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yeah I guess this is all relative... but travelling the world in luxury with a harem of instaHOs on someone else's dime seems like he is doing alright to me. His shareholders seem to be the ones who things aren't going well for. 

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No worries, I'm sure he can just win a quick $50 million in one of the many high stakes poker games he pretends he dominates. 

Guy is a douche of the highest regard. The state of his company is a reflection of him in general. Chickens coming home to roost. Dude has no business sitting at a poker table or running a company, you can only pose and pretend for so long.

He'll probably be president in 20 years at this rate.

“things not going well” my ass.  he’ll still have plenty of money and he’ll continue to party balls and fuck models while consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.  he’s probably dead inside and might be a huge d-bag but things are most certainly going well for him. 

Dude couldn't just spend Daddy's ill gotten trust fund in relative obscurity and live the good life banging expensive hookers and doing coke.  He had to start a company to play CEO and bilk investors so he can join his father in the SEC's crosshairs.  Nice job there, Dan.

2 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

Dude couldn't just spend Daddy's ill gotten trust fund in relative obscurity and live the good life banging expensive hookers and doing coke.  He had to start a company to play CEO and bilk investors so he can join his father in the SEC's crosshairs.  Nice job there, Dan.

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If you invested in Blizerain's company you get what you deserve. 

On 7/13/2020 at 9:48 PM, Blotto said:

No worries, I'm sure he can just win a quick $50 million in one of the many high stakes poker games he pretends he dominates. 

This is hilarious.

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

If you invested in Blizerain's company you get what you deserve. 

Daddy is probably the only investor.  Gets to write off a loss while transferring all the money to his son

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Daddy is probably the only investor.  Gets to write off a loss while transferring all the money to his son

that’s just smart business. 

Sub-creatures! bilzer the bilzerianBilzer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller has come! ...

Lol.  When a dumbass tries to pretend he’s not...can be an expensive endeavor.  

  • 5 weeks later...

Can you imagine the cling-ons who liked him enough to invest in his company?

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Can you imagine the cling-ons who liked him enough to invest in his company?
Hot dumb chicks with rich daddies? In fact I CAN imagine the cling-ons who liked him enough to invest in his company.

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