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#1401
18 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

It's better to take pics of your food before it goes in rather than after it comes out

Don't kink shame me.

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#1404
22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, I agree with all that in principle, but fuck all connections at PHX, and most of them at CLT.

Hartsfield says hi. Hate that fucking place

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#1405
Flying out of LAX tomorrow. Wife and I are flying SWA to Vegas, daughter is on AA to London. We’ve flown in and out of there before. It’s big and a bit of a pain, so we just allow time.

aight

Having a pleasant cup of coffee 1:50 before our flight departs. Walked in, did bag drop in 5 mins (have a checked bag because we schlepped a bunch of bbq to our family trip), nobody in TSA line…from getting off the rental shuttle to having. A cup of coffee, maybe 20 mins? Super easy.
Of course, the girl is flying international out of terminal 4…and is already at HER gate. About as easy an airport experience as you can have.
#1406
50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Having a pleasant cup of coffee 1:50 before our flight departs. Walked in, did bag drop in 5 mins (have a checked bag because we schlepped a bunch of bbq to our family trip), nobody in TSA line…from getting off the rental shuttle to having. A cup of coffee, maybe 20 mins? Super easy.
Of course, the girl is flying international out of terminal 4…and is already at HER gate. About as easy an airport experience as you can have.

 

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#1407
1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

Hartsfield says hi. Hate that fucking place

I fly into and out of ATL Hartsfield 2 to 3 times a month as a connector from SHV. For me, of all of the multiple airports, domestic and international, I find it to be the easiest to navigate.

#1409
6 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

It's better to take pics of your food before it goes in rather than after it comes out

An absolute shit take.

#1410
16 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

I fly into and out of ATL Hartsfield 2 to 3 times a month as a connector from SHV. For me, of all of the multiple airports, domestic and international, I find it to be the easiest to navigate.

I can't stand ATL because it's one long row and if you are at T and need to get to A or whatever, it takes forever. The only worse set up for me in that regard is CVG which makes you walk 2 miles before taking a train, all in the same direction.

#1411
1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

I can't stand ATL because it's one long row and if you are at T and need to get to A or whatever, it takes forever. The only worse set up for me in that regard is CVG which makes you walk 2 miles before taking a train, all in the same direction.

CVG is indeed a mind-boggling design. 

#1412
On 7/12/2025 at 11:28 AM, Ghost of NMAS said:

It's better to take pics of your food before it goes in rather than after it comes out

Hanging out on Shaggy again?

#1415

All-Star games at the pro level.

Name your all-pros and let them earn their bonuses.  Give them and their families a nice trip.  Don't play a fucking game though.

Awards show at end of season is cool too.  Don't play a mixed roster fucking game though. It ain't remotely the same.

#1416
17 hours ago, Iceman said:

All-Star games at the pro level.

Name your all-pros and let them earn their bonuses.  Give them and their families a nice trip.  Don't play a fucking game though.

Awards show at end of season is cool too.  Don't play a mixed roster fucking game though. It ain't remotely the same.

Before baseball had interleague play, it was cool. Now, it's pointless. 

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#1419

The fact that "streamers" are wildly popular multi-millionaire celebs.  Had no idea who this dude was, till he showed up at the MLS all-star game and everyone under the age of 20 was taking pics of him:

 

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IShowSpeed.

Ok.  I don't get it.  I guess I'm at may old man yelling at clouds stage now.

#1420
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that "streamers" are wildly popular multi-millionaire celebs.  Had no idea who this dude was, till he showed up at the MLS all-star game and everyone under the age of 20 was taking pics of him:

 

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IShowSpeed.

Ok.  I don't get it.  I guess I'm at may old man yelling at clouds stage now.

I get it. I mean, also don’t get it.

 

I remember the first time I heard someone’s tweet quoted as “news”. I remember thinking oh, wow, someone said something, who gives a flying fuck. Why the fuck is this news?

 

I also remember thinking that I was probably in for a whole lot of not getting whatever was going on from that point forward. A lot of things these days make me think of this quote:

 

“You always own the option of having no opinion. There is never any need to get worked up or to trouble your soul about things you can’t control. These things are not asking to be judged by you. Leave them alone.” — Marcus Aurelius

#1421
43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The fact that "streamers" are wildly popular multi-millionaire celebs.  Had no idea who this dude was, till he showed up at the MLS all-star game and everyone under the age of 20 was taking pics of him:

 

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IShowSpeed.

Ok.  I don't get it.  I guess I'm at may old man yelling at clouds stage now.

Totally agree with this. I think I'm more confused as to how they became famous than why they're famous right now. This guy and another guy Kai Cenat. They started off their streaming careers just reacting to videos he saw online. Simple as that. Didn't star in a movie, didn't sing any song, didn't get really good at a video game, he just posted his reaction to other people's content and became a celebrity.

Other streamers had to be really good at something like Ninja, Dr Disrespect, shroud, etc. 

#1422

Well we entered a world at some point in the past where you could be famous just for being famous.

Prior to that, you actually had to have done something.

#1426
3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Clicks seem to be the new “currency” of Generation Z.

It’s not just gen Z. It’s everywhere. The ability to get people to tune in to you moves the needle for everything now. 

#1427
3 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Totally agree with this. I think I'm more confused as to how they became famous than why they're famous right now. This guy and another guy Kai Cenat. They started off their streaming careers just reacting to videos he saw online. Simple as that. Didn't star in a movie, didn't sing any song, didn't get really good at a video game, he just posted his reaction to other people's content and became a celebrity.

Other streamers had to be really good at something like Ninja, Dr Disrespect, shroud, etc. 

Apparently there are AI generated influencers now. They aren't even real. The AI likeness is pictured at some event and get a bunch of follows and likes and the sponsors start rolling in. 

