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Seems simplest if we turn the extra embryos over to the military to raise to adulthood as Super Soldiers.

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    Fuck Alabama for electing this asshole over Doug Jones 

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The complete cognitive dissonance to vote for today's GOP when you know that dumb fuck represents the party...

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The complete cognitive dissonance to vote for today's GOP when you know that dumb fuck represents the party...

My small-business owner grad school classmate from the valley. “Oh oh, I actually live like a Democrat. But hey the GOP saves me money so I don’t care about anything else.” 

7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The complete cognitive dissonance to vote for today's GOP when you know that dumb fuck represents the party...

You don't understand the constant woke attack we deal with every day. I was in the post office to mail a package, and the "lady" told me I had to have an address on it, pay postage, and that all these other people were in the "line" in front of me. I was so upset I almost rear-ended a car full of some kind of Mexicans with that Satanic Oompah music pumping out, and people started blowing their horns and telling me to "get out of the way" while I was trying to get the phone number for Border Patrol. I swear I couldn't take all this betrayal and so I hyperventilated and YES I kicked the damn EMT tapping on my window. AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH STANDARDS?

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He really thinks Russia should get a say on who is in NATO.

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans would take great delight in pissing off Russia, and in standing up to Russia.  Now Republicans carry Putin’s water.

 

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He really thinks Russia should get a say on who is in NATO.

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans would take great delight in pissing off Russia, and in standing up to Russia.  Now Republicans carry Putin’s water.

 

 

yeah really bizarre that the group who grew up with the Soviet threat, Red Dawn now bow down to Russia

The KGB has strong long game 

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


I mean, just listening to him talk gives me the sads. 

I feel as if Coach T Tubs is the stink of a high school football locker room that somehow came to life one day and has been traveling amongst us  ever since.

It would be inspirational if it wasn’t also so infuriating what a smell has done with the gift of sentience. 

7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

It would be inspirational if it wasn’t also so infuriating what a smell has done with the gift of sentience. 

Tubberville can’t even string together a coherent sentience.

20 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


I mean, just listening to him talk gives me the sads. 

I feel as if Coach T Tubs is the stink of a high school football locker room that somehow came to life one day and has been traveling amongst us  ever since.

It would be inspirational if it wasn’t also so infuriating what a smell has done with the gift of sentience. 

 

13 hours ago, South Austin said:

Tubberville can’t even string together a coherent sentience.

Yeah, @Dnaguy you had me nodding until the very last word.

My hope is that Tommy leaves his phone on a restaurant table and some young rascal empties all the Putin Bucks out of his Venmo.

I think this thread illustrates our idiocracy as well as any other.   Every time I see it bumped, I know there’s gonna be a story or video that’s facepalm-worthy.  
 

For example:  a god damn ball coach that doesn’t know anything about anything-  expressing concern to the secretary of defense that we might be offending the sensibilities of the country that targets its neighbors’ civilians with missiles on pretty much a daily basis. 

That these guys would dress in uniform to show fidelity to Trump is really something. I don’t think we’ve ever been here before.

Oh we have, but the shirts were brown.

Dude, nobody wears brown this close to Memorial Day.  (checks notes), Oh shit.

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BiDEn iS oLd anD FEebLe!!

 

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6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Disagree No Way GIF by Yellowstone

The blatant bootlicking of Putin is embarrassing.  

18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

The blatant bootlicking of Putin is embarrassing.  

That the party of Reagan turned not into a party of "hey, Russia is a country, let's be open-minded," but rather flat-out bootlicking of a fucking KGP officer who has gone full KGP officer...is perhaps the most baffling thing about the whole GQP brainworm episode.

To go from "Russia sucks dick" to "we should all suck Russia's dick" is complete insanity...yet here we are.

It must be painful to be as dumb as coach Tuberville.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

It must be painful to be as dumb as coach Tuberville.

He's about as bright as some of my HS football coaches who got stuck teaching history.

