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29 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

Why are they claiming the Raiders, Niners and Cowboys titles?

exactly.  Dumbasses put the wrong years

 

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I’m going to dress up in my Service Dress Blues and picket in front of FedEx Field.  

Dan Snyder - My professional heritage is not your mascot!

(Who am I kidding… there’s no way I’m fitting into my SDBs)

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I’m going to dress up in my Service Dress Blues and picket in front of FedEx Field.  

Dan Snyder - My professional heritage is not your mascot!

(Who am I kidding… there’s no way I’m fitting into my SDBs)

Same here.  I think I can still get into my flight suit.  

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

Commodores would kick ass.

 

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Gotta admit that uniform scheme would be dope.

Mascot for the Commoders.

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OK, I am now announcing my personal nickname for them that will trigger many people, and WGAFS anyway.

Washington Commoders it is.
Will the intro song be a huge flushing sound? If so, I'm in one hunnert.

Such trash.  Those uni's are gawd awful.  Name on the jersey..... HAHHAHAHAAHAHAA

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Need a ruling. This sign has been bugging the shit out of me. What exactly is a military commander? Why wouldn’t you list the branch if that’s your angle. /no cr 

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"Comms Trade Jones"

"Steelers go down to Comms"

"Snyder says Comms ready to win"

I am going to hate this. Terrible choice.

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37 minutes ago, George said:

Need a ruling. This sign has been bugging the shit out of me. What exactly is a military commander? Why wouldn’t you list the branch if that’s your angle. /no cr 

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best bet....

 

Chabot was a Coast Guard Commander.

 

but I agree,  why not just say USCG Commander Chabot?

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Commanders seems awfully anti-equity and white supremecyish. 

Commies.

There.  Now e'ryone equal.

 

 

I like the Washington Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. 
 

who are we playing this weekend?  The Durrrrrrrrrrs

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

But they paid McKinsey $772,900 for focus groups and market research. Clearly Chase doesn’t understand marketing.

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

At least the W doesn’t look like Walgreens, like the baseball team.

Taco holder

080-TCHS12 Taco Holder - Holds 1 to 2 Tacos, Solid, Stainless Steel

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

best bet....

 

Chabot was a Coast Guard Commander.

 

but I agree,  why not just say USCG Commander Chabot?

I'm going with US Public Health Services Commander....

On 2/1/2022 at 11:17 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

So Washington Commanders and Cleveland Guardians. Sound like teams from a crummy movie that couldn't secure NFL rights. (And yes, I know Guardians is beisbol.)

I'm sure I'll get used to it but... yuck.

Of course, we already have the Titans and Jaguars, which are goofy names with that same feel.

 

I'm still trying to get used to the Oklahoma City Thunder. Somehow team owners are offered decent alternatives and choose the cheesiest one. 

39 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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… and give Sonny a couple of months to get his arm in shape and he’d probably be better than the clowns they roll out at QB these days.

Damn, he could spin it ..

13 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… and give Sonny a couple of months to get his arm in shape and he’d probably be better than the clowns they roll out at QB these days.

Damn, he could spin it ..

'Cause he didn't throw with his stomach.

Does Washington have the shittiest lineup of sports mascots in the country for a city with 3+ teams? I think maybe so, there isn’t a good one here:

Wizards- Stupid AF, 1990s rebrand you regret now

Nationals— This is non-offensive and also isn’t anything

Capitols— Washington is the capitol. This is also nothing. Best I can say is that it’s not terrible.

United— Fine, for soccer 

Commanders— Might this actually be one of the better ones in a terrible field?

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5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Does Washington have the shittiest lineup of sports mascots in the country for a city with 3+ teams? I think maybe so, there isn’t a good one here:

Wizards- Stupid AF, 1990s rebrand you regret now

Nationals— This is non-offensive and also isn’t anything

Capitols— Washington is the capitol. This is also nothing. Best I can say is that it’s not terrible.

United— Fine, for soccer 

Commanders— Might this actually be one of the better ones in a terrible field?

They had an opportunity to call the Nationals the “Greys” after the Negro League team. Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE wanted it.  Of course not. It’s Banal as that shitty stadium.

The Wizards suffer from the Kornheiser curse: they won’t win a championship until they go back to the Bullets.

11 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Who does?

Well, he used to...

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13 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

They had an opportunity to call the Nationals the “Greys” after the Negro League team. Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE wanted it.  Of course not. It’s Banal as that shitty stadium.

The Wizards suffer from the Kornheiser curse: they won’t win a championship until they go back to the Bullets.

“Les Boulez”

25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Capitols— Washington is the capitol. This is also nothing. Best I can say is that it’s not terrible.

Capitals. Washington is the Capital. Congress votes inside the Capitol 

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Capitals. Washington is the Capital. Congress votes inside the Capitol 

I think “Washington Capitals” is taken …

Simple. DC flag included.

 

 

 

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I was about 90% convinced they would select “Washington Titty Babies” as the name.  I am thoroughly disappointed I was wrong.

38 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

I was about 90% convinced they would select “Washington Titty Babies” as the name.  I am thoroughly disappointed I was wrong.

