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So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

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40 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

Why would he do that when he can buy them?

10 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I always felt bad about that. By all accounts Sherman was a kind man and a stand-up guy.

I do, too. Man, what a shitty thing to do to an employee, even if they wanted to fire the guy they should have done that when he was back in his office. Aggy are such trash 

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analyst for Corn next year? 

Karen Korn Lago

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why would he do that when he can buy them?

Because it yugely emasculates aggy to be paying 7 million to a guy that Nebraska is paying 100k to as an analyst 

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough!

~Abe Lincoln
2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Karen Korn Lago

Karen Korn Hole?

11 hours ago, Hornlover said:

So Jimbo is going to be an analist for Corn next year? 

Ftfy...

21 hours ago, BlackCat said:

She’s just there for the ears of corn and it ain’t for eatin.

Aw shucks.

Watch out for your corn hole, Karen.

 

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Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

25 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

Eh. UCLA was reasonably talented when Chip got there (the previous 4 recruiting classes hovered in the 15-20 range) and he proceeded to drop them down to the 30-50 range. Mora won 37 games in a 4 year stretch and CK's best years were 8/9/8 wins with truly some of the softest schedules in P5 history. He's kind of the reverse Jimbo, completely abandoned talent acquisition in favor of "culture" guys and Xs and Os. 

2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

I’m completely flabbergasted, befuddled, and agog that she hasn’t remained a fan of the university, as she claimed she would. 

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2 hours ago, EP_Texican said:

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Ohhhhh… so now she get it.


Regarding those 2023 stats: Jimbo got to play against soft SEC defenses while Chip went up against rugged Pac-12 defenses. 

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Of course UCLA was a disaster when Chip got there, and they had improved a good bit by the end of his tenure. A&M was much better when Jimbo got there than they were when he left. 

They literally signed 10 players this class, Chip was beyond checked out

Jimbo to UCLA? He would fit right in with a lot of folks in Hollywood .

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55 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Jimbo would do alright at another school.  Little elf can recruit. 

Good fit for East Texas Baptist, and could recruit Huntsville too.

On 2/9/2024 at 7:33 PM, EP_Texican said:

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Ohhhhh… so now she get it.

ESPN’s photo of Chip wasn’t quite so flattering. 
 

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Just so flattering. 
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On 2/10/2024 at 10:13 AM, Frank Drebin said:

Jimbo would do alright at another school.  Little elf can recruit. 

Little elf was dependent on the illegal bag game. He would be a disaster at any P4 program moving forward.

On 2/9/2024 at 9:34 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m completely flabbergasted, befuddled, and agog that she hasn’t remained a fan of the university, as she claimed she would. 

Yeah we all knew that was B$ even though I think we all wanted her bitch ass to continue to haunt the gomers...

Jimbo's pillow aint gonna fluff itself.

Just now, Pimphand said:

Yeah we all knew that was B$ even though I think we all wanted her bitch ass to continue to haunt the gomers...

Jimbo's pillow aint gonna fluff itself.

I don’t think it’s his pillow that she fluffs 

At least he is fluent in Huttese...

"Chessah beecha wonky Harbaugh"

  • 4 months later...

Surely Karen had something to say about Aggie baseball, right?

Something about those strapping young men making her moist and causing her to slip some fingers in to pleasure herself? Right?

  • 1 month later...

Looks like KKL is overindulging in fermented corn since her idol shat all over her dreams.

Things don’t seem to be going her way 😂

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Looks like KKL is overindulging in fermented corn since her idol shat all over her dreams.

You do not want to know how she ferments the corn. 

2 hours ago, BlackCat said:

You do not want to know how she ferments the corn. 

 

You made me think about it

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Why is that hag still riding Aggie jock straps since they did her boy so wrong and she despises them at their core?

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