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I have actually played cricket recreationally on some of my visits to Australia.  The hardest part for me was to remember to take the bat with you after you hit the ball and took off running to the other end.   You can actually stretch out with the bat to get it across the line before your body does to be "safe".

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I was in India for 2 weeks years ago.  My nightly entertainment was watching IPL each night.  I became pretty versed on how the scoring and other intricacies of *that* brand of cricket worked towards the end of my stay.  

Never played cricket, but somehow still believe my HS baseball prowess would easily translate into making me a top tier professional cricketer.

On 8/12/2021 at 6:34 AM, NWBuck said:

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5 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Never played cricket, but somehow still believe my HS baseball prowess would easily translate into making me a top tier professional cricketer.

You played Rounders. The first thing you have to get in your head about the real Game is that there is no such thing as a "foul ball". The second thing is that if the bowler (you probably would still call him the pitcher) hits you with the ball, you're Out.

It's also a whole lot more fun to play than it is to watch, so there's that...

7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Never played cricket, but somehow still believe my HS baseball prowess would easily translate into making me a top tier professional cricketer.

I had the opportunity to play baseball in college. My thoughts were similar to yours about my skills translating to cricket. While I did surprise the Aussies with hitting the ball it was a challenge because your stance and swing is different than baseball and you are hitting the ball coming off of a bounce.

The real challenge was trying to bowl. You are not supposed to bend your elbow when you bowl the ball. Growing up playing baseball and pitching some, bending the elbow becomes a natural habit.  It was a very awkward approach.

7 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Never played cricket, but somehow still believe my HS baseball prowess would easily translate into making me a top tier professional 

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On 1/6/2022 at 5:25 AM, ROFL BOX said:

You think trying to understand how to PLAY is a hassle...
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I'm guessing they don't even sell nachos & the beer isn't cold.
 
Fuckers.  No wonder we kicked their asses.
 

I would like to see Mike Tyson play cricket.  The match would last 38 seconds and Tyson would crush it.

Maybe I've asked this before but I saw it again today. Driving around and a couple of cars were missing the gas cap cover on their cars. I'm not talking about missing the cap you unscrew before you can put gas in your car. I'm talking about the piece of metal that goes over the door to the gas cap compartment. Some cars have just a door that you either click open by pushing in or you can to press a button to release the door when you want to put gas in the car.

Was it stolen off the car? Was it a secure lock door that was malfunctioning and the only way to get it off was to rip the outer covering off and pry the door open? The frame was there but no cover so you have this weird piece of gray metal framing against a different color of the car. This was on a couple of cars I've seen today and others over the past week. Is there a rash of gas thievery going on where hoodlums are ripping these covers off? Is this the new catalytic converter theft ring?

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Did you also get the runs?

I had to eat 3 airline meals before I got there…. Nothing I ate or drank for two weeks bothered me… until the airline food on the way back.
12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

The second thing is that if the bowler (you probably would still call him the pitcher) hits you with the ball, you're Out.

Opposing batters facing Texas pitching in shambles 

On 6/7/2025 at 1:42 PM, Texas Jeff said:

I would like to see Mike Tyson play cricket.  The match would last 38 seconds and Tyson would crush it.

Depends on how much money he was being paid to take a dive. 

On 6/7/2025 at 2:42 PM, Texas Jeff said:

I would like to see Mike Tyson play cricket.  The match would last 38 seconds and Tyson would crush it.

The bowler would lose an ear

I mentioned on another thread that my friends daughter has a tanning salon.  They live in Texas.  I don’t get it.  Just go outside.  She fancies it up too.  This tan is 45% olive and 30% Whitney and 25% acrylic 

baby on board signs/stickers on cars.  I see a TON of them.  Is this to let carjackers know there is a potential extra complication to their crime?  Wtf? No one is changing their driving at all due to this.  

6 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

baby on board signs/stickers on cars.  I see a TON of them.  Is this to let carjackers know there is a potential extra complication to their crime?  Wtf? No one is changing their driving at all due to this.  

It’s to brag about the sex. 

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

The hot honey craze sweeping over the US these days. 

Drizzled over some Brussels sprouts it's *<chef's kiss>*

13 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

baby on board signs/stickers on cars.  I see a TON of them.  Is this to let carjackers know there is a potential extra complication to their crime?  Wtf? No one is changing their driving at all due to this.  

I see more of those.  But I see even MORE of the "BE PATIENT - STUDENT DRIVER" stickers.  On cars that are obviously being driven by a fully licensed adult driver.  I think they're just bumper stickers that really mean "I'm a shitty driver, so I needed something on my car that makes it look like I have a reason to be a shitty driver."

13 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

baby on board signs/stickers on cars.  I see a TON of them.  Is this to let carjackers know there is a potential extra complication to their crime?  Wtf? No one is changing their driving at all due to this.  

You should drive around the Frisco and Plano area to see everyone, and I mean everyone, with a bright yellow "student driver" sticker on their car. 

14 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

You should drive around the Frisco and Plano area to see everyone, and I mean everyone, with a bright yellow "student driver" sticker on their car. 

It's nuts. and a lot of the time it's like 30 year old Indians. Which makes me think they've shared some sort of "life hack" on their whatsapp groups "they won't be so mad at our horrible driving if we have these stickers" someone accidentally figured out when driving their 16 year old's Toyota Corolla.

