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8 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? "

I require further clarification of the scenario. For example, who would be the bottom and who would be the top?

Why not just search for meth head on crack whore porn?

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18 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? 

I would rather see them fight than fuck.  Sixty something ex merchant marine vs pink dildo muncher.  Down goes Frazier.  

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45 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Why not just search for meth head on crack whore porn?

Thanks for fucking up my PornHub algorithm. 

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

"Here is the million dollar question: If Lucci and KKL were to have a sex tape leak... would your morbid curiosity get the better of you? "

I require further clarification of the scenario. For example, who would be the bottom and who would be the top?

 

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11 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

My wife is an *Aggie and we have a ranch 30 minutes from Kyle Field, so I have been to some *Aggie games.  We are going to our ranch this weekend and going to Ole Miss.  

Here is a complete list of the non-Texas *Aggie games I have been to in my life:

Alabama 2019 -- lost by 19

MSU 2017 -- lost by 21

Ole Miss 2014 -- lost by a bunch

Alabama 2013 -- lost but kept it close, their best showing (I actually did not make it in the stadium as did not have ticket -- I watched at Northgate with friends while wife and her friends watched inside)

LSU 2012 (loss -- and would have been an absolute ass kicking but for Zach Mettenberger not being able to hit deep balls all day long -- Beckham and Landry were open all day)

Texas Tech 2002 -- lost in shootout.  Was hilarious loss.  Kicker missed some XPs and Welker went nuts on them.
 

I also went and saw Texas Tech beat the absolute shit out of them in Lubbock in 2005.

A&M does not do well when I am in attendance.  I expect that to continue this weekend.  Hopefully Zach Evans is healthy.

*aggy

13 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Just when I thought Surly couldn't get any weirder. 

Impossible. 

On 10/28/2022 at 5:34 PM, lemonandaturd said:

I would rather see them fight than fuck.  Sixty something ex merchant marine vs pink dildo muncher.  Down goes Frazier.  

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On 10/28/2022 at 9:30 AM, Johnny Sack said:

My wife is an Aggie and we have a ranch 30 minutes from Kyle Field, so I have been to some Aggie games.  We are going to our ranch this weekend and going to Ole Miss.  

Here is a complete list of the non-Texas Aggie games I have been to in my life:

Alabama 2019 -- lost by 19

MSU 2017 -- lost by 21

Ole Miss 2014 -- lost by a bunch

Alabama 2013 -- lost but kept it close, their best showing (I actually did not make it in the stadium as did not have ticket -- I watched at Northgate with friends while wife and her friends watched inside)

LSU 2012 (loss -- and would have been an absolute ass kicking but for Zach Mettenberger not being able to hit deep balls all day long -- Beckham and Landry were open all day)

Texas Tech 2002 -- lost in shootout.  Was hilarious loss.  Kicker missed some XPs and Welker went nuts on them.
 

I also went and saw Texas Tech beat the absolute shit out of them in Lubbock in 2005.

A&M does not do well when I am in attendance.  I expect that to continue this weekend.  Hopefully Zach Evans is healthy.

Never actually went to an aggy game, but 3 times in my life I actually rooted for them to win.

The first time was way back in the 70s when they went up to play Michigan.  And I had some youthful, and stupid notion of them helping our conference reputationally.  Michigan whipped them 41-3.

The second time was because they were playing ousux.  Only mercy, and a continually running clock held ousux down to 77 points. 

The last time was their cotton bowl game against LSU, and I frankly don't have any recollection of why I would have wanted them to win.  LSU motor-boated them, of course. 

Obviously, when you're talking about aggy embarrassments, you get lost in the sheer scope of volume, but these all have to rank high. I may just have an aggy-magic touch. I only wish I could make myself root for them more often... 

She made it six whole days. 
 

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She’s like a bad rash that won’t ever go away. Poo raggy. 🤣

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

She's bipolar

I believe they prefer to be called "woman" or "female" nowadays.

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

She’s like a bad rash that won’t ever go away. Poo raggy. 🤣

And they’re stuck with her until Jimbo leaves. Aggy should look into firing Jimbo for cause for bringing that plague to aggiland. She may be their best bet!

3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

And they’re stuck with her until Jimbo leaves. Aggy should look into firing Jimbo for cause for bringing that plague to aggiland. She may be their best bet!

Jimbo & KKL

How it started…

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How it’s going…

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Karen, come pick up your boy... and move over Normie, the doghouse is about to get crowded.

 

4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Karen, come pick up your boy... and move over Normie, the doghouse is about to get crowded.

 

"Continuous violence against family"

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

"Continuous violence against family"

I can only hope KKL weighs in on this, after she finishes helping Demas update his resume of course. 

