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On 7/20/2021 at 6:41 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well.... he's dead so ya' can't ask him.  Seriously, if he wanted to be a normal musician he'd have been mainstream successful beyond belief IMO (not that that's the true mark of success).  An incredible musical talent, and smart as a mother fucker.

the phrase smart as a mother fucker

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On 7/30/2021 at 11:17 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

People who drive duallies that obviously have never been used for any kind of work.  Perfectly clean, waxed, tires shiny, immaculate interior.  What the fuck?  They're work trucks.

Ha ha my ex tried to talk me into buying her a Dodge Ram Dually once.  I just laughed at her.

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On 7/31/2021 at 5:59 PM, mininghorn88 said:

Veterans, especially combat vets, get a pass.

This. Fuck you if you don't "get it"

Yep, June, 1967. Mrs. Brat attended the parochial school there and then went to Taylor High School. 
She is a Fightin’ Taylor Duck and former drum majorette of the Taylor HS Band.
 
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I married a drum majorette too.
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Yep, June, 1967. Mrs. Brat attended the parochial school there and then went to Taylor High School. 
She is a Fightin’ Taylor Duck and former drum majorette of the Taylor HS Band.
 
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On 7/31/2021 at 2:39 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

People who put “Air Force Retired” or the like on the back of their vehicle. So what? You don’t see mechanical engineers doing that.

I’ll put whatever I can to get out of tickets.  Knew a dude that worked for the fire department just in a desk capacity.  His manager gave him a sticker to put in his car and he got out of tickets all the damn time. 

21 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I’ll put whatever I can to get out of tickets.  Knew a dude that worked for the fire department just in a desk capacity.  His manager gave him a sticker to put in his car and he got out of tickets all the damn time. 

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Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work.  You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there. 

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work.  You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there. 

I blame the Village People.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

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Yeah, tried putting this sticker on the back of my motorcycle helmet; didn't work.  You'd be surprised how many gay cops there are out there. 

Did you get lots of dates?

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Define "date"......

Some do it for ca$h, some do it for dinner, others do it for new appliances.

Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.

Reminds me of people who just keep their toothbrush out in the open in their bathroom in a cup or counter by the toilet. 

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33 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Some dude brought his coffee into the men's room at the office. Just set it on the counter as he went for his piss. Thing didn't even have a lid.

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Reminds me of people who just keep their toothbrush out in the open in their bathroom in a cup or counter by the toilet. 

What kind of heathens don't have their toilet in a separate room?

On 8/4/2021 at 8:00 PM, Zeus said:

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Would've been cooler if you had seen this... 

NSFW or Kids

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How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever.  
 

Fight me. 

On 8/4/2021 at 7:00 PM, Zeus said:

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I struggle to believe this is real.  I mean, what the fuck?  I wouldn't even wipe my ass with toilet paper I dropped on a public restroom floor...

6 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Fight me. 

You have yet to tell your reading audience exactly how big a boy you are.

4 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

You have yet to tell your reading audience exactly how big a boy you are.

Big enough, short stack. 
 

(6’ 3” / 250 lbs.  but not as bad ass as @futureman )

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34 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Big enough, short stack. 
 

(6’ 3” / 250 lbs.  but not as bad ass as @futureman )

nobody is. 

48 minutes ago, deadshank said:

How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever.  
 

Fight me. 

(SEE: Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan). Bob's my man but jeebus his voice can sting.

Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I going to check my hot water heater while I ponder the question of assless chaps

Please get back to me as soon as possible. This is important shit. 

On 8/10/2021 at 12:11 PM, deadshank said:

How did drunken, slurring voiced Louisiana skank Lucinda Williams ever get a recording contract? She has the worst voice ever.  
 

Fight me. 

Do you like Johnny Cash?

8 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Do you like Johnny Cash?

Sure.  Johnny Cash's voice sounds like angels compared to LW.

6 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?

assless chaps are for sexytime.  regular chaps are for riding horses.

People who call fucking “sexytime.”   

5 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

People who call fucking “sexytime.”   

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On 8/28/2020 at 12:01 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

I don’t get smoking, but I especially don’t get people who smoke in their cars and houses. I guess they just resigned to the reality that everything they own will smell like burnt assholes?

Are you speaking from experience?

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I going to check my hot water heater while I ponder the question of assless chaps

Are you Cheech or Chong?

9 hours ago, Your Mom said:

People who call fucking “sexytime.”   

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17 hours ago, Your Mom said:

People who call fucking “sexytime.”   

Is "toad in the hole" acceptable? 

22 hours ago, Your Mom said:

People who call fucking “sexytime.”   

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On 8/11/2021 at 8:26 AM, Rudiger said:

Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?

Never understood this either

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Are those assless chaps?

Just remember, the rose goes in front big guy....

43 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Just remember, the rose goes in front big guy....

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On 8/11/2021 at 8:26 AM, Rudiger said:

Why do people say assless chaps? I’m not an expert, but are there even chaps with asses? As they so common that they are the default, and we need to specify when we’re talking about ass-free chaps to avoid confusion?

Most younger chaps have asses, but as you age you get like Hank Hill and catch noassatallitis.  Most old chaps are assless chaps.

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Most younger chaps have asses, but as you age you get like Hank Hill and catch noassatallitis.  Most old chaps are assless chaps.

Chaps with asses are called pants.

14 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Chaps with asses are called pants.

i just normally called those dudes Brits.

For you guys that wear multiple rings and/or bracelets...when do you decide to stop and just head out for the day?  I wear a wedding band.  I get if you wear one more like a class ring, military ring, something incredibly sentimental from a family member or dead friend or whatever.  But after 2...I see a lot of guys that wear several more.  How do you decide what's enough?  Do you wear different amounts for different days/events?  Tuesdays are 7 rings, Thursdays are 4 rings, kinda deal?  
And then with bracelets, how do you decide that's enough for today?  The watch, the two consciousness bands, the Nepalese healing beads, the silver one, the chrome one, the rose gold one, or whatever.  Like 3 or 4 or 5 different things on each wrist.  How do you decide when it's enough to leave the house?  

Or is just the same exact regiment of rings and bracelets every single day?  

Does a cock ring count? 

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