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I'm confused or possibly colorblind. So both Michigan and South Carolina hate Ohio? Wouldn't South Carolina hate North Carolina? Why would Alaska hate Texas?

Edited by mdmost

I didn't know this until I spent a week up there but Alaskans really do hate Texas. I experienced way more shit talking there than I do hanging out in Dallas the Friday night before the RRS. 

Arkansas, Louisiana, and Mississippi all hate Bama.  Guess Texas isn't SEC country after all.  Poor aggy

Wonder how close the voting was between Oklahoma and California. 

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm confused or possibly colorblind. So both Michigan and South Carolina hate Ohio? Wouldn't South Carolina hate North Carolina? Why would Alaska hate Texas?

S Carolina hate for Ohio is football based...  or maybe they have strong feelings about chili.

I am actually pretty stunned Colorado didnt go with Texas vs California.   Maybe things have changed in the last 10 years, but I felt a lot of animosity letting a Coloradan I was from Texas, and I know my grandparents had issues (they bought a place to spend summers in Colorado, winters in Hurst)

I'm confused or possibly colorblind. So both Michigan and South Carolina hate Ohio? Wouldn't South Carolina hate North Carolina? Why would Alaska hate Texas?

I’ve been to Myrtle beach a few times and its 90% Ohio license plates that aren’t SC plates, and we know how popular Ohioans are on here

1 hour ago, Bash Riprock said:

Oh ya? Fuck you too, Alaska.

Be careful or they'll divide in two and make Texas the third largest state. 

Everyone anywhere near us hates us.  I’m almost surprised California is at the top of everyone’s list.  I hate a lot about us.  But what I love, I REALLY love.

55 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I didn't know this until I spent a week up there but Alaskans really do hate Texas. I experienced way more shit talking there than I do hanging out in Dallas the Friday night before the RRS. 

Maybe it’s an oil thing?

21 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am actually pretty stunned Colorado didnt go with Texas vs California.

This.  

57 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm confused or possibly colorblind. So both Michigan and South Carolina hate Ohio? Wouldn't South Carolina hate North Carolina? Why would Alaska hate Texas?

I stayed at a campground near Denali and the hostess was from Mule-fucking-shoe Texas.  Said she hated Texas.  

I'm colorblind and I hate this fucking test. Would it be so hard for them to include a written list? I guess it was.

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6 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

I stayed at a campground near Denali and the hostess was from Mule-fucking-shoe Texas.  Said she hated Texas.  

Home of Lincoln Riley

12 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

California still pissed about '04 and '05 I see.

I’m not pissed about 2010 and 2014. 

You're the part of California that's really not rated in polls like these. No offense. 

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I’m not pissed about 2010 and 2014. 

Sorry to disappoint you but I have no memory of 2010-2020. Did we play you in something ?

I'm colorblind too but that can't be right.  I lived in Hawaii for a few years and they hate everyone from the mainland.  

 

Was in Irvine in 2006 when we played West Va in the sweet 16. 4 of us walked into a huge bar and were the only Horns there. Got immediately boo’ed by 200 bar patrons; many West Va fans but most were Texas-hating OC types. Fuck that place.

Carry on.

43 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Be careful or they'll divide in two and make Texas the third largest state. 

Well once global warming really kicks in and Alaska melts Texas will be back on top.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I’ve been to Myrtle beach a few times and its 90% Ohio license plates that aren’t SC plates, and we know how popular Ohioans are on here

This is the correct answer on SC hating Ohio

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Maybe it’s an oil thing?

It's the fact that they are actually the biggest state in the the union but nobody ever remembers that.  That said, fuck OU and California...no offense.  Like you said California would be great if it weren't for all the Californians.

New Mexico hates Texas.....but yet they survive because of TexasJennifer Lawrence Ok GIF

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am actually pretty stunned Colorado didnt go with Texas vs California.   Maybe things have changed in the last 10 years, but I felt a lot of animosity letting a Coloradan I was from Texas, and I know my grandparents had issues (they bought a place to spend summers in Colorado, winters in Hurst)

A metric fuckton of Californians have in to Colorado over the past 10 years. They're definitely hated more. Us Texans are easily second though (wife is a native Coloradoan).

