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12 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...

Get the fuck away from my vehicle....

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44 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...

It's my commuter car.  I don't give a fuck what the interior looks like as long it gets me to and from work.

On 7/13/2020 at 1:32 PM, RDCanecutter said:

The "King Ranch" trucks crack me up. Are you a part-owner, slumming while not in your private jet to Buenos Aires for lunch? Or are you a servant, a snooty one, running errands for your King Ranch masters?

I grew up a half a block away from the King Ranch. Apart from the coyotes howling at night, and the occasional cow getting loose and walking up my street (Santa Cecilia in Kingsville if you're interested), I don't remember any cultural trappings associated with the ranch that anybody not from Kingsville would recognize. There is literally nothing called "King Ranch" (whether a pickup, or a chicken casserole dish) that actually has anything to do with the place, other than the fact that the King/Kleberg/Armstrong et al. clan is exceptionally good at monetizing their great-great-namesake's name. And he was a bit of a jerk, too, if we're being honest about it.

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1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...

You never know when you might get hungry.

Golf and fishing are just excuses to day drink.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Golf and fishing and teaching via Zoom are just excuses to day drink.

know'm sayin.

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Golf and fishing are just excuses to day drink.

Hell yeah.  I just don't have to pay $85,000 to enter the lake.  

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...

We're all assholes here, you can just say women.

19 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

We're all assholes here, you can just say women.

Can't say you're wrong.....

On 7/12/2020 at 10:06 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

Crawfish boils. Honestly, the only thing good about Cajun food is the spice. The crap they are putting the spice on? Blech. Blackened redfish? Yay. That's good. But boiled mudbug? Who the hell thought that was a good idea? Why not roaches? Dung beetles? Hairballs from your neighbors cat?

 

6 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Reality shows. Why do some people watch that garbage?

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Bottom left panel. Interesting....

 

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Snow White has some cans!!

We all wore pants like that in the 80s. 

Looks like he took off his socks he was wearing with his sandals to stuff his pants to impress Mr. Bulls fan back there. 

ive just discovered through the wonderepository that is wikipedia, that there is such a thing as Worm-charming, and people engage in it competitively

 

 

this now tops my list as The Most White People Thing ever

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18 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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"And now introducing 1979's newest punk sensation, Cleft Scrotum, performing their breakout hit Bifurcated Testicles!" 

Adults who wear graphic/print tshirts

 

Why?

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Adults who wear graphic/print tshirts

 

Why?

So you pretty much hate 3/4's-7/8's of the entire world ?

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:


That’s probably on the low side

He'll hate my guts. I have a collection of probably 150-200 graphic T shirts in rotation.  

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Adults who wear graphic/print tshirts

 

Why?

OK, Mr. Fashion. 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Adults who wear graphic/print tshirts

 

Why?

some of us just don't want to wear the preppy polos, with the sweater tied over our necks.

 

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He'll hate my guts. I have a collection of probably 150-200 graphic T shirts in rotation.  

Graphic T shirts have nothing to do with why I hate 99.9% of people
9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Graphic T shirts have nothing to do with why I hate 99.9% of people

Yeah, but there are bad graphic t shirt wearing people out there.                                                                                                                                                                                     (SEE: wolves howling at the moon, silhouetted against the American flag, or any Washington Redskins T-shirts)                                                                                                  and I hate those people.... along with uh-lot of other people.

On 7/10/2020 at 7:52 AM, Parliament said:

Brown shoes with a suit. Come on.

 Nike or any tennis shoes with a suit 

4 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

He'll hate my guts. I have a collection of probably 150-200 graphic T shirts in rotation.  

Same here, and I used to have even more but a few years ago my wife tricked me into allowing her to cut some of the older ones into scraps with the as-of-yet unfulfilled promise to sew them all into a quilt. 

Theses posts make sense-- I was just thinking "what is it about people that clothing stores can't stay in business?". Brooks Brothers and Lucky Brand Jeans filed for bankruptcy in July. Van Heusen and Izod Golf both shut down all their stores and fired 500 people. Jos A. Bank and Men's Warehouse shut down 500 stores in a pre-bankruptcy move. This is just July. And pre-covid-19 there Neiman Marcus and J Crew and many, many others.