Kee-rist.  One day she's going to have Jimbo in a jar in her basement ala Mr. Belvedere.

 

 

Has anyone done a well check on the old bag? I’m low key concerned.

Good. I see her posts as a window into jimbo’s feelings. He’s not quitting.  He’s blaming message board posts for not properly propagandizing his efforts. 

the fuck does she mean by men in bright?

15 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

the fuck does she mean by men in bright?

The Bright facility is their football building.

On 11/4/2022 at 2:16 PM, UTCzech III said:

Kee-rist.  One day she's going to have Jimbo in a jar in her basement ala Mr. Belvedere.

 

 

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glad i didnt know that as quickly as you guys did.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Sounds like she wants the WOMEN in Bright to get with the fucking program.

26 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

glad i didnt know that as quickly as you guys did.

Bum Bright owned the Dallas Cowboys between Clint Murchison Jr. and a guy named Jerry Jones. 

He was also an aggie.

My guess, when I saw “Bright” being referenced is that Bum and/or his family contributed to the only SEC university in College Station.

You must not be a Cowboys fan, or you must be too young to remember the Cowboys before Jerry Jones.

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59 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Bum Bright owned the Dallas Cowboys between Clint Murchison Jr. and a guy named Jerry Jones. 

He was also an aggie.

My guess, when I saw “Bright” being referenced is that Bum and/or his family contributed to the only SEC university in College Station.

You must not be a Cowboys fan, or you must be too young to remember the Cowboys before Jerry Jones.

And in typical, hapless aggy fashion, the only Cowboys' owner that never got a SB ring.  aggy is as aggy does

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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The "FSU thanks you for another screenshot" was her responding to someone saying that "Your man at Bright literally quit on his last job". 

She can't respond any other way because she knows its true. Jimbo did quit on FSU and his players in 2017. 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Bum Bright owned the Dallas Cowboys between Clint Murchison Jr. and a guy named Jerry Jones. 

He was also an aggie.

My guess, when I saw “Bright” being referenced is that Bum and/or his family contributed to the only SEC university in College Station.

You must not be a Cowboys fan, or you must be too young to remember the Cowboys before Jerry Jones.

All the above is true. I know a handful of the Bright grandkids through my ex-wife. Most of them went to Arkansas. It's my understanding that Bum might not have been of sound mind when he pledged the money to aggy and it wasn't well-received within the rest of the family. They're on the dysfunctional side.

6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

All the above is true. I know a handful of the Bright grandkids through my ex-wife. Most of them went to Arkansas. It's my understanding that Bum might not have been of sound mind when he pledged the money to aggy and it wasn't well-received within the rest of the family. They're on the dysfunctional side.

Dysfunctionality is what happens when inbreeding occurs.

 

Also, pics of ex-wife?

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Dysfunctionality is what happens when inbreeding occurs.

 

Also, pics of ex-wife?

I'll save you the time. Not worth the side of crazy that comes with it. The Bright granddaughter she was friends with/lived was very attractive. She was the only one who was not overweight.

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Bum Bright owned the Dallas Cowboys between Clint Murchison Jr. and a guy named Jerry Jones. 

He was also an aggie.

My guess, when I saw “Bright” being referenced is that Bum and/or his family contributed to the only SEC university in College Station.

You must not be a Cowboys fan, or you must be too young to remember the Cowboys before Jerry Jones.

Im a Cowboys fan but I too didnt understand the reference nor did I know Bum was an aggy.

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WTF has the old bag hag been doing? Bilbo needs her support now more than ever.

Program really took a dive when they exiled KKL. 

 

 

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

Program really took a dive when they exiled KKL. 

 

 

Who knew how important she was until this year happened.  Hopefully, they keep her in Nebraska. 

That’s it!  Jimbo to Nebraska.  He sent KKL to do some advanced scouting and drop some preliminarily bags to Nebraska recruits.  It all makes sense now. 

On 11/10/2022 at 12:15 PM, Napoleon said:

Bum Bright owned the Dallas Cowboys between Clint Murchison Jr. and a guy named Jerry Jones. 

He was also an aggie.

My guess, when I saw “Bright” being referenced is that Bum and/or his family contributed to the only SEC university in College Station.

You must not be a Cowboys fan, or you must be too young to remember the Cowboys before Jerry Jones.

Oh, I thought they named it that ironically.

On 11/10/2022 at 11:44 AM, Tex Pete said:

The Bright facility is their football building.

Using his first name for those facilities seems more appropriate.

This is an interesting tweet - and I'm wondering if this is partly coming from Jimbo. I can't decide if I hope it is. As much fun as it will be to watch aggy meltdown if he doesn't bring in an OC, it might be even funnier if they get their hopes up only to realize, ten months from now, that Jimbo is still running the show and meddling as much as possible.

 

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