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56 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

She needs to spend more time with her fecal incrusted dildo and start shoveling more snow so Norman can take a piss. 

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On 11/22/2022 at 7:23 PM, TommyGufano said:

she's a heinous cunt

I thought your statement might be viewed as controversial and overly harsh but now it's perfectly clear that your decision to use "heinous" was absolutely the right way to go.

6 hours ago, Leanderman said:

She needs to spend more time with her fecal incrusted dildo and start shoveling more snow so Norman can take a piss. 

 

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16 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

The only thing "being worked hard" is her dog's tongue.

We need a "Vomit+1" to go with the "Rage+1" rep

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Lololol

It’s abundantly clear at this point that KKL is an old hag who has no clue what’s she talking about. 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Lololol

Who is this old bag talking about? 

1 minute ago, Tree Fidy said:

Arch Manning

That's what I was thinking, but in the comments of that tweet someone asked her "AM?", and she said "no".

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

That's what I was thinking, but in the comments of that tweet someone asked her "AM?", and she said "no".

Go take a look at the aggy screenshots thread. 

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Bleacher Report ran a clickbait article last night about the Novosad flip to Oregon potentially happening (and it since has). They titled it in a way that implied that Arch Manning could be on flipwatch, and they included a picture of him in the subtitle area to drive clicks. I got two fucking texts last night from family members about it and had to tell them to wake the fuck up and stop wasting my time on nonsense. 

What has transpired since is that aggie posters started positing that Manning was going to go elsewhere. It quickly gained steam right up until that moment when, you know, Manning undramatically signed his LOI and moved on with his day. The ATM Internet fans and their board moderators have to be the dumbest collection of sports fans on the net, and I say that knowing there are wrestling, Oklahoma, SEC and NFL forums out there.

34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Bleacher Report ran a clickbait article last night about the Novosad flip to Oregon potentially happening (and it since has). They titled it in a way that implied that Arch Manning could be on flipwatch, and they included a picture of him in the subtitle area to drive clicks. I got two fucking texts last night from family members about it and had to tell them to wake the fuck up and stop wasting my time on nonsense. 

What has transpired since is that aggie posters started positing that Manning was going to go elsewhere. It quickly gained steam right up until that moment when, you know, Manning undramatically signed his LOI and moved on with his day. The ATM Internet fans and their board moderators have to be the dumbest collection of sports fans on the net, and I say that knowing there are wrestling, Oklahoma, SEC and NFL forums out there.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

They titled it in a way that implied that Arch Manning could be on flipwatch, and they included a picture of him in the subtitle area to drive clicks. I got two fucking texts last night from family members about it and had to tell them to wake the fuck up and stop wasting my time on nonsense.

Peyton and Eli should have just texted Cooper and not wasted your time on that bullshit.

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Screen shot for when she deletes it...

 

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On 12/21/2022 at 7:42 AM, closetojumping said:

Bleacher Report ran a clickbait article last night about the Novosad flip to Oregon potentially happening (and it since has). They titled it in a way that implied that Arch Manning could be on flipwatch, and they included a picture of him in the subtitle area to drive clicks. I got two fucking texts last night from family members about it and had to tell them to wake the fuck up and stop wasting my time on nonsense. 

What has transpired since is that aggie posters started positing that Manning was going to go elsewhere. It quickly gained steam right up until that moment when, you know, Manning undramatically signed his LOI and moved on with his day. The ATM Internet fans and their board moderators have to be the dumbest collection of sports fans on the net, and I say that knowing there are wrestling, Oklahoma, SEC and NFL forums out there.

Did anyone even stop to realize that his QB is his own son? Why would he pursue a highly ranked QB to create and QB controversy with his own kid?

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On 12/21/2022 at 9:42 AM, closetojumping said:

Bleacher Report ran a clickbait article last night about the Novosad flip to Oregon potentially happening (and it since has). They titled it in a way that implied that Arch Manning could be on flipwatch, and they included a picture of him in the subtitle area to drive clicks. I got two fucking texts last night from family members about it and had to tell them to wake the fuck up and stop wasting my time on nonsense. 