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I see more of those.  But I see even MORE of the "BE PATIENT - STUDENT DRIVER" stickers.  On cars that are obviously being driven by a fully licensed adult driver.  I think they're just bumper stickers that really mean "I'm a shitty driver, so I needed something on my car that makes it look like I have a reason to be a shitty driver."

Another flavor of this, really. Brisket beat me to it.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I see more of those.  But I see even MORE of the "BE PATIENT - STUDENT DRIVER" stickers.  On cars that are obviously being driven by a fully licensed adult driver.  I think they're just bumper stickers that really mean "I'm a shitty driver, so I needed something on my car that makes it look like I have a reason to be a shitty driver."

I've gradually becoming a really shitty driver.

It's not the stickers on your car that defines you. It's what you do that defines you.

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I've gradually becoming a really shitty driver.

It's not the stickers on your car that defines you. It's what you do that defines you.

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I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people.

Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker. 

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3 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

You should drive around the Frisco and Plano area to see everyone, and I mean everyone, with a bright yellow "student driver" sticker on their car. 

It is your civic duty to tailgate them, brake check them, drift into their lane, weave in front of them, and otherwise enhance and accelerate their learning curve. 

With a kid that just passed his driver's test, i get the student driver thing.  It works as I cut some slack when I see those.   I just don't get the baby on board.  As pointed out above sex trophy makes the most sense

3 hours ago, nnm said:

It is your civic duty to tailgate them, brake check them, drift into their lane, weave in front of them, and otherwise enhance and accelerate their learning curve. 

I live in a very small town and our well-liked football coach is also the driver’s ed teacher. We fuck with that car every time we see it driving around town. Gotta teach them kids to stay alert. 

13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people.

Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker. 

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Try driving around Garland...

14 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

With a kid that just passed his driver's test, i get the student driver thing.  It works as I cut some slack when I see those.   I just don't get the baby on board.  As pointed out above sex trophy makes the most sense

To be fair, the Student Driver sticker is also a sex trophy but with more retrospection. 

13 minutes ago, General Specific said:

If we only had a Neg cannon that mounted on our bumpers. We could mark those drivers! Most negs get their license revoked!

I always wanted a device that you could aim at a car and set off their airbags.

Being in S. Florida with the crazy aggressive drivers, I totally get having a student driver sticker on the car for the kiddos.  I mean they don't even know how to pack a mag and eat their MickeyDs at the same time.  When I see one of those stickers I do cut them some slack.

<RANT> Those mofos sitting at a green light staring at their phone can EABODs!  They get the horn instantly, and not the polite beep beep horn either. </RANT>

51 minutes ago, locodos said:

I always wanted a device that you could aim at a car and set off their airbags.

Being in S. Florida with the crazy aggressive drivers, I totally get having a student driver sticker on the car for the kiddos.  I mean they don't even know how to pack a mag and eat their MickeyDs at the same time.  When I see one of those stickers I do cut them some slack.

<RANT> Those mofos sitting at a green light staring at their phone can EABODs!  They get the horn instantly, and not the polite beep beep horn either. </RANT>

I installed an aftermarket train horn on my car when I lived in Miami. 

It eventually blew out during extended use when some dipshit was trying merge into me before a bridge crossing while he attempted to pass everyone on the shoulder. 

21 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people.

Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker. 

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If the car in upside down in water, it tells the divers to look for at least two bodies.

Why do you people wear shoes inside the house. 

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6 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Why do you people wear shoes inside the house. 

Legos and hot wheels.  

7 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Why do you people wear shoes inside the house. 

 

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Legos and hot wheels.  

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36 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Why do you people wear shoes inside the house. 

We don't do it but the no shoes inside the house is cool if that's your thing day to day.  But if you're gonna have a bunch of people over for a holiday party in December as a WHITE PERSON, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.  Something weird about being at a get together as I found myself one night some years back with like 30 other adults in jeans, slacks, dresses etc walking around in fucking socks and or bare feet.  

In work travel lexicon, I've begun hearing people use the term "co-locate" in the place of the word "travel."

Eg: "Next week, we will be colocating to Chicago beginning Monday and ending on Thursday."


What in the everlovin fuck?  It serves no purpose, sounds almost kinky, and confuses the shit out of people.  Why do fuckers think they are clever?

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows. But, bagpipes are a fucking crime against humanity, and any cocksucker that plays them or causes them to be played should be put on trial in The Hague, and sent to Gitmo for life.  I'd rather listen to my tree guy's woodchipper, or the noise from the trash trucks that make 3 passes every Monday morning, or my fucking cunt ex-wife running her piehole. 

Love bagpipes. If you ever get a chance go to the Tattoo in Edinburgh.

5 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

We don't do it but the no shoes inside the house is cool if that's your thing day to day.  But if you're gonna have a bunch of people over for a holiday party in December as a WHITE PERSON, get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.  Something weird about being at a get together as I found myself one night some years back with like 30 other adults in jeans, slacks, dresses etc walking around in fucking socks and or bare feet.  

 

4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Love bagpipes. If you ever get a chance go to the Tattoo in Edinburgh.

take two pencils to stab yourself in each eardrum.

9 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

If the car in upside down in water, it tells the divers to look for at least two bodies.

Susan Smith? 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

fucking bagpipes.  I'm of scotch decent, I suppose,  based on my last name.  I come for poor West Texas stock, so who the fuck knows.

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