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Jimbo’s skanky ag bag hag groupie. Sorta (almost) rolls of the tongue.

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That KKL shit is pretty “deep” and that’s all I got.

Hook’em!!!

She fell in love with the mammoth after all that time with Jimbo's tiny cock. Not surprising. 

10 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

"A familiar voice"?  So...was it Jimbo or who was it?  Was it familiar because it sounded like the voice of every psychotic bumpkin that pops out from behind podunk east Texas gas stations and says unsolicited and unhinged shit to strangers?

 

9 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

It was probably one of the many voices in her head.

 

8 hours ago, Slowride91 said:

I assumed she meant Jumbo

I thought it was pretty obvious 

 

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18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

I thought it was pretty obvious 

 

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Ozzy?

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 The soulless expression of a creature desperately waiting for the sweet release of death.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Of course their was the saga between her and Demas as well.

Where is the  "chef" these days?

19 hours ago, Genghis said:

As always, credit to @Longhornfrenzy

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Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

10 hours ago, Deej said:

She fell in love with the mammoth after all that time with Jimbo's tiny cock. Not surprising. 

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30 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

These days it's mostly that engineered strip mall brick - more like a SuperKroger.

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5 hours ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

what is that building

 

Biological warfare research and political dissident "interrogation" facilities.

Ah yes, nothing like walking up to a fucking mute gray building that could double as a spirit Halloween to cause this much awe

Maybe she has a thing for North Korean architecture.
On 7/2/2023 at 5:01 PM, Wishbone said:

I guess her job will eventually be phased out once they realize the bags won’t be as effective in the NIL era. That is if and until they actually have legit NIL or figure out they can’t compete unless they do.

This is the way it will end.

CHIEF

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

This is the way it will end.

CHIEF

Do Reveille in the boiling pot 😂

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On 7/5/2023 at 5:00 PM, Scholz said:

Do Reveille in the boiling pot 😂

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Norman would probably volunteer, poor dog has seen and been forced to do some absolutely inhumane things 

The why does he always whine for the peanut butter?

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Just like clockwork - aggy starts their annual freefall, KKL locks up her twatter (who am I kidding, the entire Merchant Marine could fit in that thing...) 

 

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It's going to be interesting to watch how fast she turns on that fan base when her bohunk is fired.   Real ugly it will get.

10 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It's going to be interesting to watch how fast she turns on that fan base when her bohunk is fired.   Real ugly it will get.

She will never be heard from again. She’ll be off to her next illegal grifting scheme. 

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And like she always does, she just can't shut her mouth and stay away....

 

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NIL killed the bag lady. 

Hmmmmmmm bag hag lives in Nebraska. Demas get offer to attend where? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Hmmmmmmm bag hag lives in Nebraska. Demas get offer to attend where? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Rhule better watch out or he will have that old hag cheating on Jimbo.  

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Will Jimbo be watching?

He will be dog sitting Norman.  

59 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He will be dog sitting Norman.  

Instead of him using the peanut butter for Norman to lick, jimbo will put the peanut butter on Norman and lick it. 

25 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Instead of him using the peanut butter for Norman to lick, jimbo will put the peanut butter on Norman and lick it. 

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7 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

And like she always does, she just can't shut her mouth and stay away....

 

Who’s going to help the kids with their résumés for Chrissakes?!

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

Who’s going to help the kids with their résumés for Chrissakes?!

Maybe the Asians that helped her with her computer can help them?

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I’m sure jimbo is just fuming that bjork didn’t inform him in person or before it leaked that they would be paying him 75 million dollars over the next 6 years to not coach there. It probably delayed his escape drive to IAH by an hour. 

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What's yalls fav glorious Jimbo memory?

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Jimbo finding out through twitter would be a new low.  I mean, Sherman finding out in the driveway of a recruit was bad, but at least they called him in person. 

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You can fire me for $75M in whatever manner you choose.  I'm open to pretty much everything.

Is she mad enough to spill the beans about all of the illegal bags she helped facilitate?

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