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7 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Seems like a case of Indian giving.

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All of the rebels could just go with an x-wing fighter or something on the helmet...

4 minutes ago, slorch said:

All of the rebels could just go with an x-wing fighter or something on the helmet...

Highland Park could be the Sith...Surely we can find a Scottish person to force a name change. 

FYI, WOS also announced that they didn't want their defense referred to as The Chain Gang any more.  In the comments section of the DCTF article on Facebook, hundreds of middle-aged white men around the state completely lost their shit over this news.

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Oh, and this is the petition they started to keep the name:

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We, the people of Port Neches, Texas are fed up with the left wing nut jobs who are trying to destroy the United States of America in the name of "social justice".  We will not give in to these mobsters who are demanding that the Port Neches, Texas mascot, an Indian, be removed from our school and for us to change our name.

This has been our mascot for a very, very long time. Now, with all this insanity of tearing down statues, assaulting our first amendment rights, and erasing our country's history, these clowns believe now is a good time to push their agenda.

Let's spread the word and share this everywhere and demand that our mascot not be touched.  Enough is enough. God bless America.

 

Also, I'm 99% sure that the guy who started the above petition is who we used to call Indian Ken, because he always wears full Indian garb and a full-length headdress to all the games. Basically a real-life Buddy Garrity.

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

most likely, the game you're talking about would've been one of either Houston Kashmere, San Antonio Churchill, or Spring Branch Stratford as those are the three teams we routinely would meet when we were on our run to either state or state semifinals in 1974 through 1979.

I went to a high school in the same district as Stratford. So I guess it could have been Memorial, Stratford or Westchester. Stratford did pretty well when they had that running back who killed 5 hookers.

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Do the twirlers/drill team still wear the headdresses?

 

4 hours ago, austingirl said:

Yep. So do the drum majors and the Indian Spirit - that guy has a whole elaborate getup in addition to the headdress. 

 

I was very impressed by their performance:

 

PNG That Smell. Theres even already a school song written for them.  I'm sure Lynyrd Skynyrd would be proud to license it to them.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Difficult to believe that Frisco could be way ahead of the curve on anything, but here we are. 

Well, not too many teams are called the Fightin Niggards.  Which was more or less what you had in Frisco.

I'm still waitin for the fightin' Irish to get pulled into this...I'm sure their President is in the corner "please don't look this way, please don't look this way"

Along the petrochemical theme, the PNG Flares?

The Blast?  that's too soon, I have friends that live several miles from Merriman that still can't open their windows because the explosion shifted their full brick house, and shattered the rafters in their attic.

The Tugboats?

to Kyrie's point, lol at what would happen if they chose bulldogs.

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37 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Along the petrochemical theme, the PNG Flares?

The Blast?  that's too soon, I have friends that live several miles from Merriman that still can't open their windows because the explosion shifted their full brick house, and shattered the rafters in their attic.

The Tugboats?

to Kyrie's point, lol at what would happen if they chose bulldogs.

Yeah I'll have to look back to see who wrote that (about the bulldogs) but I wasn't sure if they were being serious or not.

1 hour ago, BearSchlong said:

Along the petrochemical theme, the PNG Flares?

The Blast?  that's too soon, I have friends that live several miles from Merriman that still can't open their windows because the explosion shifted their full brick house, and shattered the rafters in their attic.

The Tugboats?

to Kyrie's point, lol at what would happen if they chose bulldogs.

Pipefitters? Boilermakers? Gators? Uppity bitches that wouldn't talk to my broke Port Arthur ass (It's a little long, but it rings true)

47 minutes ago, austingirl said:

Yeah I'll have to look back to see who wrote that (about the bulldogs) but I wasn't sure if they were being serious or not.

Isnt that Nederland hs ?

22 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Pipefitters? Boilermakers? Gators? Uppity bitches that wouldn't talk to my broke Port Arthur ass (It's a little long, but it rings true)

Scaffold builders 

Wife is a PNG grad as is most of her extended family.  I personally think the whole name change game has gone too far, but I have gotten some pleasure out of seeing everyone get their uppity panties in a wad over this.  

 

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Isnt that Nederland hs ?

Yep. Their number 1 rival. Like Alabama and Auburn but high school.

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Isnt that Nederland hs ?

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But I'd be pissed because I'm a proud Monsignor Kelly HS Bulldog from Beaumont, but I don't have a dog in that particular fight.

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Since most of my HS classmates kids go to PNG now, just revive Yellowjackets now that TJ doesn't exist anymore. 

PNG Ethylene  <<< seriously, this drives the economy in that whole area  

Just trade  a case of whisky for another certificate 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

PNG Ethylene  <<< seriously, this drives the economy in that whole area  

"DON'T LOOK ETHYLENE!

But it was too late."

