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On 7/7/2020 at 2:00 PM, Scholz said:

Of course no healthy people have died.  If they're alive, they're healthy.  Duh.  Rubes.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

On 7/14/2020 at 3:40 PM, texifornia said:

Just having a normal one

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Dr. Pepper nearly single-handedly making aggy slightly less annoying than usual.

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok which one of you assholes is dr pepper? Well done 

See, I'd be betting that Karen's the sock instead. I mean, I've already lost that bet, obviously...

7 hours ago, TBGFL said:

I sent her phone number to an extended car warranty group. 

You have no soul. I like it.

7 hours ago, Thiefery said:

I've seen porno scenes that start out this way..

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6 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

and Black Lives Matter, too. That would be a riot coming from KKL.

 

6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

You should go with LGTBQ groups, since what they do is “unnatural” or whatever bullshit she said. 

 

6 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Will be donating to Planned Parenthood in her name shortly

Why not all three?

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Wow. Her house is pretty horrible. The inside pictures posted online are so ugly.  
I always figured she had some ex husband money or something. No idea she was a poors.   
 

Yuck. 
 

What’s the reaction on the Aggy thread?  They making fun of Her as well?

37 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

RGBIII makes everyone feel bad by taking the high road.

 

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3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Super sleuth Karen’s gonna track down your IP address and credit card by your order number...or hire an oriental computer tech to do it for her. 

Fify

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not phone stuff. Too easy to change numbers. Home delivery. 

EVERYTHING

3 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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Love the precise amount of the contribution.  Well played, sir.

1 hour ago, Viper said:

She's not a white supremacist, she thinks Asians are superior techies and African Americans are superior athletes 

Reggie White agrees (well, agreed...)

Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

https://poopsenders.com/ would be a horrible thing to do to someone. Especially if it sits on her 107 degree patio all day. 

This. This is pretty fantastic 

Dam son. Surly is savage!

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8 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients from her...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

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14 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a raging cunt

i would feel bad for her if it wasn't a total and complete self own - SHE was the one who did it, not someone doxxing her!

9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Since she is so business oriented, I felt compelled to help her out. Get ready to hear about some more side hustles and clients from her...I submitted her info to be an ambassador for Mary Kay, Lularoe, Herbalife, Plexus, Monat, Scentsy, doTerra, Younique and of course...Pure Romance

had someone approach us on honeymoon on the beach trying to sell us on Pure Romance last year. didn't know it existed before then

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not phone stuff. Too easy to change numbers. Home delivery. 

If she has to change her number, then that will disrupt her group chats with all the moms of aggy recruits. Might slow down the bag... 

23 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If she has to change her number, then that will disrupt her group chats with all the moms of aggy recruits. Might slow down the bag... 

You assholes - how will those people get help with their resumes or advice on things?  Who is going to bring the dog to the pool party?  Did you even consider that?

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You assholes - how will those people get help with their resumes or advice on things?  Who is going to bring the dog to the pool party?  Did you even consider that?

Or fast food sauce holders for their cars?

Home security systems. cable tv, replacement windows, and of course Latter Day Saints home visits. The list is endless.

17 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

That's 974 square feet of paradise you fucking asshole. 

You kidding?  That's not even enough room for all the ovaries.

Someone should warn all the delivery drivers dropping shit (literally) off at her location about what they might see if they aren't careful.  This could get really bad.  Like national-news bad.

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Fellas this thread is phenomenal. Her obsession with Hamm is fucking wild.


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4 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Fellas this thread is phenomenal. Her obsession with Hamm is fucking wild.


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Tarps bitch ass blacklisted me from 247 today so I need a new home.


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2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

She followed me on Twitter for a couple of days.  I think it was because of the 1955 birthdate.  Then she recognized me for the incredibly boring and aging guy I am and dropped me like a stone. 

Did you tell her you were unwilling to change the beneficiary of your will and life insurance policy and hoped to live more than a year? If so that’s a dealbreaker 

14 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Tarps bitch ass blacklisted me from 247 today so I need a new home.


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And you think you have the total lack of decorum to hack it here?  We’ll see, fuckface. We’ll see. 

15 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Tarps bitch ass blacklisted me from 247 today so I need a new home.

This is a nice playground. We don’t mind aggies, just don’t like gomers. Welcome. 

And you think you have the total lack of decorum to hack it here?  We’ll see, fuckface. We’ll see. 

I mean I’ve never posted here yet y’all already know who I am. The only thing that blows is I’m not gonna be able to call Karen out on her bullshit.


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52 minutes ago, DrPepper said:

Fellas this thread is phenomenal. Her obsession with Hamm is fucking wild.

Pretty sure it's because he rejected her advances, even after all the Michelob Ultra she bought him. 

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

Pretty sure it's because he rejected her advances, even after all the Michelob Ultra she bought him. 

Did he reject her? Or is he just impotent? I know what his ex wife would say. 

Pretty sure it's because he rejected her advances, even after all the Michelob Ultra she bought him. 

Maybe hamms dick game is just that bad.


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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Did he reject her? Or is he just impotent? I know what his ex wife would say. 

Is he impotent or just an absentee midget? I’m not sure what his ex-wife would say. 

48 minutes ago, DrPepper said:


I mean I’ve never posted here yet y’all already know who I am. The only thing that blows is I’m not gonna be able to call Karen out on her bullshit.


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You obviously haven’t been reading then you can LITERALLY call her on her bullshit now, hell you can stop by her house and tell her in person now if you’d like

You obviously haven’t been reading then you can LITERALLY call her on her bullshit now, hell you can stop by her house and tell her in person now if you’d like

Why the fuck would I want to call her. I bet nails on a chalkboard sound more pleasant.


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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Is he impotent or just an absentee midget? I’m not sure what his ex-wife would say. 

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Dr Pepper on Surly now - hilarious hahah

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11 hours ago, DrPepper said:

Tarps bitch ass blacklisted me from 247 today so I need a new home.


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so tarp was white knighting karen?

so tarp was white knighting karen?

Somewhat. That clown banned someone who was talking shit to Karen. For the past two weeks I’ve just been shitting on him for that and deleting every thread.

Homeboy had enough and went above Perroni’s head and cried to Shannon Terry. He got me and another dude blacklisted from the entire network.


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20 minutes ago, Viper said:

so tarp was white knighting karen?

They are probably fucking

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

They are probably fucking

Bet she cries Jimbo as he nutts thinking of JFF vs Bama

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