Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

29 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

oh-fuck-damn.gif

  • Replies 2.2k
  • Views 244.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

32 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

Pretty sure Jimbo has told her to pound sand since he doesn't need her anymore.  Anyway, you'd have to fight Norman for that BJ...

Surprised why demas has not entered the portal to transfer to the corn huskers to be closer to her?

49 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

Frustrated Clint Eastwood GIF

9 hours ago, Orange&White said:

You seem to have forgotten that she doesn't use "the internet police" for blocking sites. She uses "asians" because they are good at IT things.

@Xian need work?

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

FA8-XjKVkAM9Gsj?format=jpg&name=small

For those wondering - Alabama's last loss to an unranked opponent was in 2007 (Saban's first as HC). 

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

FA8-XjKVkAM9Gsj?format=jpg&name=small

Headline: October 7, 2057

AGGIES EPIC UPSET ROCKS COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas A&M Head Coach Candi Fisher registered the long-awaited 2nd victory over Alabama, following the first in 2012.  The howls of ecstasy from the closed locker room indicate that her popularity with the players, often cited as the reason she was hired, has never been higher.

While her ex-husband Jimbo Fisher never got the big win in Aggieland, despite numerous raises, contract extensions and nearly 1 $Bilion in total salary, Aggies say his legacy is now complete.  They climbed his statue for selfies, prayed at the monument to Billy Luicci, and polished all 7 of the "CAME CLOSE" national championship plaques inside the Hall of Champions/Laundrymat.

Alabama has been criticized for playing the game less than one week after a horrific teleporter accident in which 36 players, including 17 starters, suffered complete memory loss and loss of motor skills.

Was Demas wearing his chef’s hat when the pass bounced off his stomach and into the defender’s hands?

17 minutes ago, Terry Silver said:

Was Demas wearing his chef’s hat when the pass bounced off his stomach and into the defender’s hands?

I thought it was a shower cap. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

uh huh

FA8-XjKVkAM9Gsj?format=jpg&name=small

Standing in the middle of the lane!

12 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I thought it was a shower cap. 

Well that begs the question: if he had been wearing a shower cap instead, would the ball still have bounced right off him like a ricochet?

On 10/4/2021 at 3:19 PM, EZ$ said:

Wonder what Jimbo would think of her “Jimbo Sucks” post?  

I’m sure some desperate Shagster would be able to blackmail her into a BJ by threatening to show it to Jimbo…

What in the actual fuck?


Puke GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

Projectile Vomit GIF | Gfycat

On 10/3/2021 at 1:47 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

We should invite WhiteSinatra to the board 

Trade out and upgrade our current Aggy squatters

Edited by Teamdirtyleg

On 10/5/2021 at 12:37 PM, texifornia said:

uh huh

FA8-XjKVkAM9Gsj?format=jpg&name=small

If that happened, the SEC might be tempted to pony up the exit fees to insure Texas and ousux get there quick as possible.

Edited by Wishbone

The only upset this week is gonna be the gomers stomachs after the first quarter of this game. Maybe that mangy dog will bark and the gomers will just cancel the rest of the game?

  • 1 month later...
5 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Hot take incoming!  Not a peep since, hmmmm.

 

She needs to post the results of her angry late night call to Jimbo this week.

Calzada isn't good but he's become the scapegoat for their problems much like Ehlinger was. 

He didn't lose either of the Ole Miss or LSU games. 

On 11/28/2021 at 12:33 AM, UTCzech III said:

Hot take incoming!  Not a peep since, hmmmm.

 

Impressive prognostication skills. Reminds me of the Hammster, the Toilet Smurf, Mr. 0 for 16 himself 

 

finkle-is-einhorn-einhorn-is-finkle.jpg

  • 3 weeks later...
3 hours ago, Scholz said:

What a dumbass human being

Fifm

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

FG6jfKeWUAATrX5?format=jpg&name=large

Speaking of bitch, Karen’s a thick-headed, dense, brainless, stupid motherfucking bitch. 

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

what a cunt

fifm

I wonder if dumbos trail of bags will lead through Nebraska?

Lol she thinks they're getting Campbell

FG_bKY8WUBQFrEA?format=jpg&name=900x900FG_bPJ8XwAUg05_?format=jpg&name=900x900FG_bPzHX0AMcelN?format=jpg&name=900x900

Edited by texifornia

  • 1 month later...

Seriously, LHF has a bunch of screenshots from yesterday up, but I have a new job that doesn't have quite so much downtime for moving things over. We need a Surly intern.

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Seriously, LHF has a bunch of screenshots from yesterday up, but I have a new job that doesn't have quite so much downtime for moving things over. We need a Surly intern.

9a3dcaab-18db-4179-bc9d-d26764f3c3ef_tex

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

9a3dcaab-18db-4179-bc9d-d26764f3c3ef_tex

lol didn't his buddy hire hot guys instead?  And he couldn't let them go since they knew how to make great coffee?  Loved that show

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

FKsUBjsXwAMQwDn?format=jpg&name=large

 

 

The mature, reasonable responses one would expect ... 

 

image.thumb.png.577ede87260f5f6d9d8abdbc37be451f.png

 

 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

She has Perkins thoughts

FKpMQ6UXMAAlEkZ?format=jpg&name=medium

How does Karen know about Perkins' family? What is her relationship to them?

I guess wire transfers from Nebraska are a little more covert.

On 12/18/2021 at 5:30 PM, Tex Pete said:

Speaking of bitch, Karen’s a thick-headed, dense, brainless, stupid motherfucking bitch. 

So, you’re saying she’s perfect for aggy!

14 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

So, you’re saying she’s perfect for aggy!

The Queen. Or I guess second in command to Reveille.

Is Jimbo a saint for doing something every coach in cfb does? Karen's answer will (not) surprise you

FLCc4BXXsAAVVwf?format=jpg&name=smallFLCc4QOXsAI0rfO?format=jpg&name=smallFLCc4eCXEAwWdQr?format=jpg&name=small

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is Jimbo a saint for doing something every coach in cfb does? Karen's answer will (not) surprise you

FLCc4BXXsAAVVwf?format=jpg&name=smallFLCc4QOXsAI0rfO?format=jpg&name=smallFLCc4eCXEAwWdQr?format=jpg&name=small

First instance of Jimbo and big in the same sentence without the word cuckhold?

Maybe Starkel raped a girl.  Jimbo likes those kinds of players.  In a classy way of course.

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

wtf is a Jimbo Aggie?

high

19 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

It's relatively shocking that KKL hasn't become a Finebaum regular. She checks a lot of caller boxes: 

- Elderly shut-in

- Prone to obsessive crushes on older men. 

- Redneck 

- Purported program insider 

- No life outside of football fandom. 

- Plenty of free time

I think she's in her 70s, so technically I think this is crushes on younger men. 

Jimbo is such a nice guy.  Or, they need a QB at the Pro Day to throw to the WRs TEs and running backs, and Jimbo doesn't want any of the guys on campus doing it and showing their ineptitude.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.