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Are we allowed to 

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 Fuck me.  God has HAD IT with us!

 

You mean China has had it with us 

China huhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

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Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

Maybe that China travel ban should be extended a few centuries.

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just to be an ass I am making bacon tonight. 

And I'll be porking.

When they come for the bacon, I'll fight to the death...

NUKE THEIR FUCKING ASSES NOW!  Enough is enough and enough is to much!

I knew it. The minute someone started trying to de-fund the cops those fucking pigs would find a way to get back at us all.

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.  Definitely better than we deserved.  Cockroaches, the baton is passed.

good news is we locked it down early, no Chinese Pigs are allowed to fly to the U.S. without expressed consent from Secretary Templeton.  

CoVIC-20?
Lock this bitch up.
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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach
2020 is not remotely as satisfying as beating OU. 2020 is 365 black
saturdays.

Maybe we should call it a swine flu

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

42 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

No, it would be this football coach:

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If it were a football game, it would be this:

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better get her sty on lockdown.

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

China is still asshole!

That dude is awesome. I feel so bad for Hong Kong.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.

It's probably why they're always pissed off.

First page. Perhaps the Chinese government won't bork its containment this time.

Moves from pigs to humans you say?

Well fuck it I'm down for 5 bucks to the Vic Mackey Wreath Fund

5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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3 hours ago, LebongJames said:

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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

These 2 posts have me laughing more than it should. 

5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

China uhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

I bet it didn't come from a wet marker either...

4 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

And I'll be porking.

Did that before I started cooking. And still cooked Penne with bacon and steamed veggies. Shit, if we are going down I am going to eat well and get laid as much as possible. 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

It ain't the lack of pork. It is the lack of booze. 

I have a few ideas that have been tested tried and true.......goddamn pigs.....

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Better get here before November or nobody will care.

14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

Something I learned from television is that when someone has memory loss as a result of a traumatic brain injury, you can bring their memory back with another blow from the same object in comical fashion. This could work the same way. 

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

Very underrated post this is.  

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

Didn't they make this movie already....

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And I imagine the poor saps who come down with this and Covid simultaneously are particularly screwed.

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

Challenge accepted.

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