

If I cant watch or join in. 

How can we get Meemaw and Fitlump to join forces? Maybe bring Hamm and Romeo Rose out of retirement to join them?

Has she made a Finebaum appearance yet?  Seems like a logical place for her coming out party.

10 hours ago, golfclap said:

Wait, so it was the same teacher and her boys are 4 years apart? ORRRRRR they are fucking pathological shitty ass liars and shitty ass people like their shitty ass mother.

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Her boys have an Oedipus complex. They actually fucked their mother. 

I'd love to know what type of project she considers "complicated" and causes her a need to hire a "computer tech"?

Fuck, I'm gonna hate myself for it, but I won't be able to stop watching this trainwreck.  What a fucking nutjob. 

This thread is the Black Hole we need in times like these.

 

Meemaw is so fuckin batshit crazy even aggy calls her out on her bullshit.
She even shits on ol johnny fuckin football and tells em that their lil battered aggy syndrome woe is me bs is the reason they havent won any natl. championships.
Damn
Insane yet o so right.

8 hours ago, Goodman said:

I'd love to know what type of project she considers "complicated" and causes her a need to hire a "computer tech"?

You don't think there is some serious technology involved in the import and sales of branded automobile a/c vent nugget sauce holders?

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8 hours ago, Goodman said:

I'd love to know what type of project she considers "complicated" and causes her a need to hire a "computer tech"?

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And she’s back to protected tweets. Lol. Clockwork. 

10 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

And she’s back to protected tweets. Lol. Clockwork. 

Maybe threads like this need to be moved/started in a "safe" place.  You know she has to be lurking around here.

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Maybe threads like this need to be moved/started in a "safe" place.  You know she has to be lurking around here.

No need. She will be back to public twitter and insane posts on 24/7 in 2 days. She. Can’t. Stop.

6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Meemaw is so fuckin batshit crazy even aggy calls her out on her bullshit.
She even shits on ol johnny fuckin football and tells em that their lil battered aggy syndrome woe is me bs is the reason they havent won any natl. championships.
Damn
Insane yet o so right.

ahem...

 

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I just read this whole thread. I am noticeably dumber than when I started simply due to exposure to this karen aggy. It took two glasses of wine just to get me through. But also, I've not laughed that hard in a while. 

Not Karen... But What the Hell??

 

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Put another title on the wall, ags.  Sheer dominance.

41 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Put another title on the wall, ags.  Sheep dominance.

FIFY

In fairness, aggy has been one of the Top 14 teams in that conference, no doubt.  

Holy shit. They got busted. How is she going to spin this?

3 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Holy shit. They got busted. How is she going to spin this?

It's already been spun. Looch had an article in the can for the moment the announcement hit.

The aggie spin on this is "NBD. Everyone does it. Ridiculous that we got caught. Won't hurt us anyway."

As predictable as they all are, you probably could have penned the article yourself and pretty much nailed it.

 

No. I mean her in particular. She will make it worse. 

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22 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

No. I mean her in particular. She will make it worse. 

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Bag Hag- Minors being Violated 

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Ever since this bitch has been on the scene, all I've wanted is for her to be the reason they get popped.  Not this time, but it has to be coming.  You can't put this much shit out on the internet and expect no one to notice.  Ainias had his shit stolen, is it OK if I replace it all?   Some of the kids need rides to camp, can yall get me a bus to do it?   Another meeting at Bright!  The list goes on and on.    Someone has to be paying attention right?

56 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Someone has to be paying attention right?

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39 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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I know they aren't.  Or are, but don't care.  No delusions here. 

I just hope Karen does something so fucking stupid, like post the actual check she funneled to Demas in one of her internet ovary sizing contests, that she brings the heat.  She seems to have just enough access, and well enough mental illness to make it happen. You have to have dreams, you know.

aggy and Chin Pubes can whistle past the graveyard here, but they are now under increased scrutiny with an out of control bag hag situation. It’s just a matter of time. 

SEC.

just another data point in the graph.

she will be told privately to “settle down”

 

 

On 7/4/2020 at 10:45 AM, Doc Reeves said:

SEC.

just another data point in the graph.

she will be told privately to “settle down”

 

 

So she'll need to pull her ovaries back off the table?

Good luck with that.

 

These deserve direct induction into the greatest hits thread ... 

(From a Coronavirus thread.)

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

These deserve direct induction into the greatest hits thread ... 

(From a Coronavirus thread.)

 

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"No healthy people have died. None." I guess she and Mike Gundy have similar quality news sources.

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"No healthy people have died. None." I guess she and Mike Gundy have similar quality news sources.

The utter conviction with which she makes these sweeping statements, takes one's breath away.  It doesn't matter that much that she does, but you know there are many like her.

(And explains how, when it comes to football, Aggies (she isn't one, but the process could be similar) can hold opinions such as "Texas cheats more than any other school" and "Aggies are a top-tier program" ... ).

Of course no healthy people have died.  If they're alive, they're healthy.  Duh.  Rubes.

4 hours ago, Getafix said:

The utter conviction with which she makes these sweeping statements, takes one's breath away.  It doesn't matter that much that she does, but you know there are many like her.

(And explains how, when it comes to football, Aggies (she isn't one, but the process could be similar) can hold opinions such as "Texas cheats more than any other school" and "Aggies are a top-tier program" ... ).

You misspelled "turd".

Realize that when the whistle gets blown & the hammer comes down we are going to find out she is a main suspect in the unsolved murders of two to three ex husbands.

That loon has “Misery” level mental health issues.

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7 hours ago, Veerbone said:

Realize that when the whistle gets blown & the hammer comes down we are going to find out she is a main suspect in the unsolved murders of two to three ex husbands.

That loon has “Misery” level mental health issues.

Uh yeah. She’s has narcissistic personality disorder. it’s fairly obvious 

Moving away from your kids and grandkids for your “business” of selling monogrammed trinkets online screams healthy and normal.  
 

 

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Uh yeah. She’s has narcissistic personality disorder. it’s fairly obvious 

Moving away from your kids and grandkids for your “business” of selling monogrammed trinkets online screams healthy and normal.  
 

 

They're called flair.

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Moving away from your kids and grandkids for your “business” of selling monogrammed trinkets online screams healthy and normal.  

That would be soething, if true.  But moving away from your kids and grandkids to follow an over the hill coach, and funnel money to highshoolers doesn't sound much healthier.

Karen continues to bring out the best in aggy (apparently Tarp wiped the comment out of existence before LHF could get to it)

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God imagine moderating those lesser thans as your career 

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