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11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

sgt hulk started shit about generations.  take it up with him. 

 

i didn't miss the point either - someone might rationally decide that running off with a nazi flag is worth a punch in the face or a talking to from the cops.  that was his example. his example isn't at all what happened here. 

 

 

sgt dumbshit: gosh if kids learned that they'd get punched then maybe they wouldn't fuck with people's stuff

elfenix: even if people learned that punching was the result of fucking with people's stuff, that ain't what fucking happened here

sgt dumbshit: uh you're dumb

good going dude, great argument, lots of logic, maybe you and slorch could start a debate team. 

Bless your heart. I’m sorry I wasn’t aware of your mental disability. I retract my comments. Good luck to you fella 

It's only justifiable if he reasonably thought it was Himmler or Herr that was Göring to die.

(am I doing this right?)

34 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Hard to say. I am sure he looks at honor killings and is like "I don't totally agree with it but you can totally see why everyone is upset. I mean its totally understandable that if you are a woman and engage in behavior that is criminal or brings dishonor to your family you are going to be murdered or have acid in thrown in your face.  What is this so complicated for some people? " 

You basically said no one would be mad if the racist died, till you edited it. 

I guess you're okay with this same girl stealing your car and getting away, or better yet a family with only one car, and is thier only way of transportation. I mean if we're going the extra mile.

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bless your heart. I’m sorry I wasn’t aware of your mental disability. I retract my comments. Good luck to you fella 

go retreat to your blankey, it's ok onboard and chief ouray will keep stanning for you

27 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

You basically said no one would be mad if the racist died, till you edited it. 

I guess you're okay with this same girl stealing your car and getting away, or better yet a family with only one car, and is thier only way of transportation. I mean if we're going the extra mile.

Nope. That never happened.  Do you have a traumatic brain injury?  You have made this accusation against posters, who like me have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.  Everyone but you, the fucking retard in the room, agrees that the race or political motivation of the the thief and shooter should not change the outcome. You know that schizoaffective disorder can be controlled with medication?  You should see a DR.  Your life would be immeasurably improved if you weren't delusional and paranoid.  I mean, you would still be a fucking idiot but it would be better.

Edited by Cousin Strawberry
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3 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Please. Back in the day a real man would have chased the person down and beat the shit out of them with their fists. Now it’s a bunch of pussies with guns.

For the record I’m a 53 year old 7th generation Texan who owns a rifle, a shotgun, and two handguns...

You fucking gun nut

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

Fair enough, I read shot multiple times and assumed died. But I stand by my comments. Some of y'all are seriously disturbed. 

I'm feeling a little disappointed right now 

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

WTF is up with people who like to hang up flags of folks who got their asses thoroughly kicked?

Repped.  

10 hours ago, Iceman said:

WTF is up with an individual fucking with property of another individual with their mental imbalance already on full display?

Repped.  

18 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Nope. That never happened.  Do you have a traumatic brain injury?  You have made this accusation against posters, who like me have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.  Everyone but you, the fucking retard in the room, agrees that the race or political motivation of the the thief and shooter should not change the outcome. You know that schizoaffective disorder can be controlled with medication?  You should see a DR.  Your life would be immeasurably improved if you weren't delusional and paranoid.  I mean, you would still be a fucking idiot but it would be better.

Jim Carrey Ok GIF

9 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

Vic's wheelhouse.

10 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

She was ‘running’?

Yeah, fake news.  

26 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

Yeah she wasn’t running anywhere 

this is his mug.  komplett mit hitler moustache
 
nice trim buddy
 
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Imagine seeing this in the mirror and thinking "I'm a member of the master race."
34 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Just in case anyone was wondering
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She’s the big un on the right.

Involuntary squint eyes.  I hope that hospital has enough type O cream gravy to keep her alive during surgery.

15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Fixed that for you 

Lol.  Well done.  It’s great because I’m having a little nightcap and was like, wtf did I post?  

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol.  Well done.  It’s great because I’m having a little nightcap and was like, wtf did I post?  

What is a nightcap?

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

What is a nightcap?

For me, bourbon.  Nothing fancy.  Just neat.  Does the trick.  

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

For me, bourbon.  Nothing fancy.  Just neat.  Does the trick.  

