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The idiots on my Facebook feed posting/talking about this are a nice reminder that it's once again time to cull the herd.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The idiots on my Facebook feed posting/talking about this are a nice reminder that it's once again time to cull the herd.

I used to say that.  Then we got a real plague.  Which is even more fucking annoying. 

39 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The idiots on my Facebook feed posting/talking about this are a nice reminder that it's once again time to cull the herd.

Every now and then, post WWG1WGA on Facebook, and everybody who responds enthusiastically, unfriend/unfollow them.

41 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The idiots on my Facebook feed posting/talking about this are a nice reminder that it's once again time to cull the herd.

Delete fucking Facebook. 

Your life will instantly improve. 

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I say this in all seriousness:  if you really believe this insane quackfuckery to be true, go to your kitchen, grab the filet knife and jab it in your dick/cunt. Then stab it in your throat, and in your last moments watch the world improve ever so incrementally until you are dead.  

2 hours ago, Royalfan5 said:

I don’t know why people need to believe that pedo stuff is always tied to some grand conspiracy, when it usually someone trusted doing it, or people trafficking themselves to a sex tourism haven to exploit poverty instead of moving the kids


in Asia there’s also the monkeys riding tiny motorbikes who steal babies for sex trafficking.
 

I would understand the fear if that shit happened here.

 

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6 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Your wife better be a 12/10.

And that would peg her in the far upper corner on the crazy hot matrix. Yep, OP’s wife gotta be a swimsuit model based on Wayfair conspiracy.

Take the computer out of your kitchen and block the WiFi and cell signals in there. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the code for a blow job ?

Call Hornian at 867-5309

And all this time I've been on Wish...  GDit! 

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5 hours ago, NateHitch said:
6 hours ago, Xian said:
Wait. So do these “only one left” cabinets really share the name of missing kids?  That should be easy enough to verify. 

I've seen some screenshots that show that but they could easily be photoshopped. And one of the girls was found alive and well. The prices are strange though, $10k pillows and ikea level cabinets. Hope it doesn't affect the stock price, wayfair has been good to me the last few months

Third party sellers that are temporarily out of stock, but don't want to have their listings pulled by marking it as such. Used to see that all the time on Amazon, and I'd assume Wayfair probably operates similarly. 

9 hours ago, Enchubben said:

This is the dumbest theory I’ve seen in some time.

I see you've been avoiding the Covid threads. I envy you.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the code for a blow job ?

Carnal knowledge.  Of a lady this time.

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I ordered a floor lamp from Wayfair last year.  They sent it to me.  
 

Then a week later they sent me another.  I didn’t order and I wasn’t charged.  Unboxed and put it to use.

A week later, they sent me another lamp.  Again, no charge.  This one I didn’t unbox. I put it in the garage.
 

Hopefully there is not a kid inside it.  It’s been out there awhile.

Don't know if this is the right thread for this, but coincidentally I recently ordered cabinets from Wayfair much like these for a storage area in the garage. 
When they arrived, 2 kids spilled out? I had them install the cabinets but does anyone know what I'm supposed to do with them now?

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5 hours ago, ultimaton said:

Third party sellers that are temporarily out of stock, but don't want to have their listings pulled by marking it as such. Used to see that all the time on Amazon, and I'd assume Wayfair probably operates similarly. 

That’s exactly what happened.  I think we are seeing a covid of Karens kickoff a QAnon fest

The originator is changing her story 

maybe it’s money laundering. Drugs? Weapons? Marxists?

 

17 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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That chick is quietly swearing under her breathe every time she has to mask up to go into a store in Bastrop.

And her real name is probably Karen.

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

The originator is changing her story 

maybe it’s money laundering. Drugs? Weapons? Marxists?

 

So for the 49.5% of Surly who are lawyers, given that she's caused a shitstorm of negative publicity for Wayfair, is there any kind of civil repercussions?  If there are, maybe somebody tipped her off and so she's walking back her story? 

Who am I kidding, she's into qanon shit, probably a fake account out of Russia.

That's the beauty of the TexAgs thread, they are getting trolled harder by the Russians than they are by Bama.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So for the 49.5% of Surly who are lawyers, given that she's caused a shitstorm of negative publicity for Wayfair, is there any kind of civil repercussions?  

She appears to be judgment proof in more ways than one. 

On 7/11/2020 at 1:28 PM, Nivek said:

If you order your pizza with extra anchovies, it means you want the dick.

I always knew there was a reason I hated anchovies.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I always knew there was a reason I hated anchovies.