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I am actually pretty stunned Colorado didnt go with Texas vs California.   Maybe things have changed in the last 10 years, but I felt a lot of animosity letting a Coloradan I was from Texas, and I know my grandparents had issues (they bought a place to spend summers in Colorado, winters in Hurst)

In the late 00s I saw a bumper sticker in Colorado Springs that said something like “God, I’ll stop complaining about the Texans.  Just stop sending the Californians.” 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

It's the fact that they are actually the biggest state in the the union but nobody ever remembers that.  That said, fuck OU and California...no offense.  Like you said California would be great if it weren't for all the Californians.

I hate Californians (my many friends excluded).  But I love California.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'm confused or possibly colorblind. So both Michigan and South Carolina hate Ohio? Wouldn't South Carolina hate North Carolina? Why would Alaska hate Texas?

Have you ever been to Ohio?  It sucks.  Not sure why SC would hate Ohio for CFB.  They've never lost to us.  Perhaps they're still chapped about our coach punching their LB?  That was 1978, Guys.  Let it go.

Every State's least favorite State

 

Normally I would have guessed Texas State or maybe Tarleton State, but Sul Ross State surely jumped to the top last week.

I hate everything East of downtown Houston. I would rather drive to California than fly anywhere East. Hell, I'd rather drive to California than to Lafayette,  La. I have a particularly strong dislike for anything Louisiana.

 

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

A metric fuckton of Californians have in to Colorado over the past 10 years. They're definitely hated more. Us Texans are easily second though (wife is a native Coloradoan).

People in Denver/Boulder hate both, but Texas more. People in the rest of Colorado hate California. 

You could guess why

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Lulz Arkansas and Oklahoma hate us and love us. Almost the whole SEC loves Flawda. 

And we love Louisiana. I'm partial to it myself but I'd probably say Colorado. 

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Lulz Arkansas and Oklahoma hate us and love us. Almost the whole SEC loves Flawda. 
And we love Louisiana. I'm partial to it myself but I'd probably say Colorado. 
Arkansas hates Alabama.
2 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:
9 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:
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Lulz Arkansas and Oklahoma hate us and love us. Almost the whole SEC loves Flawda. 
And we love Louisiana. I'm partial to it myself but I'd probably say Colorado. 

Arkansas hates Alabama.

That's newfangled hate. I guarantee you everybody over 40 would say Texas without skipping a beat. 

"Every state's favorite other state'

 - Minnesota likes Canada

Shit, did I miss something in quarantine? Does this mean no tariffs on maple syrup or Canadian Bacon? Is defunding the police really about transitioning to Mounties?

 

1 hour ago, Bash Riprock said:
1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:
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Lulz Arkansas and Oklahoma hate us and love us. Almost the whole SEC loves Flawda. 
And we love Louisiana. I'm partial to it myself but I'd probably say Colorado. 

Arkansas hates Alabama.

Wisconsin's favorite state is Minnesota? There's zero chance

Texas' favorite state is Texas.

Fuck the rest of y'all... and yeah, if Florida can hate Florida.

Edited by slorch

Iowa hating Nebraska (and vice versa) is spot on accurate.

Iowa liking Minnesota?  No fucking way.  Anecdotally, it would be Wisconsin or Colorado long before Minnesota.  It's like a northern version of Texas, except the people pretend to be all "aw shucks jeez dontcha know" instead of owning their arrogance outright.

Edited by Al_4_ISU

26 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Iowa hating Nebraska (and vice versa) is spot on accurate.

Iowa liking Minnesota?  No fucking way.  Anecdotally, it would be Wisconsin or Colorado long before Minnesota.  It's like a northern version of Texas, except the people pretend to be all "aw shucks jeez dontcha know" instead of owning their arrogance outright.

States that I do like: Colorado, New Mexico, Louisiana.

States that I do not like: Oklahoma, New Jersey, Mississippi.

I've never been to Iowa and am therefore agnostic about the concept, but you seem cool.

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