 

#1428
On 7/15/2025 at 2:09 PM, Iceman said:

All-Star games at the pro level.

Name your all-pros and let them earn their bonuses.  Give them and their families a nice trip.  Don't play a fucking game though.

Awards show at end of season is cool too.  Don't play a mixed roster fucking game though. It ain't remotely the same.

I don't know about the other ones, but the MLB ASG proceeds all go to the players' union pension fund.  Back when they started it, it was the sole source of funding.  

But you're not wrong, and some of the other leagues are starting to agree.  The NHL clearly found the magic alternative with the 4 Nations tournament.

 

 

#1429

I don't get the recent obsession with trying to force sports into places designed for other sports. Like bowl games in baseball stadiums and this baseball field inside a NASCAR track. The views look terrible and I don't get the appeal, like at all. "Cool, it's a race track, but with baseball." The only version of this that makes sense is NHL in baseball and football stadiums becasue it seems cool to play a cold weather sport outside...in cold weather. This is just stupid imo.

 

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#1430
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I don't get the recent obsession with trying to force sports into places designed for other sports. Like bowl games in baseball stadiums and this baseball field inside a NASCAR track. The views look terrible and I don't get the appeal, like at all. "Cool, it's a race track, but with baseball." The only version of this that makes sense is NHL in baseball and football stadiums becasue it seems cool to play a cold weather sport outside...in cold weather. This is just stupid imo.

 

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It’s “turnt up” and that is all you need to know and accept. 

#1431
On 7/24/2025 at 11:26 AM, Brisketexan said:

The fact that "streamers" are wildly popular multi-millionaire celebs.  Had no idea who this dude was, till he showed up at the MLS all-star game and everyone under the age of 20 was taking pics of him:

 

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IShowSpeed.

Ok.  I don't get it.  I guess I'm at may old man yelling at clouds stage now.

I was in the north end behind the goal.  Kids were going nuts about this guy the whole time - much more so than for the soccer players.  There was even a middle school aged pitch invader that ran out there looking for the Speed fella.

 

#1432
On 7/15/2025 at 3:09 PM, Iceman said:

All-Star games at the pro level.

Name your all-pros and let them earn their bonuses.  Give them and their families a nice trip.  Don't play a fucking game though.

Awards show at end of season is cool too.  Don't play a mixed roster fucking game though. It ain't remotely the same.

I know they couldn't do it for liability reasons, but would be cool if the NFL All-Stars did a Superstars-type competition. Running, some field events, cycling, swimming, kayak, add in home run derby, long drive, 3-point shootout, etc. End it with the old obstacle course with rope, wall, blocking sled, hurdles. 

Get Renaldo Nehemiah out of retirement to whip all their asses.

#1434
5 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

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Only one still from there need be posted. 

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#1435
Only one still from there need be posted. 

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Lynda Carter not being featured in themes pics will merit the death penalty in the future Dictatorship of Brisketexan.
#1436
On 7/25/2025 at 5:00 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

I know they couldn't do it for liability reasons, but would be cool if the NFL All-Stars did a Superstars-type competition. Running, some field events, cycling, swimming, kayak, add in home run derby, long drive, 3-point shootout, etc. End it with the old obstacle course with rope, wall, blocking sled, hurdles. 

Get Renaldo Nehemiah out of retirement to whip all their asses.

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#1438

When we make our mortgage payment, I get an email updating me on the available equity to get a loan.

What the fuck is wrong with people?  I mean lenders and homeowners alike.

#1439

Why do drivers who are turning left into oncoming traffic on a road with 3 lanes always choose the lane my car is traveling in? There are two empty lanes they can merge into. Why do they do this at very low speeds necessitating that I quickly brake to not ram into them? Why do they normally do this in front of me when there's no one behind me for at least 30 to a minute? I swear driving in Dallas is having to navigate morons who are relying on you to do the right thing since they don't plan on doing it. 

#1443

I dont understand how that, instead of being a one-off occurence, it is now basically a permanent situation that Apple products are sold cheaper through 3rd party retail channels (best buy, amazon, costco, amazon, etc) than through the apple store itself. 
 

Also theres 4 different current lines of iPads and if you go through those stores theyre still selling new stock that are 2 or 3 generations old, so effectively there are like 8-12 different ipads. 

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#1444

who decided it was fashionable for ladies to only tuck in about a third of their shirt in front?

It looks like your drunk ass just walked out of the bathroom at 3AM and that was the best you could do.

Maybe that is the appeal...to appear injured.

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#1445
1 hour ago, Iceman said:

who decided it was fashionable for ladies to only tuck in about a third of their shirt in front?

It looks like your drunk ass just walked out of the bathroom at 3AM and that was the best you could do.

Maybe that is the appeal...to appear injured.

I always assumed this trend started when some influencer or celebrity did exactly what you described and then played it off as a new fashion.   Looks exactly like you took a shit and did not properly adjust your shirt afterward.

#1446
1 hour ago, Iceman said:

who decided it was fashionable for ladies to only tuck in about a third of their shirt in front?

It looks like your drunk ass just walked out of the bathroom at 3AM and that was the best you could do.

Maybe that is the appeal...to appear injured.

I always thought it was an effort to show "Hey, I have a flat enough stomach to tuck this in!". Similar to the trend now at gyms where a woman with an ample size butt will tuck their shirt in the back but let the front part of the shirt hang out.

#1449
15 hours ago, Iceman said:

who decided it was fashionable for ladies to only tuck in about a third of their shirt in front?

It looks like your drunk ass just walked out of the bathroom at 3AM and that was the best you could do.

Maybe that is the appeal...to appear injured.

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