Go back and read the Cowboyz game threads and see if you reach a similar conclusion … 

4 hours ago, George said:

Need a ruling. This sign has been bugging the shit out of me. What exactly is a military commander? Why wouldn’t you list the branch if that’s your angle. /no cr 

 

I kind of agree, but he did put the Navy symbol on the sign at least

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3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

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If their mascot was Cobra Commander, I could get on board with this. 

19 hours ago, Zeus said:

So it's cowboys and commanders 

Sounds like a 70s ghey porn movie....

17 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

They had an opportunity to call the Nationals the “Greys” after the Negro League team. Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE wanted it.  Of course not. It’s Banal as that shitty stadium.

The Wizards suffer from the Kornheiser curse: they won’t win a championship until they go back to the Bullets.

Greys was the best choice, and it was an own goal not to pick it. 
 

Wizards is just awful. The fantasy and sports world overlap starts to shrink rapidly after kids turn 12. 

17 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

They had an opportunity to call the Nationals the “Greys” after the Negro League team. Everyone, I mean, EVERYONE wanted it.  Of course not. It’s Banal as that shitty stadium.

The Wizards suffer from the Kornheiser curse: they won’t win a championship until they go back to the Bullets.

Greys was the best choice, and it was an own goal not to pick it. 
 

Wizards is just awful. The fantasy and sports world overlap starts to shrink rapidly after kids turn 12. 

18 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

('Cause he didn't throw with his stomach.)

 

Who does?

Sometimes I forget that, like some of us, not everybody has been around forever.

"And Jurgensen, who played to 40? He was similarly flip when tweaked for having the sort of belly that suggested he might swill a few beers. "I throw with my arm, not my stomach," he scoffed."

18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Does Washington have the shittiest lineup of sports mascots in the country for a city with 3+ teams? I think maybe so, there isn’t a good one here:

Wizards- Stupid AF, 1990s rebrand you regret now

Nationals— This is non-offensive and also isn’t anything

Capitols— Washington is the capitol. This is also nothing. Best I can say is that it’s not terrible.

United— Fine, for soccer 

Commanders— Might this actually be one of the better ones in a terrible field?

I mean, Bullets, Redskins, and Senators were pretty lame too. Bears, Cubs, Bulls is kind of boring too, there's just some cool history there that makes them good now. BlackHawks are probably going to need to change soon too since nobody there has any connection to Chief BlackHawk or the Sauk people. Pretty hard to say you have respect for the indigenous history of your geography when you literally removed them by force.

I still think they should have gone with D.C. The D.C. Commanders has better alliteration and rolls off the tongue better. 

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1 hour ago, Royale with cheese said:

Sometimes I forget that, like some of us, not everybody has been around forever.

"And Jurgensen, who played to 40? He was similarly flip when tweaked for having the sort of belly that suggested he might swill a few beers. "I throw with my arm, not my stomach," he scoffed."

Sonny was very well known in many area watering holes.  He was the personification of 60s NFL.  Live hard, play hard, and keep an eye open for the headhunters on Sunday afternoons.

Sonny was very well known in many area watering holes.  He was the personification of 60s NFL.  Live hard, play hard, and keep an eye open for the headhunters on Sunday afternoons.

I remember Sonny Jorgensen smoking a Chesterfield on the sideline during timeouts
12 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I remember Sonny Jorgensen smoking a Chesterfield on the sideline during timeouts

You got GREAT eyes!

I don't know what the hell that SA football shirt is, but I'll take one (for free).

On 2/3/2022 at 11:29 AM, 'stache said:

I mean, Bullets, Redskins, and Senators were pretty lame too. Bears, Cubs, Bulls is kind of boring too, there's just some cool history there that makes them good now. BlackHawks are probably going to need to change soon too since nobody there has any connection to Chief BlackHawk or the Sauk people. Pretty hard to say you have respect for the indigenous history of your geography when you literally removed them by force.

I still think they should have gone with D.C. The D.C. Commanders has better alliteration and rolls off the tongue better. 

Not sure this is true.  Just think of the Germans, Japanese and/or Viet Cong.  We killed the fuck out of those mofos by the bushel, but can still respect them for being the obstinate bastards they are.  😉

For those that were in the Navy, the first NFL event when the Kansas City Chiefs play against the Washington Commanders…. That will be a Chiefs mess vs Wardroom event!!!!

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Washington Commanders defensive tackle Jonathan Allen apologized for a since-deleted tweet in which he said Adolf Hitler was one of three people living or dead with whom he'd like to have dinner.

Allen, Washington's nominee for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award for the second consecutive year, had told his nearly 68,000 Twitter followers early Wednesday morning to "Ask me anything." One of them asked which three people, dead or alive, would he want to have at the dinner table. Allen responded by saying his "granddad, hitler and michael jackson."

When asked to explain Hitler, he said in a tweet also since deleted, "He's a military genius and I love military tactics but honestly I would want to pick his brain as to why he did what he did. I'm also assuming that the people I've chosen have to answer all my questions honestly."

Lulz. You have to be one dumb motherfucker to think that tweeting out to the world that the Hitdawg is one of 3 people you'd most like to have dinner with is going to be anything other than a disaster. Even Michael Jackson would think thats reprehensible and he diddled little boys. 

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