Neat, I'd be there with ya, but I had a edible and i don't want to drink the hard stuff tonight.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I've had a traumatic brain injury.

I worked with schizophrenics in my past.

Come at me bro!

New motto?

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

For me, bourbon.  Nothing fancy.  Just neat.  Does the trick.  

Same here.

CHIEF

 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

I've had a traumatic brain injury.

I worked with schizophrenics in my past.So have I, me too. FIFY

Come at me bro!

CHIEF

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

I wouldn't have done that, but I'm out there trying not to get shot

Me either. Dude had a nazi flag out. You know what they are about. You don't solve that by stealing a flag. But you still solve it.

At first I was like how did she get shot that many times and survive.  Then I saw her and it all made sense.  Girl can eat some slugs.  And just about anything else.  

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

At first I was like how did she get shot that many times and survive.  Then I saw her and it all made sense.  Girl can eat some slugs.  And just about anything else.  

GloriousImpressionableHamster-size_restr

 

Can I interest you in a nightcap?

no thanks, I don’t wear them.  

7 hours ago, gmr548 said:
17 hours ago, 52-80 said:
this is his mug.  komplett mit hitler moustache
 
nice trim buddy
 
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Imagine seeing this in the mirror and thinking "I'm a member of the master race."

I think that is Chris Elliott

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this threads going exactly how i expected a surly thread to go with the same usual characters. 


Well, this part is certainly true.

This thread ends with Slorch hanging a Nazi flag at his house and daring us to steal it.

10 hours ago, Brothahorn said:


Well duh, you’re a Russian bot.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH  ^^^^Humor is always best when there's a kernel of ironic truth....

10 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve seen a lot of racist shit in my day, but I can’t recall ever seeing someone flying a nazi flag in front of their house.  Certainly not 2 nazi flags.

I’d recommend going to upstate NY, Missouri or southern Alabama. I saw a guys farm where he has a carved Reichstag eagle and swazi above his door.  

20 hours ago, Iceman said:

WTF is up with an individual fucking with property of another individual with their mental imbalance already on full display?

Do you even America bro?

People with mental issues are literally the only group it’s still ok to discriminate against, abuse or just plain harass. 

Pic of nazi and weapon used during shooting 

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too soon?

 

52 minutes ago, davidg said:

Pic of nazi and weapon used during shooting 

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too soon?

 

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr she blooooooooooows...........

21 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Yeah, meth labs are a standard feature in all Oklahoma homes. You can't even get listed on Zillow without one.

Yes, but it's a "primary" meth lab now.

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I've had a traumatic brain injury.

I worked with schizophrenics in my past.

 

Well, that ‘splains your presence here.... just like the rest of us assholes.

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

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Where’s the pole?

Otherwise, fake news.

13 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It wasn't Goering very well for her I guess

Bonus points for working Himmler into this.  Doesn't seem possible.

11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

For me, bourbon.  Nothing fancy.  Just neat.  Does the trick.  

Breakfast, lunch, & dinner... all at once:

 

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1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

Bonus points for working Himmler into this.  Doesn't seem possible.

This may not work out well for himmler her ?   I took a shot.....

29 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

This may not work out well for himmler her ?   I took a shot.....

 

32 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Bonus points for working Himmler into this.  Doesn't seem possible.

Her learn stealing from crazy man not work out; Himmler-n shooting girl in back not work out with jury.

Edited by Huckleberry

Seriously, hope the girl survives ok.... and takes this opportunity to slim down into a smaller target.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Seriously, hope the girl survives ok.... and takes this opportunity to slim down into a smaller target.

That or work on her zig zag running ability....  God we're a horrible group of people here.

8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Sadly, we're no worse, in fact possibly better than the majority of humans though I could be wrong. Hell maybe we are worse. However, with the variance of a few bot like and some overly emotional exceptions we largely have the intelligence to recognize the futility of rage yet acknowledge the depressing reality of the world. Which ultimately leads to a laugh or cry reaction, and mostly we choose to laugh at the insanity, stupidity and morbidity that surrounds us. 

I won't say it's a good reaction to laugh, but I personally prefer it to the equally pointless crying.

Yeah, I think most posters know when we make a ghoulish joke at something like this we're totally not serious, and do have a level of sympathy for the victim.

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