My question was, did we as a society just stop wearing clothes as much? Culturally we just don't need to look as put together 5x a week? Or is it that people had 2 pairs of pants and shorts they wear for 3-4 years and the same 3 or 4 golf shirts? Or was it that we had too many retail/clothing stores?

I think the answer this page has given me is graphic t-shirts.

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Theses posts make sense-- I was just thinking "what is it about people that clothing stores can't stay in business?". Brooks Brothers and Lucky Brand Jeans filed for bankruptcy in July. Van Heusen and Izod Golf both shut down all their stores and fired 500 people. Jos A. Bank and Men's Warehouse shut down 500 stores in a pre-bankruptcy move. This is just July. And pre-covid-19 there Neiman Marcus and J Crew and many, many others.
My question was, did we as a society just stop wearing clothes as much? Culturally we just don't need to look as put together 5x a week? Or is it that people had 2 pairs of pants and shorts they wear for 3-4 years and the same 3 or 4 golf shirts? Or was it that we had too many retail/clothing stores?
I think the answer this page has given me is graphic t-shirts.
You don't need a tailored dress shirt when you're working from home. On the other side, sweatpants and bath robe sales went nuts this spring.

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20 minutes ago, Parliament said:

You don't need a tailored dress shirt when you're working from home. On the other side, sweatpants and bath robe sales went nuts this spring.

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Even pre-covid though, the trend of retail/clothing sales was so bad clothiers were dropping like flies.

But yes, covid-19 might have been the tipping point of no return graphic shirts and gym shorts and flip flops is the uniform.

On 7/19/2020 at 10:51 AM, 52-80 said:

How people live with a dirty/messy car.  I mean the filthy interior full of French fries and trash and water stains...

I used to feel this way.  I kind of still do.  My wife and kids have made it only possible for me to have a clean area within the cars.  

 

1 hour ago, Rougarou said:

My question was, did we as a society just stop wearing clothes as much?

Most days since March I have gone barefoot, wearing the same pair of shorts (wash em once a week whether they need it or not,) and maybe a loose old short-sleeve shirt.

I am one heap of bananas from looking like a white extra in a Harry Belafonte song.

 

3 hours ago, Rougarou said:

Even pre-covid though, the trend of retail/clothing sales was so bad clothiers were dropping like flies.

But yes, covid-19 might have been the tipping point of no return graphic shirts and gym shorts and flip flops is the uniform.

I’ve worn shoes (as opposed to the ubiquitous Birks) about 10 times in the last five months. Long pants about five times. A tie zero times. My suits, sport coats, and slacks are gathering dust in the closet. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

I’ve worn shoes (as opposed to the ubiquitous Birks) about 10 times in the last five months. Long pants about five times. A tie zero times. My suits, sport coats, and slacks are gathering dust in the closet. 

What a time to be alive. I wear a ball cap 3x a week (even on Zoom work calls with the camera on at this point) so I get it. 

1 hour ago, Rougarou said:

What a time to be alive. I wear a ball cap GOWN 3x a week (even on Zoom work calls with the camera on at this point) so I get it. 

fify.  

(you look good,  too)

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The movies Caddyshack and Blazing Saddles. Meh to both.

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The movies Caddyshack and Blazing Saddles. Meh to both.

Delete post, ban user. This is what the cancel culture was created for. 


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15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The movies Caddyshack and Blazing Saddles. Meh to both.

Surprised Blazing Saddles is still PC to say you like it. The satire/parody is very vulgar and from another time, for sure.

1 hour ago, Rougarou said:

Surprised Blazing Saddles is still PC to say you like it. The satire/parody is very vulgar and from another time, for sure.

They aren't bad movies but the hype I heard about both of them, they were big letdowns when I finally saw them. The only good things for me was I then understood the quotes and references from each movie.

Now the movie Airplane, that was some funny shit. Loved that one.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The movies Caddyshack and Blazing Saddles. Meh to both.

Well you like great big, fat girls so your opinion on most other matters is hiiiiighly suspect.  As in this one ^^^^^

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