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13 hours ago, futureman said:

and kids in the 90s were so much softer than they are now. 

Is this hyperbole? 

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Found her public record. She's got lots of info out there (29 different addresses, multiple cells phones, some (still active) FL corp named "Galaxy Brand Management, Inc." that I'm sure is totally above-board, and no education records - which usually means HS dropout), but no criminal history. Even checked PACER. So if there was a felony/fraud charge, must have been dismissed or (more likely) expunged. 

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6 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Found her public record. She's got lots of info out there (29 different addresses, multiple cells phones, some (still active) FL corp named "Galaxy Brand Management, Inc." that I'm sure is totally above-board, and no education records - which usually means HS dropout), but no criminal history. Even checked PACER. So if there was a felony/fraud charge, must have been dismissed or (more likely) expunged. 

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13 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Found her public record. She's got lots of info out there (29 different addresses, multiple cells phones, some (still active) FL corp named "Galaxy Brand Management, Inc." that I'm sure is totally above-board, and no education records - which usually means HS dropout), but no criminal history. Even checked PACER. So if there was a felony/fraud charge, must have been dismissed or (more likely) expunged. 

Not even a Mopery charge?

24 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Are you sure that’s not Jimbo in drag?

 

Wasn't sure if it was Dumbo or not,  but I am sure it's a man.

I think while she was in the Merchant Marine they dropped the anchor on her face once too many times?

On 7/1/2022 at 1:36 AM, derpyhorndog said:

Found her public record. She's got lots of info out there (29 different addresses, multiple cells phones, some (still active) FL corp named "Galaxy Brand Management, Inc." that I'm sure is totally above-board, and no education records - which usually means HS dropout), but no criminal history. Even checked PACER. So if there was a felony/fraud charge, must have been dismissed or (more likely) expunged. 

Try Humanity, Crimes Against

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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credit to LHF on twitter for this one.

I'd bet Candi would say he didn't shoot any wads 

9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'd bet Candi would say he didn't shoot any wads 

It just weakly dribbled out as he cried while watching her get spit roasted. 

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On 6/30/2022 at 10:43 PM, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

 

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5 hours ago, Deej said:

It just weakly dribbled out as he cried while watching her get spit roasted. 

did you have her from the front or behind?

18 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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credit to LHF on twitter for this one.

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7 hours ago, Deej said:

It just weakly dribbled out as he cried while watching her get spit roasted. 

And when they high-fived while spit roasting her, jimbo could say that she was Eiffel-Towered

10 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

throwing up dumb and dumber GIF

Best to think of her as old enough to be using the original meaning of the phrase. 

7 hours ago, Deej said:

It just weakly dribbled out as he cried while watching her get spit roasted. 

Just to clarify, those were tears of joy. 

19 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I bet she does. ✂️

 

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On 7/6/2022 at 12:34 PM, texifornia said:

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His ex-wife disagrees.

On 6/30/2022 at 8:43 PM, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Yep you found her.

And... It's old but there is a phone number attached 😈

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Fuck that racist slack jawed  bitch.

17 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

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She looks like your classic former volleyball coach/P.E./health teacher.

She's showing up in her new two-piece?

On 7/9/2022 at 8:23 AM, Tex Pete said:

She looks like your classic former volleyball coach/P.E./health teacher if she’d been on a 50 year bender. 

FIFY

1 hour ago, Deej said:

She's showing up in her new two-piece?

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Really disturbing About Schmidt Kathy Bates hot-tub vibes there.

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

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aggy recruit shows up at the pool party and he's all like:

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On 7/13/2022 at 9:29 PM, Chooky said:

Would you? You know. Would you? 

Cut it off to prevent the possibility? Yes. Yes, I would.

If anyone knows about not aging well, it's KKL.

I am sure she will be the lifeguard at the pool party, just in case anyone needs any mouth to mouth.

14 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure she will be the lifeguard at the pool party, just in case anyone needs any mouth to mouth.

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28 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I am sure she will be the lifeguard at the pool party, just in case anyone needs any mouth to mouth.

The poor swimmer as KKL approaches

"I'm up! I'm ok!"

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15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Jimbo-ing of the program continues

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4 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

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I'm waiting for Ainias to stand in front of the Sul Ross statue and scream, "fuck her in the pussy"

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Jimbo-ing of the program continues

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Did that drug dealing DL even miss a game last year? Jimbo cares about nothing but winning.

They ever figure out whose gun and weed that was? I’m sure they’re looking for it, guys.

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