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I'm getting a helmet!  All the sci-fi movies we've watched our whole lives where everyone walks around in helmets were predicting the future.  Well, the future is now...

 

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I doubt most will watch the video, but this thing has a built in fan to keep you cool.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

New rule at South Austin’s mom’s house. Rubbers still optional.

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I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though


Surprisingly, google doesn’t return any promising gifs for “sue johanson dental dam” so just use your imagination.
2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

but we may not like the smell of her "breath"

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

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3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

I didn't watch it.

My sensei taught me many things, one of them being never trust a man that doesn't like helmets.

  • 3 weeks later...

I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  

Interesting times.

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30 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Bro... It's a 17 minute video about a mask used for paintball... 

And you expect folks to watch it in its entirety? The fuck. I am not a 16 year old "pro" paintballer.

Bro, airsoft.....

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  

Interesting times.

Rules dammit

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Rules dammit

No phones allowed to be out in the club and I don't have Burt-level photostalking skillz.  Woulda needed a wide-angle lens to really get the full effect anyhow.

50 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

No phones allowed to be out in the club and I don't have Burt-level photostalking skillz.  Woulda needed a wide-angle lens to really get the full effect anyhow.

So just post a photo of the rash.

No, wait, don't.

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So just post a photo of the rash.

No, wait, don't.

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I got a lap dance while wearing a mask.  She was wearing a face shield.  
Interesting times.

Congrats on your covid antibodies!!
  • 3 weeks later...
On 6/26/2020 at 7:26 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I haven't tried fucking while wearing a mask.  I can see how with some partners it would be beneficial though

If my ex wore a mask full time, I might have married her.

Perfect combo of smarts, sexiness and success. Too bad she had a butter face.

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

If my ex wore a mask full time, I might have married her.

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