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#201
42 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, I think most posters know when we make a ghoulish joke at something like this we're totally not serious, and do have a level of sympathy for the victim.

Speak for yourself, bro.

#202
2 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Bonus points for working Himmler into this.  Doesn't seem possible.

Goddammit, stop with the Goering jokes! I'm gonna tell Uncle Hermann and its not Goring to be funny when he shows up. I'm warning you!.

Edited by Shoxthemonkey
fuck. Quoted the wrong post. NM

#203

Seriously, some of y'all are a Bore, Man.  

#205
3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

 

Her learn stealing from crazy man not work out; Himmler-n shooting girl in back not work out with jury.

Himmler? Barely even knew her!

#207
3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That or work on her zig zag running ability....  God we're a horrible group of people here.

Serpentine!!! Serpentine!!!!

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#209
19 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

She didn't wanna be Luftwaffe the list of people he despised

I have to admit--this thread is not in Mein Kampfort zone.

#210

Successfully completed the challenge, and all she's got Dachau for it is a nasty case of lead poisoning. 

#211
1 hour ago, Player said:

Successfully completed the challenge, and all she's got Dachau for it is a nasty case of lead poisoning. 

Last words were apparently, "Auschwitz, I've been shot."

Edited by Anastasis

#212
18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

At least she went in with body armor.

#213
so if kids ding dong ditched this aholes house and got shot, it would also be meh, if the kids didn't want to get shot, they shouldn't have trespassed and fucked with him.

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#214
Yeah, I think most posters know when we make a ghoulish joke at something like this we're totally not serious, and do have a level of sympathy for the victim.

Please allow me to introduce myself....
#220
8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Did your grandpa bomb pearl harbor?

Sadly my grandpa didn't pass along his knowledge of a highly regional language because it sounded "too much like german".  Didn't want his boys sounding like krauts after the war.  

An interesting phenomena post WWII. Pre WWII, there were are a lot of places in Texas where you might only hear German. 

https://www.thelocal.de/20180927/texas-german-the-last-days-of-a-dying-dialect

 

#221
20 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

Missed this the first time. No, I don't know how.

But let me get this straight, this woman's plan was to run up, complete a manual task requiring dexterity, then run away before anyone could catch her?

#222
15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Sadly my grandpa didn't pass along his knowledge of a highly regional language because it sounded "too much like german".  Didn't want his boys sounding like krauts after the war.  

An interesting phenomena post WWII. Pre WWII, there were are a lot of places in Texas where you might only hear German. 

https://www.thelocal.de/20180927/texas-german-the-last-days-of-a-dying-dialect

 

My great grandmother, Geman immigrant, babysat me a lot because my parents were so young. Legend has it I spoke German before I spoke english.

#223
20 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

Wow, the gun was definetly overkill. He could have hit her 3 times with a longbow during her retreat.

#224
44 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Missed this the first time. No, I don't know how.

But let me get this straight, this woman's plan was to run up, complete a manual task requiring dexterity, then run away before anyone could catch her?

Technically she didn't get caught afoot, but yes, you are correct on your assessment.

Edited by Iceman

#225
My great grandmother, Geman immigrant, babysat me a lot

You breed like rabbits. My grandparents were born in the 1880s.
#226
20 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Wow, the gun was definetly overkill. He could have hit her 3 times with a longbow during her retreat.

Definitely not a schnitzel girl...

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