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#1151

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.
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    Fantasy football/baseball/basketball/hockey.  If you have to follow professional sports pick a team.  Who has time for all that other nonsense that goes along with fantasy sports.

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#1155

BTW, what exactly do you mean by “you people?”  He’d pass anywhere but church in my little town (or a pasture-grassburrs!)

#1156
3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.
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This guy is dragging prime water polo MILF strange.  Maybe you need to re-think your wardrobe. 

#1158
2 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

BTW, what exactly do you mean by “you people?”  He’d pass anywhere but church in my little town (or a pasture-grassburrs!)

I think you answered your own question.

#1159
4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You got busted taking that picture by the Squatty Potty lady at 2:00.

I just noticed that.  Lulz.

#1160
15 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I don't get you people. This guy is dating one of the moms on our water polo team. Burnt orange shirt, cargo shorts, flip flops, and a cowboy hat. FFS.
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That's Jim Dickens. 

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#1165
On 8/4/2021 at 6:27 PM, elfenix said:

Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.

More than once in years past I've seen portacans that had signs that stated " No Eating or Food in PortaCan".  Haven't seen one in many years though.

#1166
On 8/17/2021 at 3:32 PM, tbone_ said:

Why do I feel like the LLWS has some sliminess involved that regular old little league back in the day didn’t have?

Because you touch yourself?

#1168
1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

Sucks to be you....

#1171
I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

You sound like an asshole.
#1172
5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You must have really ugly legs and feet

Me, my feet are OK but my legs are hideous stems.

#1173
I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).
You probably don't have a lifted F-350 either
#1174

How the fuck is Baseball not even in the post season yet??? My God, even basketball is about to fucking start. I’m sure it’s always been like this, but I honestly forgot baseball was even going on still until I heard radio people taking about it earlier…

#1177

I'll never understand why they call it "latin" America. The ancient Italian tribe never set foot in the new world. If you're going to tell me language, is France "latin" Europe? Is America "germanic" America? I'm also drinking.

#1178
7 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I'll never understand why they call it "latin" America. The ancient Italian tribe never set foot in the new world. If you're going to tell me language, is France "latin" Europe? Is America "germanic" America? I'm also drinking.

Because we speak Latin. Man, you’re dumb. 

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#1184
24 minutes ago, Paco said:
1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:
Quid? 

Bout a buck thirty eight

Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 

#1185
Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 
That's 2 quid
#1186
Just now, Paco said:
4 minutes ago, nnm said:
Cmon man, the answer is always tree fiddy, regardless of the posted exchange rate. 

That's 2 quid

$7 is quad quid. 

#1188
3 hours ago, Paco said:

This is why I don't like the metric system.

I thought it was because your wife couldn't do the conversion & never understood why you kept saying "Babe, it's 10 cm".

#1189
On 9/15/2021 at 4:23 PM, formermav43 said:

I don’t own a single pair of flip flops, a fishing shirt, or any casual shorts (I have 2 pair for athletic stuff).

You on the left? 

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#1192

Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I hate listening to coach/owner/GM interviews.  Don't get me wrong.  I get the importance of, say, a press conference.  I'm speaking mainly to sports radio.  I'd prefer the, "Here's a couple of things the coach said to me that are important" over 20 mins of "blah, blah, blah.  We need to play better.  I have confidence in the QB.  The other team is really good.  Etc..."  

#1195

Best served hot.  

#1199
23 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Female comedians. 

The ones their industry props up like Amy Schumer, Nikki Glazer, and Whitney Cummings, the ones that get insisted upon.  They are not funny.  Amy is a joke thief, Nikki isn't funny, and Whitney is but she reduces herself to the lowest form of comedy---being gross to get cheap laughs.  

Meanwhile, comics like Maria Bamford, Rachel Feinstein, and Iliza Schlesinger are fucking hiliarious who churn out brilliant new set after brilliant new set year after year, and also write for other comics/shows/specials and they get no advancement because they don't play the bullshit game like the first group.  

Ali Wong couldn't hold Tig Notaro's jock strap.  Tiffany Haddish is a funny comedic actress, not a standup.  Sarah Silverman is the most overrated cunt in the business.  

And all of 'em together aren't worth one Chelsea Peretti.  

#1200

Anjelah Johnson is outstanding.  Old school, you have Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, Ball, Burnett, Roseanne was great before she blew up(literally/figuratively).  I'd take all of these over the likes of McDonald, Hart, Cook, etc... 

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