 

Aww... You treat us like family? This gives me the feels 😂🤣😂🤣😂

1 minute ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Aww... You treat us like family? This gives me the feels 😂🤣😂🤣😂

You got that right. I view you guys like family the same way Michael Corleone viewed his. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You got that right. I view you guys like family the same way Michael Corleone viewed his. 

Who does that make Sonny and Fredo? 

37 minutes ago, Viper said:

Who does that make Sonny and Fredo? 

Not sure about Sonny, but this is Fredo for sure.

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On 1/4/2023 at 5:07 PM, UTCzech III said:

Screen shot for when she deletes it...

 

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7 minutes ago, Genghis said:

As always, credit to @Longhornfrenzy

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Yeah, but she's their crazy. We get to watch it all blow up and point, while laughing like hell.   No sane coach would allow that feral animal around its program.

FUPA lady will haunt them long after Jimbo is fired. Like Chlamydia, she's the gift that keeps on giving.

"A familiar voice"?  So...was it Jimbo or who was it?  Was it familiar because it sounded like the voice of every psychotic bumpkin that pops out from behind podunk east Texas gas stations and says unsolicited and unhinged shit to strangers?

7 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

"A familiar voice"?  So...was it Jimbo or who was it?  Was it familiar because it sounded like the voice of every psychotic bumpkin that pops out from behind podunk east Texas gas stations and says unsolicited and unhinged shit to strangers?

It was probably one of the many voices in her head.

9 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

"A familiar voice"?  So...was it Jimbo or who was it?  Was it familiar because it sounded like the voice of every psychotic bumpkin that pops out from behind podunk east Texas gas stations and says unsolicited and unhinged shit to strangers?

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Well, at least she apparently found Pyle Field without any help.

2 hours ago, Genghis said:

As always, credit to @Longhornfrenzy

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What shitty romance novel is this? 50 shades of maroon: hide yo sheep?

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And when we walked on the grass, i looked back and when i saw only one set of footprints i asked why?  I heard a voice behind me "GET OFF THE FUCKING GRASS!!!!!!!!!"

Ahh, thank God. Ovaries on the table, I thought the thread bump was activation of the Agricultural and Maintenance minor celebrities (in their own mind) Dead Pool. 

She lives!

23 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

What shitty romance novel is this? 50 shades of moron: hide yo sheep?

This is better.

50 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

KKL saw the mammoth?

 

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I bet it was wooly like her crotch.

"I bet it was wooly like her crotch."

Thanks a lot for that comment. Now I have to bleach my brain.

So, educate me on her back story. Was she a superfan of Jimbo at FSU and then followed him to ATM?

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

So, educate me on her back story. Was she a superfan of Jimbo at FSU and then followed him to ATM?

she's allegedly his bag (wo)man. Not on any official payroll, but somehow clued in tightly to the ongoings.

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

she's allegedly his bag (wo)man. Not on any official payroll, but somehow clued in tightly to the ongoings.

Interesting. That at least makes it a little better if this is more of a financial relationship. I thought she was a Jimbo stalker/groupie that followed him from Tallahassee to College Station. At least she gets some form of compensation to act like this. 

Yeah, some rando weird old woman just happens to have Jimbo's number that also happens to reach out to the families that Jimbo is recruiting. Hmmm.

hey, they needed her help writing their resume, man. sheeeesh!

36 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

she's allegedly his bag (wo)man. Not on any official payroll, but somehow clued in tightly to the ongoings.

I guess her job will eventually be phased out once they realize the bags won’t be as effective in the NIL era. That is if and until they actually have legit NIL or figure out they can’t compete unless they do.

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

So, educate me on her back story. Was she a superfan of Jimbo at FSU and then followed him to ATM?

Yes

There is a link somewhere of her on a radio show being herself over FSU and Jimbo just like now over aggy.

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You’d think if she were handing out bags she’d keep her mouth shut, but aggy

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