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Stripes.  Still funny.  Droll Bill Murray is so good. 
 

Army recruiter:  all right, now if you’ll just give Uncle Sam your autographs right here....
 

Winger:  Sammy, get well soon  

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Ohhhh...l wish I was a loofah.

I didn’t know they could do that. 

I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough medicine this morning...

we're not parking it, we're abandoning it 

I sure hope this is the mess hall...how's it going, Eisenhower?  

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it! 

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So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

27 minutes ago, Dewey said:

So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

Not a line but the look of pretend shock on Bill Murray’s face when Ox allows that he might have a ‘slight weight problem‘ kills me every time 

7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Ohhhh...l wish I was a loofah.

He ad Lib’d that line ha 

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The narrative parallels between Stripes and Full Metal Jacket make for a great double feature. 

Always loved how the film quality went to total shit during some scenes and wondered how/why that made it into the final cut.

Damn that mud wrestling scene captured my adolescent imagination #bonerjams

have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?  robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing. 

 Now, are either of you homosexuals?
 

No, but we are willing to learn. 

You mean, like, flaming, or...

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, but we are willing to learn. 

Whoops, outta order.  That's what I get for waking up too early.

Son of bitch, shit! 

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin 

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

No, but we are willing to learn. 

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

31 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

 

Da na na. Da na na. Da da -  da na na.

Ya know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been listening to his work for years."

And I think he's fabulous.  

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