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4 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Will be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name shortly

and Black Lives Matter, too. That would be a riot coming from KKL.

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23 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Will be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name shortly

You should go with LGTBQ groups, since what they do is “unnatural” or whatever bullshit she said. 

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Apparently lugging around Jimbo's bags doesn't pay shit. That seems like a pretty unimpressive neighborhood. 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Apparently lugging around Jimbo's bags doesn't pay shit. That seems like a pretty unimpressive neighborhood. 

That's 974 square feet of paradise you fucking asshole. 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

She lives less than fifteen minutes away from me...I gotta move

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Apparently lugging around Jimbo's bags doesn't pay shit. That seems like a pretty unimpressive neighborhood. 

The bag lady should have all the leverage to get sticky fingers.  What are they going to do-tell on you?

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

If y’all don’t hear from me, I’ve been locked in some kind of sex dungeon built for Jimbo

Can you fit in something with ceilings for a Kevin Hart sized hobgoblin?

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2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Something tells me some good wine will get drunk up tonight.

You seem to have misspelled box. 

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

That's 974 square feet of paradise you fucking asshole. 

Not when the A/C is out

I hope she likes pizza.

Lots of fucking pizza.

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I'm going to call up the Columbia House Tape Club and see if they're still a going concern.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

has The Woodlands always been Spring?

It started out as a master plan community on unincorporated land, so it’s split between Montgomery and Spring. 

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fuck it, why not. I'll empty out whatever is in my paypal. Someone PM me (or just quote this post) with her name and address so I don't have to go back up and look for it. 

Doing Gods work. 
 

there are also some pretty aggressive LGBT political action groups that will harasses the shit out of her for a few dollars.

id go with Lesbian Avengers. They recruit. 

13 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Doing Gods work. 
 

there are also some pretty aggressive LGBT political action groups that will harasses the shit out of her for a few dollars.

id go with Lesbian Avengers. They recruit. 

She won’t be their first merchant mariner. 

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a raging cunt

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Apparently lugging around Jimbo's bags doesn't pay shit. That seems like a pretty unimpressive neighborhood. 

Thought the same thing lol. Must be the front for bag(wo)man these days. But aggy isn’t that clever. Her “honor code” work must barely cover the rent for that shithole along with her early SSI check from the dead husband. 

3 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Will be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name shortly

Had to make a new PayPal account just so this ghoul doesn't have my real name. She'll be receiving a very nice thank you letter in the mail in 3-4 weeks.FwhMN2z.png

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Wow. This thread is getting creepy as fuck, but I can’t look away. Reminds of the time when people started posting all the filings from Hamm’s divorce suit. 

Stuff like this would only ever happen on Surly. 

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24 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

@Ricky's one-hitter

That's a perfect choice of cause. Might want to crop out the identifying stuff, though, in case she gets big mad.

Super sleuth Karen’s gonna track down your IP address and credit card by your order number...or hire an Asia computer tech to do it for her. 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

I'm going to call up the Columbia House Tape Club and see if they're still a going concern.

I bet she loves death metal.

4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I bet she loves death metal.

Theres a fair chance she might. I see her as more of a fan of electronic music. 

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Theres a fair chance she might. I see her as more of a fan of electronic music. 

The problem in speculating is she wants to cozy up to the athletes/parents.  So she has to at least pretend to like hip-hop, rap, et al.  Death metal feels like it would be her rat-in-a-cage Orwellian nightmare.  Or you might opine in favor of Autechre.

39 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I bet she loves death metal.

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7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

The problem in speculating is she wants to cozy up to the athletes/parents.  So she has to at least pretend to like hip-hop, rap, et al.  Death metal feels like it would be her rat-in-a-cage Orwellian nightmare.  Or you might opine in favor of Autechre.

Counterpoint: she’s a Trashfecta of Poor, White, and White Supremacist.

I have a feeling Karen is going to get a chance to show her support for a lot of Democratic candidates and causes via text and phone calls very soon. 

We've covered a lot of good bases here. Lots on consistent, maddening annoyance, especially via @SydneyCarton, while @Ricky's one-hitter wins the prize for the highest delta between an actually great cause, and how fucking mad she's going to be about it.

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We've covered a lot of good bases here. Lots on consistent, maddening annoyance, especially via @SydneyCarton, while @Ricky's one-hitter wins the prize for the highest delta between an actually great cause, and how fucking mad she's going to be about it.

I think you have me mistaken with some other poster. I’ve done nothing here but chastise this infantile behavior. 

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4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I'm going to call up the Columbia House Tape Club and see if they're still a going concern.

God I hope so. I’m still including them on my resume 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Counterpoint: she’s a Trashfecta of Poor, White, and White Supremacist.

She's not a white supremacist, she thinks Asians are superior techies and African Americans are superior athletes 

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

She's not a white supremacist, she thinks Asians are superior techies and African Americans are superior athletes 

Those are just specialized serfs, sir. Modern day gladiators and Greek scholars reaching Roman children. 

RGBIII makes everyone feel bad by taking the high road.

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