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3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

“Poon” is Thai

Don't knock Thai poon. 

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Don't knock Thai poon. 

I haven’t yet…

But I have it on my Belt Notch list.

 

….and don’t tell me what to do!!

#BootKnockersAnonymous

33 minutes ago, Basil said:

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Oh, so rib sandwich is her code for jimbo.  Got it

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Oh, so rib sandwich is her code for jimbo.  Got it

I figured it was the other way around

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

what is it w/ aggy and shitty bbq

Turdition.

6 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Oh, so rib sandwich is her code for jimbo.  Got it

Jimbo can only give her a lil smokie.

I should have known better than to click on this thread98a127dbb62efc51ea6b98bbceb6315f.gif

I REALLY feel sorry for Norman now. I am sure she is picturing him smothered in BBQ sauce.

She is a miserable person who drives the worst of those mouthbreathers on aggy 247 nuts. What a national treasure she is.

9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Got damn that's some good bull.


I really didn't think anything could make me feel better about football after losing in Stillwater. I was wrong. 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I really didn't think anything could make me feel better about football after losing in Stillwater. I was wrong. 

Agreed. That was pretty funny.

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Karen believes obvious twitter trolls.


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20 minutes ago, EP_Texican said:

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Karen believes obvious twitter trolls.


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I've never been led astray by Barry. 

I forgot why she stopped posting here. Ban?

If she was posting here,  I'd be disappointed if she wasn't crowd sourced 

30 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Parting shot

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Never thought I'd agree with anything Karen said, but what do you know, there is a first time for everything.

Now what we need is for Karen to turn states evidence and just start nuking everything about that school and the program on twitter and on their boards. 

16 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Holy cow!  Between this and Luicci... lololol.

what did the looch do now?

19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Now what we need is for Karen to turn states evidence and just start nuking everything about that school and the program on twitter and on their boards. 

If she could cause harm to the school but not jimbo, she probably would. 

2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

what did the looch do now?

Jumped off the regime bandwagon and challenged a subscriber to fight him.

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Jumped off the regime bandwagon and challenged a subscriber to fight him.

Oh really!?  Screenshot?  That sounds absolutely wonderful.

9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Jumped off the regime bandwagon and challenged a subscriber to fight him.

i would like to see that.

29 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Oh really!?  Screenshot?  That sounds absolutely wonderful.

I think I may have seen it yesterday on Longhorn Frenzie's Twitter.  He questioned Jimbo for, perhaps, the first time ever.  Then, he got into it with an ag, and essentially told the guy to come find him.  I'd be surprised it it's still there.

One of you assholes who as an account on Texas Ags need to start a survey to have Norman replace reveille as the next gomer mascot. The melt down and in fighting would be out of this world.

When Norman dies, he is going to Heaven because he spent his time in Hell.  

6 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

i would like to see that.

I went looking. It's in the Texas A&M game thread. 

 

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Then, he got into it with an ag, and essentially told the guy to come find him.  I'd be surprised it it's still there.

That’s second time in 2 weeks, for those who are counting.  Funny thing is, most of the ags I hold dear would stretch him out. He should probably chill with that before someone gladly obliges.  

5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s second time in 2 weeks, for those who are counting.  Funny thing is, most of the ags I hold dear would stretch him out. He should probably chill with that before someone gladly obliges.  

Lucci has an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Lucci has an alligator mouth and a tadpole ass.  

Do you want to go down to his office and tell him that in person?

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

what did the looch do now?

He didn’t release the Looch 44, I can tell you that…

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Do you want to go down to his office and tell him that in person?

Probably be too tough to get through the gauntlet of burr head milkmen with sabers guarding the Texags office.  If they pull one on an SMU cheerleader, they will probably pull one on me.  Lucci would be hiding under his desk anyway.  

Billy grows a mullet and loses some weight and all of a sudden he thinks he’s a bonafide East Texas redneck.  🤣 

40 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Billy grows a mullet and loses some weight and all of a sudden he thinks he’s a bonafide East Texas redneck.  🤣 

I’ve seen some girls basketball coaches who would whip that ass. 

22 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think I may have seen it yesterday on Longhorn Frenzie's Twitter.  He questioned Jimbo for, perhaps, the first time ever.  Then, he got into it with an ag, and essentially told the guy to come find him.  I'd be surprised it it's still there.

My one legged old ass would love to fight that big mouthed pussy piece of shit.

That’s second time in 2 weeks, for those who are counting.  Funny thing is, most of the ags I hold dear would stretch him out. He should probably chill with that before someone gladly obliges.  

One of the ags I hold dear did exactly that, back when they were still in college. I wish he’d call him on it because I know he reads Lucci’s site, but never posts.

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