3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

It must be painful to be as dumb as coach Tuberville.

I've said more times than I could remember that dumb should hurt more than it does.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

That the party of Reagan turned not into a party of "hey, Russia is a country, let's be open-minded," but rather flat-out bootlicking of a fucking KGP officer who has gone full KGP officer...is perhaps the most baffling thing about the whole GQP brainworm episode.

To go from "Russia sucks dick" to "we should all suck Russia's dick" is complete insanity...yet here we are.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

It must be painful to be as dumb as coach Tuberville.

Or somebody is telling him to say this shit, because I think he’s too fucking stupid to come up with this stuff on his own - he couldn’t find Ukraine on a map.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

It must be painful to be as dumb as coach Tuberville.

Do dumbass fucksticks like him even know they're dumbass fucksticks?

14 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Do dumbass fucksticks like him even know they're dumbass fucksticks?

As Annie Savoy noted, "The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness."

19 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Do dumbass fucksticks like him even know they're dumbass fucksticks?

 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

As Annie Savoy noted, "The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness."

The pain isn’t his, it’s those that deal with him that feel it. 

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or somebody is telling him to say this shit, because I think he’s too fucking stupid to come up with this stuff on his own - he couldn’t find Ukraine on a map.

I hope the FBI is monitoring his contacts with Russian intelligence because I’m pretty sure they’re there. 

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Disagree No Way GIF by Yellowstone

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On 6/5/2024 at 5:35 PM, TeeDubya said:

Do dumbass fucksticks like him even know they're dumbass fucksticks?

They are a new marketing demographic.  That’s why lawyers are thriving. 

1 hour ago, BevoAbyss said:

 

There’s no mystery as to why MAGA-GQP are bowing to Putin and Russia.

After the collapse of the USSR … Putin/KGB and Russia switched from Team Marx to Team God … Team Commie to Team Christian … Team Proletariat to Team Billionaire-Oligarch … Team Internationalist to Team Nationalist. 

MAGA-GQP will always roll with Team God, Christian, Billionaire, Nationalist 

That and the fact that Putin has kompromat on every Republican through the NRA.

On 6/5/2024 at 2:28 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Fuck you Alabama

Imagine voting for this fucking dickslap when Doug Jones is on the ballot.

As if we needed any more proof that Tuberville is an absolutely shitty ass person and perfect fit for the GOP.  He was trading players like he trades stocks.
 



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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

As if we needed any more proof that Tuberville is an absolutely shitty ass person and perfect fit for the GOP.  He was trading players like he trades stocks.

The worst part of that whole story is that the guy telling it probably still voted for Tuberville to be his senator.

On 5/15/2024 at 6:55 PM, Paul Wesley said:

I think this thread illustrates our idiocracy as well as any other.   Every time I see it bumped, I know there’s gonna be a story or video that’s facepalm-worthy.  
 

For example:  a god damn ball coach that doesn’t know anything about anything-  expressing concern to the secretary of defense that we might be offending the sensibilities of the country that targets its neighbors’ civilians with missiles on pretty much a daily basis. 

 

 

On 6/7/2024 at 12:00 AM, Gil Bang said:

Imagine voting for this fucking dickslap when Doug Jones is on the ballot.

Right?   A church-going, fellow Southerner, a hunter and good old boy who served capably in law enforcement, including the successful prosecution of terrorists who murdered children.  

...who lost to this objectively stupid moron who praises Putin and willfully sabotages our own military despite numerous pleas from the Secretary of Defense to please knock it off   

Party over country, party over faith, party over democracy, party over competency and decency...

This guy showed who he was when he bailed out the bathroom window in the middle of dinner while hosting recruits (when he took another job).

Has anyone seen the twitter post about him cutting the Auburn players?!

Someone should post that......

Useful idiot 

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42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

the dumbest mother fuckers .....

 

Tuberville is lying. He is also a massive piece of racist white trash.

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