August 1, 20214 yr On 7/20/2021 at 6:41 AM, Onboard 2.0 said: Well.... he's dead so ya' can't ask him. Seriously, if he wanted to be a normal musician he'd have been mainstream successful beyond belief IMO (not that that's the true mark of success). An incredible musical talent, and smart as a mother fucker. the phrase smart as a mother fucker
August 2, 20214 yr On 7/30/2021 at 11:17 PM, Scheiss Meister said: People who drive duallies that obviously have never been used for any kind of work. Perfectly clean, waxed, tires shiny, immaculate interior. What the fuck? They're work trucks. Ha ha my ex tried to talk me into buying her a Dodge Ram Dually once. I just laughed at her. Edited August 2, 20214 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
August 2, 20214 yr On 7/31/2021 at 5:59 PM, mininghorn88 said: Veterans, especially combat vets, get a pass. This. Fuck you if you don't "get it"
August 3, 20214 yr Yep, June, 1967. Mrs. Brat attended the parochial school there and then went to Taylor High School. She is a Fightin’ Taylor Duck and former drum majorette of the Taylor HS Band. I married a drum majorette too.Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
August 3, 20214 yr Yep, June, 1967. Mrs. Brat attended the parochial school there and then went to Taylor High School. She is a Fightin’ Taylor Duck and former drum majorette of the Taylor HS Band. I married a drum majorette too.Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
August 3, 20214 yr On 7/31/2021 at 2:39 PM, Patricio Swayze said: People who put “Air Force Retired” or the like on the back of their vehicle. So what? You don’t see mechanical engineers doing that. I’ll put whatever I can to get out of tickets. Knew a dude that worked for the fire department just in a desk capacity. His manager gave him a sticker to put in his car and he got out of tickets all the damn time.
August 3, 20214 yr 21 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: I’ll put whatever I can to get out of tickets. Knew a dude that worked for the fire department just in a desk capacity. His manager gave him a sticker to put in his car and he got out of tickets all the damn time. Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work. You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there.
August 3, 20214 yr 17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work. You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there. I blame the Village People.
August 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work. You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there. Did you get lots of dates?
August 3, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Define "date"...... Some do it for ca$h, some do it for dinner, others do it for new appliances.
August 4, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: Did you get lots of dates? Took lots of "breathalyzer" tests
August 4, 20214 yr Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.
August 4, 20214 yr 32 minutes ago, elfenix said: Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid. Reminds me of people who just keep their toothbrush out in the open in their bathroom in a cup or counter by the toilet.
August 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 33 minutes ago, elfenix said: Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.
August 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Lobo said: Reminds me of people who just keep their toothbrush out in the open in their bathroom in a cup or counter by the toilet. What kind of heathens don't have their toilet in a separate room?
August 6, 20214 yr On 8/4/2021 at 8:00 PM, Zeus said: Would've been cooler if you had seen this... NSFW or Kids Spoiler
August 10, 20214 yr How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever. Fight me.
August 10, 20214 yr On 8/4/2021 at 7:00 PM, Zeus said: I struggle to believe this is real. I mean, what the fuck? I wouldn't even wipe my ass with toilet paper I dropped on a public restroom floor...
August 10, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, deadshank said: Fight me. You have yet to tell your reading audience exactly how big a boy you are.
August 10, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said: You have yet to tell your reading audience exactly how big a boy you are. Big enough, short stack. (6’ 3” / 250 lbs. but not as bad ass as @futureman ) Edited August 10, 20214 yr by deadshank
August 10, 20214 yr 34 minutes ago, deadshank said: Big enough, short stack. (6’ 3” / 250 lbs. but not as bad ass as @futureman ) nobody is.
August 10, 20214 yr 48 minutes ago, deadshank said: How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever. Fight me. (SEE: Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan). Bob's my man but jeebus his voice can sting.
August 11, 20214 yr Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?
August 11, 20214 yr I going to check my hot water heater while I ponder the question of assless chaps
August 11, 20214 yr 27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I going to check my hot water heater while I ponder the question of assless chaps Please get back to me as soon as possible. This is important shit.
August 11, 20214 yr On 8/10/2021 at 12:11 PM, deadshank said: How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever. Fight me. Do you like Johnny Cash?
August 11, 20214 yr 8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: Do you like Johnny Cash? Sure. Johnny Cash's voice sounds like angels compared to LW.
August 11, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Rudiger said: Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion? assless chaps are for sexytime. regular chaps are for riding horses.
August 11, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Your Mom said: People who call fucking “sexytime.” Username checks out.
August 12, 20214 yr On 8/28/2020 at 12:01 PM, Patricio Swayze said: I don’t get smoking, but I especially don’t get people who smoke in their cars and houses. I guess they just resigned to the reality that everything they own will smell like burnt assholes? Are you speaking from experience?
August 12, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I going to check my hot water heater while I ponder the question of assless chaps Are you Cheech or Chong?
August 12, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, Your Mom said: People who call fucking “sexytime.” Is "toad in the hole" acceptable?
August 12, 20214 yr On 8/11/2021 at 8:26 AM, Rudiger said: Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion? Never understood this either
August 13, 20214 yr Just now, Cheeseweasel said: Are those assless chaps? Just remember, the rose goes in front big guy....
August 13, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said: Just remember, the rose goes in front big guy....
August 13, 20214 yr On 8/11/2021 at 8:26 AM, Rudiger said: Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion? Most younger chaps have asses, but as you age you get like Hank Hill and catch noassatallitis. Most old chaps are assless chaps.
August 13, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said: Most younger chaps have asses, but as you age you get like Hank Hill and catch noassatallitis. Most old chaps are assless chaps. Chaps with asses are called pants.
August 13, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, ABSR said: Chaps with asses are called pants. i just normally called those dudes Brits.
August 13, 20214 yr For you guys that wear multiple rings and/or bracelets...when do you decide to stop and just head out for the day? I wear a wedding band. I get if you wear one more like a class ring, military ring, something incredibly sentimental from a family member or dead friend or whatever. But after 2...I see a lot of guys that wear several more. How do you decide what's enough? Do you wear different amounts for different days/events? Tuesdays are 7 rings, Thursdays are 4 rings, kinda deal? And then with bracelets, how do you decide that's enough for today? The watch, the two consciousness bands, the Nepalese healing beads, the silver one, the chrome one, the rose gold one, or whatever. Like 3 or 4 or 5 different things on each wrist. How do you decide when it's enough to leave the house? Or is just the same exact regiment of rings and bracelets every single day?
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