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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Why is Bob Odenkirk hanging with the Kool-Aid man?

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42 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Here is hoping Norman gets frostbite on his nuts.

I'm not sure Norman has done anything to warrant harm.  I think we should all hope he escapes, finds a better home and never has to taste peanut butter again for the rest of his life. 

14 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Mr. KKL: How about some of that Koolaid?

JJ: But you’re not even in my cult

Mr. KKL: But I’m married to KKL

JJ: Somebody please give this man a large 

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

Maybe Starkel raped a girl.  Jimbo likes those kinds of players.  In a classy way of course.


He a coach that likes his players to overcome obstacles 

How many Asians did it take for Karen to learn how to use ‘Spaces’ I wonder? 

45 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

How many Asians did it take for Karen to learn how to use ‘Spaces’ I wonder? 

She had to get them to un-block that part of the internet for her also

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This dumb bitch ever comment on the Demas situation?  The multiple girls he beat up and her precious Jimbo covering at least one of them up?

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On 3/8/2022 at 10:22 AM, Scholz said:

This dumb bitch ever comment on the Demas situation?  The multiple girls he beat up and her precious Jimbo covering at least one of them up?

 

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 

 

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Not only does she have a diagnosis of dementia, but she is also legally blind. No way that the Hanes Queen is bigger than Maalik.

I am sure Karen was explaining blaming Florida or Miami for the crab legs as phase 1 of her Jimbo covering manual. 

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 

 

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Is that real? Surely she isn't serious.. 

56 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Counseling, for what?  Anger issues?  Now why would they think he needed counseling.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

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So if I'm reading between the line here correctly, he was offered counseling and mentoring after the first girl he punched?  And Jimbo was once again covering up one of his players abusing females like with Winston?  

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

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Well, I guess Karen will now be offering him help with his resume. 

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 

 

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Take another look, Karen. Pretty clear based on the picture that Maalik is a good deal taller than the second floor of that parking garage. 

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This actually made me laugh out loud. (The comment below KKL's post ... )

 

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Please God someone find me this. I NEED this

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Competing in camps is fun and all but by all means, let's see how he does during the season in games.  Thinking this is more of the focus and the rest are drills he can run with his super bowl winning uncles.  This isn't hard.    

He was also at his family's passing academy and was participating with his team in 7 on 7 today. I love how everyone says he sucks because he's playing at the same HS, checks notes, that launched both of his uncles careers.

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I imagine she's an expert on seeing men soft.

2 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I did a Google Images search with her photo, and the results directed me to a hair salon. Honest to God.

Did the same, ended up with this:

 

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7 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Did the same, ended up with this:

 

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She’s lost some weight. Good for her. 

17 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

She’s lost some weight. Good for her. 

And a facelift 

By soft, does she mean he doesn’t punch girls in the face?

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

By soft, does she mean he doesn’t punch girls in the face?

“Doesn’t engage in criminal activities”.

Please God someone find me this. I NEED this
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With a last name it shouldn’t be too hard to search.

Anyone have the last name?
1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


With a last name it shouldn’t be too hard to search.

Anyone have the last name?

Come on, it's Key-Largo, it's right in her twitter feed. Next you'll ask what CB stands for.

If there was only someone we knew that had experience in matters like this.  Lemme think..

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9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

He was also at his family's passing academy and was participating with his team in 7 on 7 today. I love how everyone says he sucks because he's playing at the same HS, checks notes, that launched both of his uncles careers.

He didn't throw at the passing academy. He has thrown plenty at workouts on college campuses, he doesn't have anything to prove, we have all seen the throws from Clemson and Texas when he dropped some 50 and 60 yard dimes on guys. He is a 90s throwback type of kid. No camps, no social media, no hyping himself. He just wants to show up and play football and then go home and hang out with his friends. 

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is a 90s throwback type of kid. No camps, no social media, no hyping himself. He just wants to show up and play football and then go home and hang out with his friends.

and kids in the 90s were so much softer than they are now. 

28 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

If there was only someone we knew that had experience in matters like this.  Lemme think..

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I’m on it, motherfuckers! 
 

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wait. Karen Key Largo had felonies?

She used the date rape drug on her pool boy who, when he found out, drowned himself in her pool.

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

She used the date rape drug on her pool boy who, when he found out, drowned himself in her pool.

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Key Largo Boulevard?

37 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Wait. Karen Key Largo had felonies?

Animal cruelty.

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I'm not above sleuthing. Just need a last name and, if she has a felony, I'll find it. 

3 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

I'm not above sleuthing. Just need a last name and, if she has a felony, I'll find it. 

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try Johnson?

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Yep you found her.

And... It's old but there is a phone number attached 😈

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