June 26, 20205 yr You have the power to resurrect one dead musical performer, but have to kill off another living performer of equivalent or higher fame to do so*. Who do you choose? I'm going to avoid some big names and bring back Shannon Hoon to hear where he and Blind Lemon were going... ...and I'm going to kill off Kanye Fucking West because he's a fucking idiot and his music sucks. Sorry, Kim, you're going to have to settle for basketball players. * Offer details for the anally surly: The resurrected never dies. They resume their life and music career at the time of their death uninterrupted. If they were on a path of self-destruction, they are cured of whatever demons were driving them that direction. The selected-to-die perish at the moment of the resurrected's death. If the selected to die was not born on that date, they are instead never born and have no music career.
June 26, 20205 yr Not sure this meets your criteria, but it's close enough: I would trade Jason Bonham for John Bonham every day of the week.
June 26, 20205 yr Author 2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: Not sure this meets your criteria, but it's close enough: I would trade Jason Bonham for John Bonham every day of the week. Eh, that's a pretty big imbalance in fame for the blood magic to work. I think you'd wind up killing off Jason Bonham only to have Bonzo living out his years a drooling vegetable.
June 26, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Goredho said: Eh, that's a pretty big imbalance in fame for the blood magic to work. I think you'd wind up killing off Jason Bonham only to have Bonzo living out his years a drooling vegetable. Can I kill Wolfie Van Halen to give Eddie Van Halen another 30 years?
June 26, 20205 yr Author Here's one for all you guitarists out there. Arise, Stevie Ray! Begone to oblivion, JoBo!
June 30, 20205 yr Author Who would you off for Jimi Hendrix? To be of rough equivalence, it has to be someone who can have an argument for being on guitar's Mt Rushmore. I don't think I would trade Page and Zep's catalog, but I would probably off Clapton and Beck for a couple more decades of Jimi.
June 30, 20205 yr 23 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Here’s a question: would anyone trade Page for anyone? Nope but I'm keeping Clapton.
June 30, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, tbone_ said: Also I’d trade Ozzy for Randy. Not one of the heavy metal guitarists are worth an Ozzy.
June 30, 20205 yr Author 39 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Here’s a question: would anyone trade Page for anyone? I don’t think so. Zep’s body of work is too valuable and not just because there’s a kickass guitarist involved.
June 30, 20205 yr Author Passing each other on the Highway to Hell, say goodbye to Brian Johnson while welcoming back Bon Scott.
July 1, 20205 yr Author 58 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Anthony Keidis for Chris Cornell. That’s a good one!
July 1, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, CooterBrown said: Anthony Keidis for Chris Cornell. I would just turn around and give Eddie Vedder for Anthony.
July 1, 20205 yr Author 8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said: I would just turn around and give Eddie Vedder for Anthony. I would have to trade you for some shitty high school band’s talentless frontman. 14 hours ago, noharleyyet said: Bruce, Kanye, and Matthews plus a shit ton of bro-cuntrys for Duane and Greg.... How about we cram all of Lynyrd Skynyrd into that plane for a couple decades of the Allman Brothers “At Filmore East” lineup?
July 1, 20205 yr I’d bring back Jerry Garcia and kill off Justin Bieber. For a bonus, I’d bring back Brent Mydland and kill off every single bro country singer. With Jerry and Brent back, it would have been awesome to see where the Grateful Dead could have gone with the same lineup for 20 years and I could get rid of all the bro country bullshit that is a plague upon the country’s ears.
July 1, 20205 yr Pete Townshend for Jimi Hendrix Jon Bon Jovi for Ronnie James Dio Eddie Vedder for Layne Staley Sheryl Crow for Janis Joplin Justin Timberlake for Elvis Presley Kanye West for Eazy E
July 1, 20205 yr Solid indeed. Except I’d really like to keep Sheryl Crow. Can we swap Carrie Underwood for her?
July 1, 20205 yr 22 hours ago, tbone_ said: Here’s a question: would anyone trade Page for anyone? Go fuck yourself.
July 3, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, tbone_ said: Is that even a fair trade? If you include the value of all the gear Joe is hoarding, then yes. Edited July 3, 20205 yr by Deej
July 3, 20205 yr John Prine for Chris Stapleton. Waylon for Florida Georgia Line. Edited July 3, 20205 yr by Steel Shank
July 3, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Steel Shank said: John Prine for Chris Stapleton. Ok, I'll trade Steven Tyler to get Stapleton back.
July 3, 20205 yr On 6/26/2020 at 4:47 PM, jimmyjazz said: Not sure this meets your criteria, but it's close enough: I would trade Jason Bonham for John Bonham every day of the week. So even if we could get this one approved via the rock legacy exchange rate this is still a pretty fucked up request. "Hey Bonzo welcome back! Yeah we brought you back from the dead. All your old mates are still here, Pagey, Robert, JPJ, everybody except for...uh...your only son. We had to kill him to bring you back. In fact jimmyjazz is mutilating the body every day this week just to make sure the dark sorcery is permanent. Here are some sticks, care to play Fool In The Rain for us? Hey! Where you going? Bonzo! Bonzo?"
July 3, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, dimyh said: So even if we could get this one approved via the rock legacy exchange rate this is still a pretty fucked up request. "Hey Bonzo welcome back! Yeah we brought you back from the dead. All your old mates are still here, Pagey, Robert, JPJ, everybody except for...uh...your only son. We had to kill him to bring you back. In fact jimmyjazz is mutilating the body every day this week just to make sure the dark sorcery is permanent. Here are some sticks, care to play Fool In The Rain for us? Hey! Where you going? Bonzo! Bonzo?" Like any of the other trades are less sinister? I'll trade the greatest drummer in rock history for anyone.
July 5, 20205 yr I would bring back Adam Yauch for Kanye West so I could hear what the Beastie Boys would still be coming up with.
July 6, 20205 yr Tough one. I would probably bring back Jim Morrison, just so I could kill him off again.
July 8, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said: All of U2 for Frank Zappa. Why would you trade four steaks for a hot dog?
July 8, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said: Why would you trade four steaks for a hot dog? Cause I prefer a burnt weenie sandwich.
July 8, 20205 yr I'd be happy to trade Justin Bieber for anyone. Even Benny Mardones who I had never heard of until last week.
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