PNG Insulators - same first syllable

PNG Lockout/Tagouts

PNG Check Valves

PNG Bulldogs Plugs

Drillteam can be the FireHole Watch

 

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On 7/13/2020 at 4:57 PM, slorch said:

All of the rebels could just go with an x-wing fighter or something on the helmet...

you'll have to pry this out of Evadale ISD's cold, dead hands

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Holy shite!  Yeah, I'm sure Ore City, Richland, Tascosa, et all have similar shit in the past.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

you'll have to pry this out of Evadale ISD's cold, dead hands

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Surprising based upon the ethnically diverse student body:

Enrollment by Race/Ethnicity

African American 0.0%  Hispanic 3.5% White 92.4% American Indian 0.0% Asian 0.0% Pacific Islander 0.0% Two or More Races 4.2% 

Ha - Last time I smelled  drove through Evadale there were still businesses flying the confederate flag.  I doubt much has changed with the aroma of the mill or the attitude of the population.

On 7/14/2020 at 1:47 PM, austingirl said:

Yeah I'll have to look back to see who wrote that (about the bulldogs) but I wasn't sure if they were being serious or not.

That was me.  My parents graduated PNG in the late 60s.  My brothers and I graduated Nederland in the late 80s, early 90s.  I'm perfectly serious.  

My brother asked my dad, who worked at Gulf/ Chevron for a long time, what chemical accounts for the smell near the PNG high school.  He said it's butadiene and suggested that the drill team could be known as the Butadienettes.  

I would like to see them adopt a unique nickname with a local flair like Gators, Alligator Gar, Pelicans or some shit.  It's their chance to give themselves any name they want so it'd be a shame if they chose Eagles or Wildcats.

41 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Surprising based upon the ethnically diverse student body:

Enrollment by Race/Ethnicity

African American 0.0%  Hispanic 3.5% White 92.4% American Indian 0.0% Asian 0.0% Pacific Islander 0.0% Two or More Races 4.2% 

shockingly they did have at least 1 African American, maybe that is old data. 

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shockingly they did have at least 1 African American, maybe that is old data. 
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1 minute ago, Jerry Callo said:
3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
shockingly they did have at least 1 African American, maybe that is old data. 
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he must have moved in because he graduated in 2020.  

he must have moved in because he graduated in 2020.  
I pulled the data from the school district report card on the isd website. I can't imagine having the confederate flag on the isd in this day and age, but it was front and center.
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14 minutes ago, Bojack said:

That was me.  My parents graduated PNG in the late 60s.  My brothers and I graduated Nederland in the late 80s, early 90s.  I'm perfectly serious.  

My brother asked my dad, who worked at Gulf/ Chevron for a long time, what chemical accounts for the smell near the PNG high school.  He said it's butadiene and suggested that the drill team could be known as the Butadienettes.  

I would like to see them adopt a unique nickname with a local flair like Gators, Alligator Gar, Pelicans or some shit.  It's their chance to give themselves any name they want so it'd be a shame if they chose Eagles or Wildcats.

You were serious that PNG's mascot should be Bulldogs? That's what I was referring to.

No, I'm not serious about that.  I just meant it as a joke since it's the same nickname as Nederland.  Thought that might be a funny direction for them to go. 

On 7/14/2020 at 2:45 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

PNG Fighting Distillation Columns!

Cracking towers, imo.

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

you'll have to pry this out of Evadale ISD's cold, dead hands

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Was wondering when Evadale was going to get brought up. Suburban Vidor, as my boss calls it. 

5 hours ago, Bojack said:

That was me.  My parents graduated PNG in the late 60s.  My brothers and I graduated Nederland in the late 80s, early 90s.  I'm perfectly serious.  

My brother asked my dad, who worked at Gulf/ Chevron for a long time, what chemical accounts for the smell near the PNG high school.  He said it's butadiene and suggested that the drill team could be known as the Butadienettes.  

I would like to see them adopt a unique nickname with a local flair like Gators, Alligator Gar, Pelicans or some shit.  It's their chance to give themselves any name they want so it'd be a shame if they chose Eagles or Wildcats.

The butidiene plant is very close to campus 

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The butidiene plant is very close to campus 

 

14 hours ago, Bojack said:

That was me.  My parents graduated PNG in the late 60s.  My brothers and I graduated Nederland in the late 80s, early 90s.  I'm perfectly serious.  

My brother asked my dad, who worked at Gulf/ Chevron for a long time, what chemical accounts for the smell near the PNG high school.  He said it's butadiene and suggested that the drill team could be known as the Butadienettes.  

I would like to see them adopt a unique nickname with a local flair like Gators, Alligator Gar, Pelicans or some shit.  It's their chance to give themselves any name they want so it'd be a shame if they chose Eagles or Wildcats.

I think there's more than one - the TPC one that exploded was maybe half a mile away, but there's a Huntsman plant right across the street and when we would be outside for practices after school we figured that one was the cause of the smell. Nothing like being outside in that heat and humidity with eau de chemical plant wafting through the air. I'm not sure what exactly they make at the Huntsman plant, or even if it's owned by Huntsman anymore.

16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Cracking towers, imo.

PNG Crackers has a nice ring to it

3 hours ago, austingirl said:

 

I think there's more than one - the TPC one that exploded was maybe half a mile away, but there's a Huntsman plant right across the street and when we would be outside for practices after school we figured that one was the cause of the smell. Nothing like being outside in that heat and humidity with eau de chemical plant wafting through the air. I'm not sure what exactly they make at the Huntsman plant, or even if it's owned by Huntsman anymore.

Both those facilities are horrible and old 

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