Yet you wouldn't stop ordering them.  NTTIAWWT.

46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So for the 49.5% of Surly who are lawyers, given that she's caused a shitstorm of negative publicity for Wayfair, is there any kind of civil repercussions?  If there are, maybe somebody tipped her off and so she's walking back her story? 

Who am I kidding, she's into qanon shit, probably a fake account out of Russia.

That's the beauty of the TexAgs thread, they are getting trolled harder by the Russians than they are by Bama.

Russia Russia Russia!

Just now, immortal13 said:

Russia Russia Russia!

Oh you’re just mad because you probably believed it to be true. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh you’re just mad because you probably believed it to be true. 

You got me!

3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

That's what you thought about? First, I had to read her shirt. It's pretty sad. Then I tried to figure out if she was an Arkansas or Oklahoma inbred... Or just east Texas round flat. Either way her waist is doing strange things, none of it good. 

I believe I can say with confidence I'd have given her a hard pass even back in my heavy drinking days. 

But..  you know "Freeeedom, Murica", so great for her.

She's got that Lower Colorado River Oval Face going on.  Nobody would mistake her for an East Texas Box Face, that's for damn sure.

 

Wayfair can also be spelled "Waifair"

  • Waif -- (noun): a homeless, neglected, or abandoned person, especially a child.
  • Air -- airmail

Waif-air: homeless, neglected and abandoned children delivered by air mail.

It is SO OBVIOUS, SHEEPLE 

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's got that Lower Colorado River Oval Face going on.

Damnit.  I was trying to figure out what to coin that face.  Well done sir.

The anti-feminism is this thread is deafening. Some of you guys forgot to stick to the playbook.

On 7/11/2020 at 2:13 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Wayfair you got just what I need

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I read it like this

 

 

On 7/12/2020 at 3:53 PM, atomheartbevo said:

That chick is quietly swearing under her breathe every time she has to mask up to go into a store in Bastrop.

And her real name is probably Karen.

If Bastrop ever gets Antifa, I want the people of Bastrop to go out and yell out "No gestapo in Bastropo!" at them. It's seriously one of the greatest things to come out of there. Definitely beats the "hey hey ho ho ____ has got to go!"

I mean.... I have a funny Wayfair story.  A few years back, we had dinner at some friends' house, and they had this really cool fish-shaped water pitcher that made a "glug-glug" sound when you poured the water.  My wife loved it, she was obsessed.  Good husband that I am, I took notes.

So, for Christmas that year, I looked for one online.  Found it several places, but Wayfair had it at the best price.  I picked the color, ordered it, and patted myself on the back.  The week before Christmas, a box shows up at my office from Wayfair.  It was maybe 5 inches square.  What the hell did I order from Wayfair that's this small?  I open it up....and found out that the pitcher also came in a mini "coffee creamer" size.  SONOFABITCH.  I'm standing out at my assistant's work station, bitching like hell, as she laughs at me.  I go to the website, and there it is in small print at the bottom, it's not the full size one.  I order the full size one, but it won't get here till after Christmas.  So, on Christmas, my wife gets a min coffee creamer and a story to go with it -- which amused her greatly.  The full size pitcher showed up the next week.

No children as sex-toys were included in either shipment, so I must presume that this is a recent shift in Wayfair's marketing.

6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So you're saying that if I order children from Wayfair they will be dwarves?

Well, you certainly should check the fine print on the website.  Let the buyer beware.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean.... I have a funny Wayfair story.  A few years back, we had dinner at some friends' house, and they had this really cool fish-shaped water pitcher that made a "glug-glug" sound when you poured the water.  My wife loved it, she was obsessed.  Good husband that I am, I took notes.

So, for Christmas that year, I looked for one online.  Found it several places, but Wayfair had it at the best price.  I picked the color, ordered it, and patted myself on the back.  The week before Christmas, a box shows up at my office from Wayfair.  It was maybe 5 inches square.  What the hell did I order from Wayfair that's this small?  I open it up....and found out that the pitcher also came in a mini "coffee creamer" size.  SONOFABITCH.  I'm standing out at my assistant's work station, bitching like hell, as she laughs at me.  I go to the website, and there it is in small print at the bottom, it's not the full size one.  I order the full size one, but it won't get here till after Christmas.  So, on Christmas, my wife gets a min coffee creamer and a story to go with it -- which amused her greatly.  The full size pitcher showed up the next week.

No children as sex-toys were included in either shipment, so I must presume that this is a recent shift in Wayfair's marketing.

 

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